Hey all, and welcome back to Interview with FMA, now known as Truth or Dare: Full Metal Alchemist. Wow…I can't believe I hadn't updated this for…in three days it would be two months…hmm…nope, I'll update (sorry about the delay).
Thank you for the many loving reviews, and the many faves and alerts. I am so grateful to you all. Without you guys this story would have been deleted or abandoned a long time ago. This chapter/story is dedicated to you all.
Enjoy.
I'm glad to see a new chapter up and running. More dares!
Envy: -hands over straight jacket- Run around saying "I'm the craziest Palm Tree and homoculi in the whole world!" Excuse the spelling. Admit it, you are the palm tree.
Everyone else: You can watch this.
Ed: Change your name to Fullmetal Shrimp and take all the short comments again.
Winry: Don't die! You're a decent character and while Ed is taking all the short comments, throw wrenches and hose him down with milk.
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Envy: How many times do I have to (beep) say it?! I'm not a (beep) palm (beep) tree dammit!
Sky: I think it's far too late to protest that Envy
Envy: -glares murderously-
Sky: Want your straight jacket now?
Envy: (beep) no!
Sky: -tackles him and forces him into it- You know, this reminds me of that certain chapter in Phobia when you're afraid of air and you go nuts and then you're put in a straight jacket right after that because you're incurably insane…
Envy: -shudders- I really don't want to relive that…
Ed: -grins- That was fun to see, you know. I never knew that you a spazzing type, Envy
Envy: -glares-
Sky: If you want us to leave you alone then do your dare
Envy: -pouts- Fine. –takes deep breath and then grins maniacally- I'M THE CRAZIEST (beep) PALM TREE AND (beep) HOMUNCULUS IN THE WHOLE (beep) WORLD! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! FEAR ME!
Ed & Sky: -blink and look at each other- Wow…who knew that he would crack so easily? –grin evilly-
Al: -shivers- I don't even want to know what they're up to…
Ed: HEY WAIT A (beep) MINUTE! I'M NOT A (beep) SHRIMP!
Sky: -sighs- Here we go again…
Ed: I'M NOT (beep) SHORT AND YOU (beep) KNOW IT!
Sky: Yes you are. You need to stop den—
Ed: NO I DO NOT NEED TO STOP DENYING THAT I'M NOT SHORT!
Sky: You've been fighting against this statement for how many years now? I would stop denying it now if I were you
Ed: (beep) NO!
Al: Brother shut up and just admit that you're short!
Ed: Al…how could you? You traitor...
Al: -rolls eyes-
Sky: Short little shrimpy boat chibi...
Ed: WHO THE (beep) HELL ARE YOU CALLING SO (beep) SMALL THAT WHEN SOMEONE (beep) TALKS TO HIM HE'S (beep) CARRIED AWAY BY THE (beep) SOUNDWAVES, HUH?!
Sky: ...Uh you obviously...duh
Ed: -glares-
Al: Brother, just admit that you're short already
Ed: ...No. I refuse
Envy: DAMMIT CHIBI JUST DO YOUR (beep) DARE!
Ed: …Fine. –mutters- Who asked you anyway? Damn (beep) traitors. I'M SHORT AND I'M THE FULLMETAL SHRIMP BOAT OF THE MILITARY! I'M (beep) SHORT! I'M THE (beep) BEAN SPROUT (beep) MIDGET OF THE (beep) MILITARY! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
All: -calls him short-
Ed: -fumes and screams at them-
Winry: Ha so one person doesn't want me to die! There!
Sky: Whatever. -rolls eyes- You're still a useless whore anyway...damn bitch…
Winry: -sticks tongue out- -grabs wrenches and throws them at Ed- -turns on hose and blasts it at him-
Kya! Lovely chapter! I'm here again -grins- and I'm hyper -laugh-
Roy: Thanks! -kisses him on cheek and takes his gloves- hwuhahaha! -snaps and blow up every school on planet- O.O... uh... ok... not according to my plan... but hey.. XD
Ed: Don't talk dirty –smack him- It doesn't suit you (Ok id does… XD) -gives him two giant swords- here take them... I steal them form Cloud and Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach) if they ask… I wasn't here -run away- And by the way, in last chapter of FMA you look like a girl Ed! DON'T KILL ME FOR TRUTH! XD
Ling!Greed: Hia! You are my second favorite character! You rock! And you make too good pair with Ed -snicker- maybe threesome with colonel Useless? XD –glomps him- and you have pretty cool clothes… XD
Envy: No you sounded weird... -is green with disgust-
Hohenheim: -handle him a fan fiction where he rapes Ed- read... I hate you for this... … But you still rock... XD
Hoples
Roy: Uh…you're welcome…
Ed: I WILL TALK DIRTY IF I WANT TO! IT DOES SUIT ME BECAUSE I LIKE SWEARING! …Besides the only person who it doesn't fit with is Al…
Al: Don't you dare bring me into this, nii-san. I want no part
Ed: -blinks at him- …And why do I need these swords? So I can kill someone? Oooh who should I kill?! But who the hell are Cloud and Ichigo? And I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A (beep) GIRL GODDAMMIT! I AM (beep) MALE! …Though I couldn't say the same about Envy…
Envy: Hey!
