Hello again. I'm sorry that it's always so long between chapters but I always have a ton of homework so I can't get on the computer. Now I'm updating only because I'm sick and stayed home from school.

Enjoy!

WOOT! THIS STORY IS SO COOL! :D

Roy: ROY! -glomps- How could I possibly dare something so horrible on someone so HOT?!

Edward: Even though your a cute small kitty, you are not as hot as THE FLAME! I dare you to be tied down to a chair and watch educational TV! THE HORROR!

Izumi: I dare you not to smack/maime/kill/beat anyone for the rest of this chapter!

Winry: DIE!

Spottedstar, leader of windclan

Roy: Heheh…finally someone admits I'm hot…

Ed: For now anyway

Roy: Eh?

Ed: Nothing. –mumbles under his breath- Egotistical bastard. –shouts now- And when the hell was I a cat?!

Sky: Be a cat! Be a cat! For me! Please?! –pouts-

Ed: NO WAY IN HELL!

Sky: -glares and ties him to a chair- Now you have to watch… educational TV! LE GASP, THE HORROR!

Ed: Huh?

Sky: -turns on the TV and walks away-

Ed: -stares after her and turns to TV- -a few moments later- AGH MY EYES! THEY'RE BURNING! TURN THE DAMN THING OFF! TURN THE (censored) THING OFF, DAMMIT!

Izumi: Heheheh finally… -grins evilly at the other characters-

All: … -runs away screaming-

Izumi: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! –has a huge knife and runs after them-

Winry: -is stabbed brutally to death-

Sky: Heheheh…now the bitch is finally dead…

Ed: -stares in horror-

Okay, Ed, Roy. I'll leave you alone this chapter. Rest up for the rest of the questions, whatever they may be. (Roy, I was testing to see if you were paying attention when I mixed up your name last chapter.)

Black Hayate: Woof, bark bark bark yip? (Well, what's your comment on the odd behavior of the humans?)

Gluttony: Lust says to try to eat Mustang.

Voltra the Lively

Ed: Good

Roy: Were you really? Did you think that I was that unobservant?

Ed: Yes

Roy: -glares- Was I asking you?

Ed: -grins back- Apple pie!

Roy: -rolls eyes-

Hayate: Bark! (These humans are strange!) Yip yip woof! (At least they feed me!) Woof woof! Yip bark bark! Aroo! (I like to lick people's faces and steal their food! They chase after me but they can never catch me! I didn't know they were that slow!)

Roy: -is somehow able to understand him- Hey! I'm not slow! You're the one who steals my paperwork and then Hawkeye blames me for losing it!

Hayate: -tongue rolls out and wags tail- -runs to him and licks his face-

Roy: AGH DOG SLOBBER! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CRAZY MUTT!

Riza: -shoots gun at him- SHUT THE HELL UP TAISA-BAKA!!

Roy: O.O...y-yes ma'am... -cowers behind desk chair-

Gluttony: Eat Mustang! –leaps at him-

Roy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! –runs away screaming forgetting that he can use his flame alchemy-

Gluttony: -chases after him-

Riza: -sighs- Useless idiot

Roy: I heard that, Hawkeye!

Riza: -shoots at him-

Roy: -screams in pain-

Heh, great story, love how this is all going.

Ed, go with Roy into a bedroom...and lock it from the outside.
Riza, go join them winks
Al, I want you to watch a movie where a comet or meteor kills all the cats in the world...then watch a two hour clip of cat corpses.
Scar, give Wrath a chocolate chip cookie then go watch a flim where Ed beats you continuasly.

This gives a lot of imagination to the author, have fun with it

(ZNO)

Ed: W-what…?

Roy: -grins- Come on, shrimp. –grabs him around the waist and carries him to the room-

Ed: H-hey! Let go of me you bastard! Al!

Al: …?

Ed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—!! -the door slams shut- -screams are heard from inside- RAPE!!

Riza: -slips into the room and shuts the door- -gunshots are heard-

Al: -blinks- Uh what was that all about?

Sky: -evil grin- Nothing you need to know about

Al: -blinks-

Sky: Oh! You have a dare! –ties him to a chair and starts the movie-

Al: What's this?

