A/N: I am so sorry that this is over three months late! I've lost track of time because of school and all the homework our teachers loaded us with… And I did accidently delete the original copy of this chapter but I tried my best to rewrite it.
For those whose reviews did not make it into this chapter, I am very very sorry for that. I will try to put your dares in the next chapter. Enjoy the chapter, and yay for new summary! –hands out cookies-
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Winry: Fight Wrath in a battle to the death.
Greed: Marry Kimbley and proclaim your love for him at the top of your lungs.
Rose: Jump off a cliff.
Edward: Dance to If You Want It To Be Good by the Backstreet Boys. xD lmfao.
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Winry: Huh?
Wrath: FIGHT! –laughs crazily-
All: -backs away-
Sky: All right then. –hits Wrath gently on the head- Let's get this fight started, shall we?
Winry: Hey, wait a second! Don't I get a say in this?!
Sky: No. You never have, and you never will. So deal with it.
Winry: … -glares-
Sky: Now…let the fight…BEGIN!
Wrath: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! DIE YOU DAMN BITCH!! –chases after Winry hitting her with a squirrel-
Greed: Oh, Kimbley…
Kimbley: What the hell do you want?
Greed: Will you marry me?
Kimbley: …No.
Greed: Aw…why not?
Kimbley: Because I don't like you
Greed: That's not very nice
Kimbley: And since when was I nice?
Greed: Well, never…but…
Kimbley: Exactly.
Greed: I LOVE YOU KIMBLEY!! –tackles/glomps-
Rose: Eh? Jump off a cliff? Am I hated that much?
Sky: I would think… You know, at the same time I like you…and then I hate you…I wonder why…?
Rose: -sweatdrops- Uh, thanks I guess… -steps towards the edge of the cliff and stares nervously down into the ravine-
Ed: Hey, when did that get there?
Sky: -grins evilly and laughs crazily-
Ed & Rose: -exchange glances and slowly backs away-
Silver candle: You still have to jump, Rose!
Rose: -walks to the edge of the cliff again- Are you quite sure…?
Sky: -nods and signals to Envy-
Envy: -walks up behind Rose and pushes her-
Rose: -screams as she falls-
Ed: But what if I don't want to dance? And what the hell does that mean anyway?
Sky: -glares and holds up gallon of milk-
Ed: I thought I asked you to keep that accursed liquid away from me
Sky: -smirks evilly and steps closer-
Ed: O.O…A-all right, just keep it…AWAY! –runs away and stops, looking around cautiously and starting to dance-
Yay XD
-Riza: Tell him anyways. I want to see the look on Mustang's face when he discovers the magical world of yaoi.
-Ed: Cheat on Mustang. With whoever you want. Remember, he drooled on Sasuke and loves Riza. HE DESERVES IT! -laughs evilly-
-Envy: Make out with Alphonse.
-Havoc: Aw, come on. At least kiss her and run away. Yay XD
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Riza: -smirks- I really should, shouldn't I? I don't know if he'll be sane after I tell him though… -thinks for a moment and smirks evilly- No, I'll tell him anyway.
Roy: …?
Riza: Excellent, you're already here. Saves me the trouble of looking for you and shooting your head off… Anyway. I'm supposed to tell you what yaoi is and I can't wait to see your reaction
Roy: …?
Riza: …Do you want to know or not? –doesn't wait until he answers- Never mind. Yaoi is… -dramatic pause- love between… -another dramatic pause- two… -yet another dramatic pause-
Roy: Are you going to tell me or am I going to have to wait here until you stop doing that?
Riza: -innocently- Doing what?
Roy: You keep…oh, never mind. I never win against you, anyway…
Riza: -rolls eyes and shakes head- As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, yaoi is love between two… -long pause-
Roy: WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT ALREADY?!
Riza: Doing what, sir?
Roy: NEVER MIND! JUST GET ON WITH IT!
Riza: You don't have to yell, sir.
Roy: -glares- You're enjoying this, aren't you?
Riza: -smirks- As I was saying, yaoi is love between two…men.