Sky: -doesn't say anything and starts the movie, walks away-

Al: -stares at the screen for a total of five minutes before he starts to scream and cry- No not the kitties!

Sky: -stands behind him and has to stop herself from hugging him-

Scar: -cautiously gives Wrath some chocolate and backs away-

Wrath: Yay chocolate! –bounces around- WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Sky: -grabs Scar and ties him to a chair, starts the film- -grins evilly- Have fun, Scar-san

Scar: -glares at her- I'm not weak!

Sky: -grins back and walks away-

AGH what's all this kissy stuff?!
Lessee who do I hate...This is kindof hard because the one I hate is in the manga and not many people read it...
ALRIGHT! Edo-kun, I dare you to slice up Noah (uhh what's her last name) into pieces BECAUSE SHE IS AN EVIL LITTLE #& MARY SUE WHO STOLE YOU AWAY FROM ME!! is shot And yes you have to do it otherwise I will force-feed you spoiled milk and then drop you into a pit full of angry kitties!
Envy, transform into Arnold Schwarzenagger and order people to read the FMA manga!

Skitty Kat Girl

Ed: I agree!

Roy: Aw Edo-kun don't tell me you don't like it…

Ed: -blushes-

Sky: Oooh could you tell me who you hate? I read the manga so I'm pretty sure I would know who you were talking about!

Ed: -blinks- Hey! Wait a second! Why should I hurt Noa?!

Sky: Didn't she betray you? I don't like her either because she's a bitchy whore who deserves to die!!

Ed: -glares- She only did that because she wanted to go somewhere she would be accepted!

Sky: Well it looks like she isn't

Ed: -turns away- I'm not going to do it

Sky: Oh really? Now what was it the reader said? Oh yes…she said she will force-feed you spoiled milk if you didn't do it

Ed: -twitches-

Sky: So it's either that or drinking spoiled milk

Ed: -looks back over shoulder to glare angrily- Oh fine! –stalks over to Noah and transmutes his automail into a blade- Hey um Noa?

Noa: Yes, Edward?

Ed: -stabs her and runs away-

Sky: -mutters- Coward

Ed: -appears out of nowhere and stabs her- I just don't like milk okay?! I'll do anything if there's not milk involved!

Sky: -miraculously recovers-

Ed: O.O

Sky: -grins- Now what were you saying?

Ed: Uh...n-nothing... –backs away and trips-

Envy: -is watching this with a bored look on his face- -transforms into Arnold Schwarzenagger- Read the FullMetal Alchemist manga! But only read the parts with me in it!

Sky: -hits him upside the head- No don't listen to him. Read all of the manga because it's just as good as the anime –smiles-

So here am I again. More random than before and ready to humiliate somebody... -insert insane laugh-
Ed can you transmutate me some weapons? I love weapons! -squeal-
Roy you must lend me those gloves! I must put our school at fire! Our teache is skining us alive I tell that is Hell!
Riza dont worry I will just shoot Envy. -aim on Envy and shoot. Winry falls on floor dead- Dam it... I mus my aiming practise... but servs her right... -grins-
Envy but you are palmtree! And cross-dresser.. I saw you at gay bar... Dont ask me why I was there...
Winry... You are stupid and hopeless... I dont get it why Ed loves you when he and Colonel are better pairing -winks-
And one more thing... -hugs Ed and kiss him- I love you Ed!

Hoples

Ed: More random? Is that even possible?

Sky: Yep!

Ed: And do I have to transmute weapons?

Sky: Yes you do

Ed: As long as I can use them on someone I really hate I'll do it

Sky: Okay! Yay weapons!

Ed: -transmutes the weapons and aims a gun at Envy- -shoots him in the head- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!HELL YEAH!!

Sky: … -shakes head- -mutters- He needs help...as soon as possible...

Ed: I love weapons too!

Roy: …Uh I know that someone else pleaded to borrow my gloves but I can't trust anyone else with them after a certain shrimp destroyed one of the military buildings accidentally

Ed: WHO THE (censored) HELL ARE YOU CALLING SO (censored) SMALL HE CAN'T HEAR A (censored) WORD THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR (censored)(censored) MOUTH?!

Roy: … -blinks-

Ed: It was an accident you (censored) bastard (censored) and you (censored) know it! So don't try to tell me it wasn't, you (censored) asshole!

Sky: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Such language...

Ed: WELL WHAT ABOUT YOU HUH?! YOU HAVE A MOTHER DON'T YOU?!

Sky: Sure maybe I do swear but not as violently as you

Ed: -fumes-

Sky: Calm down…or you'll wear yourself out, midget

Ed: WHO THE (censored) HELL ARE YOU CALLING SO (censored) SMALL HE GETS WORN OUT (censored) EASILY FROM THE (censored)(censored) STUPID PEOPLE HE'S AROUND?! I'M NOT A (censored) MIDGET!

Sky: -puts tape over his mouth-

Envy: … -twitches- How did you—I mean, no I wasn't. I'm not gay so how could you see me there? –shifty eyes-

Winry: I'm not stupid! Or hopeless!

Sky: I wouldn't be so sure of that…

Winry: -glares- Well Ed does love me and I love him…why are people denying this?

Sky: YOU STUPID HOPELESS ROMANTIC FREAK!!

Winry: -jumps and blinks- W-what?

Sky: CAN'T YOU SEE THAT EDWARD AND ROY ARE TOGETHER?! YOU'RE BLIND TO THINK THAT HE STILL LOVES YOU! GO ROT IN HELL!

Winry: T-T

Ed: -glares fiercely at whoever approaches him-

I'm ba-ack! And with more dares! Hehehe...

Riza: Hm...How can you shoot with such accuaracy?! Can you teach me?
Envy: You are a crossdressing palmtree. A somewhat cute crossdressing palm tree...hug I was on sugar high last time
Wrath: hug I don't know why, but your cool.
Roy: Can I borrow your gloves? Theres these two girls who go to my school that need to die. But, if I can't borrow your gloves, come to school with me and kill them please.puppy dog eyes
Ed: kisses Get a divorce from Roy. RoyxEd is okay on occasion but yeah.
Winry: I would tell you to go die, but without you, Ed's automail would never get fixed. That's about all your good for though.
Hughes: Umm... Hi.
Rose: Love your hair.
Yeah. That's it for now.

The Random Cookie

Riza: -smiles- Practice makes perfect. But you should always aim at a pressure point to paralyze your victim…

Envy: Somewhat cute? Nuh-uh. I'm more than cute. And you know it. –reluctantly hugs TRC back- And one can tell when you're high on sugar, because the author always is…

Sky: -grin-

Wrath: -hugs back- Yay I'm cool! Can I have some cookies?

Envy: No you're not

Wrath: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Sky: Oh good job Envy! Stupid bisexual cross-dressing gender-confused palmtree! –hugs Wrath and gives him a lollipop-

Envy: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M (censored) STRAIGHT YOU STUPID HUMAN?!

Sky: Because no one believes you

Envy: -glares-

Roy: No you cannot borrow my gloves but I would recommend using a gun. Less destructive. Besides I would have to pay for any damage

Sky & Ed: Cheapskate

Roy: -glares- That's Ed not me

Sky: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure, colonel useless

Roy: -twitches and snaps fingers- -nothing happens- What the…?

Riza: -shoots him-

Roy: …I'll gladly kill someone now!

Riza: -shoots him again-

Ed: Finally I'll be allowed to divorce him! See ya later bastard colonel!

Roy: No Ed come back!

Ed: -not listening-

Sky: You idiot! You just ruined the perfect relationship

Roy: It's not my fault!

Sky: Actually it is

Roy: T-T

Winry: B-but…I can do other things! Besides automail

Sky: Yeah like what? Being stupid?

Winry: Uh…

Sky: Exactly

Winry: -glares-

Sky: -throws wrench at her and knocks her out-

Hughes: Hello! It's been a while since anyone's ever asked me anything! Would you like to see some pictures of Elicia?!

Sky: -hits him with wrench also and steals pictures- -tries to put them in fire-

Hughes: -wakes up and leaps towards her- No my precious pictures!

Sky: O.O –drops pictures and runs away-

Rose: Thank you. –smiles-

My first dare for the characters!!
Ed- I dare you to wear the military uniform. It's sexy on you.
Al- "Nyaa" like a cat (idk, I just always wanted to hear Al say that)
Roy- I dare you to finish all your paperwork in less than one hour. No breaks!
Winry- Throw away every wrench and screwdriver you own, then die. I don't care how, just die.