Roy: YOU PUT ME THROUGH YOUR TORTURE JUST FOR THAT SIMPLE AS HELL ANSWER?! AND ARE YOU CRAZY?! WHO WOULD LOVE MEN?! OTHER MEN?!
Ed: -tear/sniff- A-are you s-saying t-that y-you d-d-don't l-like me…?
Roy: Eh? Oh, (censored)! Ed! You didn't need to hear that!
Ed: -runs away crying- I knew you didn't like me…!
Riza: Good work, sir.
Roy: -glares at her- Shut up.
Riza: -smirks-
Ed: -runs into Envy as he's running away and lands on top of him-
Sky: -squeals silently-
Ed: -blushes- Oh, um, s-sorry, Envy…
Envy: -blinks at him- Are you okay?
Ed: -rubs his nose- Mustang doesn't like me anymore…
Envy: -hugs him-
Sky: -squeals louder-
Ed: -blush darkens- E-Envy…?
Envy: Shh… -kisses him-
Ed: -pulls him closer and it turns into a make-out session-
Sky: -squeals loud enough for them to hear and covers her mouth- -jumps up and down excitedly-
Al: -sees Ed and Envy making out- O.O
Envy: -sees him and tackles/glomps him-
Ed: -runs away crying again-
Havoc: -while all this is going on- -sneaks up behind Riza and kisses her- -runs away- Please don't kill me!!
ed:once again,go around yelling "HEY LOOK AT ME! I'M EDWARD ELRIC, AND I ADMIT THAT I'M THE SMALLEST ALCHEMIST IN AMESTRIS! I'M THE PINT-SIZED, BEAN-SPROUT MIDGET OF THE MILITARY! WH00T!" while running away from the evil milk.
Roy:Try to feed Ed milk saying "every time i act stupid,a bunny slams his head in the ground,so i have killed many bunnys" while he runs around saying it while you r being shot behind you by riza and the black-hayate squad chasing after you on your sides.
riza:Shoot behind roy's feet while calling him a baka.
al:use ed's credit card to buy stuff for ur kitties 8D
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Ed: -whines- Why…?
Sky: Well, we wouldn't know would we? If the reader asks for it, then it must be done!
Ed: -mumbles something inaudible and takes a deep breath- HEY LOOK AT ME! I'M EDWARD ELRIC, AND I ADMIT THAT I'M THE SMALLEST SHRIMP ALCHEMIST IN AMESTRIS! I'M THE PINT-SIZED, BEAN-SPROUT PIPSQUEAK MIDGET OF THE MILITARY! WH00T! –runs away from the milk-
All: …
Roy: -grabs him and smirks down at him- So you finally admit it, huh pipsqueak?
Ed: -growls- Shut up, bastard
Roy: -somehow gets a gallon of milk and forces Ed's mouth open- Now drink this. –ignores Ed's muffled protests- 'Every time I act stupid, a bunny slams his head in the ground, so I have killed many bunnies'…so what the hell is that supposed to mean?
Al: -throws a rock at him- I knew it! Bunny killer!
Roy: Huh?
Ed: -struggles out of his grip and glares at him, points an accusing finger- All along you were killing bunnies?! And here I thought I could trust you!
Roy: W-wait a minute! What the hell are you talking about?! I didn't kill any bunnies!
Ed: Don't say their name or they will hunt you down and kill you! -throws a bunch of rocks at him-
Riza: You baka taisa! -shoots at him but misses- Get him, Black Hayate!
Black-Hayate squad: -barks and chases after him-
Roy: HAVE YOU ALL LOST YOUR EVER-LOVING MINDS?! -screams like a little girl when a dog bites him and runs away- What the hell did I do to you?!
Ed: Everything, you (censored) bastard!
Al: -takes Ed's credit card and smiles evilly- Now I can do whatever I want with it…
All: …
This is too funny! Sorry, Ed, this is going to be harsh.
Roy: I dare you to make out with Winry while Ed is tied to a chair.
Ed: Endure short comments again!! Then do anything you please to them. I must get this out of my system. You're short and are a shrimp.
Envy: I hate you still because you killed Hughes! You must take care of my EVIL cat, Shredder and turn into a catpost for her.