Thank you!!

Ria Hikari

Ed: -smug smirk- Oh I look sexy do I?

Roy: Obviously

Ed: -glares- If your trying to get me back it won't work

Roy: …

Ed: -changes into military uniform- I like it. I should wear this more

Roy: -stares at him and drools-

Ed: -throws wrench at him and knocks him to the ground- Bastard

Al: -pops out of nowhere- Nyaa!

Ed: ?! –jumps back and falls on the ground- Dammit Al don't do that!

Al: Nyaa! Sorry brother!

Ed: Uh…why are you saying that?

Al: Nyaa! I have no idea but I like the word! –runs after a small kitten-

Ed: …Nyaa? What the hell does that mean anyway? -shakes head- But maybe I don't want to know...

Roy: -sits at desk depressed and picks up pen- Guess I have a ton of work to do… I don't want to do this but maybe I can make a new record

Ed: Here. I'll help you, colonel bastard.

Roy: -blinks-

Ed: Don't think anything of it. I just owe you a lot and thought that I could help

Roy: Um, thanks…FullMetal

Ed: -nods-

Winry: NOOOOO NOT MY TOOLS! MY PRECIOUS CHILDREN! PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT!

Sky: Do it or I'll make you!

Winry: -throws them away as she cries-

Sky: -stabs her to death-

I'm back again and I love seeing Ed glomp Al and Roy! I can't think of too many dares but there are a few. And has anyone noticed that Envy looks like a palm tree?

Ed: I still think you are the best character. So, transmute a giant cannon and aim at anyone that's tortured you in any way.
Roy: Help Ed. Besides flames and cannons go together.
Al: Try reading a incest fanfic. There not as bad as they seem.
To everyone else: Rip Pride apart limb from limb.
jrockonhigh. XD

Ed: -evil grin- Squishy…

Al & Roy: -twitch-

Ed: Just kidding! And yeah of course I'm the best character! Wh00t! –transmutes the cannon and aims at the other characters- MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

All: RUN AWAY!

(Winry, Rose, Noa, Izumi, Havoc, Dante, Envy, Lust, and Hohenheim are blown up)

Roy: -joins him and smiles evilly-

Ed: -grins-

(multiple people are blown up)

Al: Read an incest fic? Is that the one when me and brother are together? I guess I can try… -grabs a random one and reads-

All: -comes back and circles Pride- -leap on him and tear him apart-

Ed: -jumps off cannon and lands on Pride's back- WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! REVENGE IS MINE!!

I think...
Scar: Kill Winry as well as the fangirl he ended up with.
Breda: confront his fears and jump into a pit full of small dogs.
These are the only two I have right now, and I liked the squishy dare that Ed and Roy did.

pyromaniacal emo

Sky: AHA! My partner in crime! Right right? WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Kill Winry!

Scar: -sneaks up behind Winry and blows her apart-

Ed: -watches with wide eyes- But…why would you do that?

Sky: You don't care about her remember?

Ed: Oh yeah… -blinks- What was I doing here again?

Sky: No idea. –gives him book to read-

Breda: Aw b-but I'll be killed by those mangy mutts!

Sky: Do you have any idea how ridiculously childish you are for being scared of dogs? You're in the (censored) military for crying out loud! Damn!

Breda: -takes a deep breath and jumps in the pit- -a second later- AAAAAAAAAAAH! GET ME OUT OF HERE! I'M GOING TO GET RABIES!

Sky: -rolls eyes-

Ed: SQUISHY WILL RETURN!

Great story

Wrath: Can I have a hug? I'll give you sugar if you do

Envy: I dare you to...make out with my OC Maria Maria is sitting in a corner reading "How to get back your Fighting Gloves from a Blonde Haired Pipsqueak with Automail named Edward Elric"

Sloth: I dare you to kiss Greed

Winry: You're awesome, so I dare you to...eat chocolate!

Edward: I dare you to drink chocolate milk!

Lady Ninja Maria

Wrath: Hug Maria! Yay! –glomps-

Envy: If I do I'll prove that I'm straight all the way!

Sky: Then why do I have this picture of you making out with Ed?

Envy: -twitches- That's obviously fake so shut up! –walks over to Maria and kisses her-

Sloth: -glances at Greed who grins back at her- Must I? I shudder to think who he's kissed previously

Greed: Oh come on, kiss me babe –kisses her-

Winry: Yay! I'm finally accepted! Take that!

Sky: -shudders- Winry fangirl… AGH THEY'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE! MAKE THEM GO AWAY! –spazzes-

Winry: -rolls eyes- -eats chocolate-

Ed: I do like chocolate but it has milk in it and if I drink chocolate milk I don't think I'll like it. –eats a piece of chocolate- -jumps up and down in place-

Well, I'm feeling REALLY bisexual right now (After all, I AM!) And I'm sugar high! WE! HERE YOU ARE:

Ed: Kill the next 500 people who call you short. Yes, that must be your favorite dream

Al: While Ed is in a stupor of happiness, get thirty kitties. And keep em.

Roy: Change your first name to But, and your middle name to I'm. Then, your full name will be: "But I'm Useless".

Riza: Read an Ed/Riza fic. You'll stab your eyes out.

Winry: -huggles- I'm sowwy for all the mean peoples. And me. I dare you to force-feed Ed milk then allow him to do whatever he wants to hurt you after.

Scar: I dare you to call all Ishbalans losers and moon them, saying they can suck your .

Lust: YOU RULE! YAYS!

All Homonculi: I dare you... TO KILL DANTE!

Dante: You're not allowed to do anything while they are killing you.

Have a nice day. Unfortunately for you all, I will be back, and CONTROLLING YOU IN A STORY! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

FallenAngel Kit

Ed: -evil grin- Oh you have no idea

All: -backs away-

Ed: -goes on killing rampage-

Al: -sneaks away and gets thirty kitties- -smiles as he names them-

Roy: Huh?! But I don't wanna!

Sky: Do it anyway!

Random person: Did you want to change your name sir?

Roy: -glares bloody murder at Sky- Yes. Change my name to But I'm Useless. –mutters- Even though I'm not

Sky & random person: I wouldn't be too sure of that

Roy: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND ALWAYS CALLING ME USELESS?!

Riza: Because it's true

Roy: -collapses to the ground- Why is the world so against me?

Riza: -sits down on his back and grabs a EdxRiza fic- -starts to read- Hm…not so bad…though I don't think it will ever happen…

Ed: What what?

Riza: -hides fic behind her back- Nothing, Edward. Just continue on your killing spree. –pauses- I can't believe I just said that…

Winry: Thank you. –smiles- Hey Ed! Come here for a sec!

Ed: -walks over to her cautiously- What's up? You just interrupted my killing, you know

Winry: -smiles innocently- I know. –walks towards him and hugs him-

Ed: ? –hugs her back-

Winry: -suddenly a gallon of milk appears in her hand and she forces it down his throat-

Ed: NOOO WINRY WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME?!

Winry: Sorry Ed it was a dare

Ed: -an evil grin spreads across his face- But there's something more to it…

Winry: -blinks- Oh? And what would that be?

Ed: -stabs her with his automail blade and walks away whistling innocently-

Scar: Never! I will never do that to my fellow Ishbalans!

Sky: -sneaks up behind him and sticks him with a needle- Now you will!

Scar: -is now mentally insane- HEY YOU ISHBALAN LOSERS! SUCK MY ASS! –moons them-

Sky: -turns away- This is such a bad image that does that need to be in my head…ooh too late

Lust: Thank you. –smiles- I know I do

All homunculi: KILL DANTE! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dante: -looks up from reading alchemy book and blinks at them- What do you want?

Envy: Your soul!

Dante: -stares at him-

Lust: Envy shut up

Envy: No!

Wrath: Can we just get this over with?!

All homunculi: Right!

Dante: -is alarmed- What?

All homunculi: -stab her and mutilate her body with their powers- HAHAHAHAHA!

Sky: -waves-

A/N: Yay I'm happy now for updating. And while waiting for the next chapter, it would be wonderful if I could get some more readers for my other stories… please?

Ed: Byebye!

Al: See you next chapter!

Roy: Don't call me useless!

Riza: -shoots him- -smiles- Have a good day everyone