Havoc: Make out with Riza until the end of the chapter.
Breda: Go in a room full of dogs and you can't run away.
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Ed: …I knew it.
Sky: -ties him to a chair and brings Roy and Whiny…I mean Winry over- Make out with each other…though I wish I didn't have to see this…
Roy/ Winry: -make out-
Ed: Agh, my eyes!
Sky: It burns! Oh the horror of the RoyxWinry pairing! Gaaaah! The only pairing that makes sense is RoyxEd!
Ed: -manages to untie himself and runs away crying- -is called short many many times- Can I please murder someone now?
Sky: -waits a moment before answering- Sure, go ahead
Ed: -evil grin- And I'm not short, dammit!
Sky: I never said that
Ed: I know YOU didn't…YOU were definitely thinking it…but the READER on the other hand…
Sky: Now, now, Edward, don't go killing anyone…
Ed: But you said I could…
Sky: I meant the characters on your show…not the readers…
Ed: -glares and stomps off- That's no fun!
Sky: …
Envy: Well, you know what?! I don't (censored) care so back off! –sticks out tongue-
Havoc: -is making out with Riza-
Sky: -puts handcuffs on Breda's hands and throws him in a room full of dogs, attaching him to the wall-
Breda: -screams like a little girl-
Voltra here! Now, what to do...
Ed, I have a device that translates animal to human language, that chicken over there called you short! Kick it!!
Roy: Jump in a lake. I like you, but I can't think of anything else. Sorry. (Hey, it could be worse!)
Al: I has a homeless black kitty. Would you take it in? (FYI, I just got more ideas, so Edo will be too busy too notice! I'll bring them in next chapter.)
Envy: You rock. My friend loves your hair... run, she's gunna noogie... I dare you to... hand over Lust! Don't ask, just hand her over! Nice skort.
Winry: You'd think someone with the word 'win' would have more fans... but karma's a . Drop your wrenches in water and watch them rust.
Wrath: Come with me, o cute one, for I have chocolate-growing trees...
Riza: I'll be nice to you. For now. Find the closest gun and... use me for target practice! (puts on targets) Please don't miss...
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Ed: What?! Now a (censored) chicken is calling me short?! Oh, I'll do more than kick it! I'll beat the (censored)(censored) out of it! MAIM! KILL! MAIM! KILL!!
Roy: But I don't wanna jump in a lake
Sky: -glares and cracks knuckles-
Roy: -gulps and jumps in lake, begins to cry- What could worse than this…?
Sky: I wouldn't ask if I were you
Roy: -sniffles- Uh?
Sky: -smirks evilly-
Roy: -shudders-
Al: Oooh, a kitty! Can I have it, please?! Please, please, please?! –glances at Ed who is now laughing at Roy- I guess now I can have it! YAY!
Envy: Thanks… -grabs Lust and gives her to Voltra- There you go. I don't want her anymore
Lust: Envy, what the hell is going on?! And what the (censored) do you mean you don't want me?!
Envy: Uh…I don't want you…it can't be more simple than that
Lust: -glares- I'm going to kill you whenever I get out of this
Envy: -gulps- A-all right, I'll be looking forward to that…not really
Lust: I can't wait to stab you and kill you and— -is dragged away-
Envy: -laughing nervously and sweatdrops-
Winry: D-drop my wrenches in the water?! B-but why?!
Sky: DO IT ALREADY, DAMMIT! STOP WHINING!
Winry: -jumps and nods quickly- -drops wrenches in the water and starts to cry-
Sky: …Crybaby
Wrath: CHOCOLATE! I MUST HAVE SOME! WHERE IS THE CHOCOLATE?! –laughs crazily as he launches himself into a tree and starts gnawing on the branch-
Riza: Thank you for being nice to me…for now, huh? I guess I can use you as target practice…I've been wanting to shoot someone…
All: O.O
A/N: I apologize, but that's all I can do with my time stretched out. Again, if none of your reviews made it in this chapter and you would still like to see a response to it then please send it to me and I promise that I will put it in the next chapter. See you there!