Ed: Well it's the truth isn't it?
Envy: -glares- You're going to wish you hadn't said that, shrimp!
Ed: -sticks out tongue- Hey! WHO THE (beep) HELL ARE YOU CALLING SO (beep) SHORT YOU CAN THROW HIS (beep) WORDS BACK AT HIM?!
Sky: Well you are short…and you do look like a girl…
Ed: NO I DON'T!
Sky: Stop denying your true nature
Ed: WHAT TRUE NATURE?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! THE ONLY TRUE NATURE I HAVE IS MALE!
Sky: You need to keep in touch with your feminine side!
Ed: WHAT?! I DON'T HAVE A FEMININE SIDE! I'M NOT A (beep) GIRL!
Sky: I wouldn't be too sure of that
Ed: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!
Sky: Hey I need some help over here!
Ed: HUH?!
Rose & Noa: -tackle him and drag him to a salon-
Ed: -is forced into a dress and makeup- HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Al: -is taping this while laughing-
Ling!Greed: Ha! I know I do! I'm just sexy like that! And I guess it would be fun to get with the pipsqueak…only if he doesn't scream too much. But I don't like the colonel enough to do a threesome
Roy: Threesome? With who?
Ling!Greed: Me, you…and Edo-chan.
Roy: -sarcastic voice- Oh really?
Ling!Greed: And I have cool clothes
Roy: …
Envy: I DON'T SOUND WEIRD!
Sky: Yeah you don't sound weird…don't worry Envy dear I'll make it all better! –glomps him-
Envy: AGH! GET HER OFF GET HER OFF GET HER OFF!! SHE'S A PARASITE!!
Hohenheim: Would I really do that to my own son?
Sky: Yes. I read a fanfiction when you do rape him
Hohenheim: …
Sky: But it seems that you are liked…for some strange reason…can't imagine why… -continues muttering to herself-
Hohenheim: …Uh…thank you?
Velvet: Wow..you made Roy sulk Havoc. Nice job.
Velvet gives him a flower and applauds him.
Jadel laughs.
Jadel: Let's give these guys something to do.
Velvet: Oh right. Scar, I want you to lie to Ed saying that Roy said mean stuff and then do the same thing to Roy. Let's see them have a verbal fight again.
Jadel: He's Col.Dingbat!
Velvet: No..he's useless.
Jadel: Col.crazy
Velvet: Augh..I give up.
Velvet: Aw..Havoc looks so hot right now. Can I hug you Havoc?
Jadel: Augh..go and hug him while I dare someone else.
Jadel looks around.
Jadel: Fuery..I dare you to set Roy's desk on fire and blame it on Havoc saying that he was trying to light his smoke and the match hit the desk instead.
Velvet comes back after leaving a lipstick mark on Havoc's uniform.
Velvet: I also dare Fuery to dress in red for a whole chapter.
Jadel spots Dorochet and jumps on his back while he isn't looking.
Jadel: He he..cute. i dare you to act like a serial killer and scare the heck out of Fuery.
Jadel Thorn & Velvet Sin
Scar: You enjoy seeing them fight? I must admit that it is amusing…and dangerous… -shrugs- All right. Hey, Full Metal!
Ed: What do you want?
Scar: I just want you to know that…Colonel Mustang told me that you were selfish and a bastard and that he no longer loves you
Ed: -blinks- -starts to cry- -then gets mad- HE SAID WHAT?! (beep)! I'M GOING TO (beep) KILL HIM!!
Scar: -blinks and backs away- -looks around for Roy and walks over to him- Hey Colonel, I just want you to know that FullMetal says you are a selfish bastard and he no longer loves you
Roy: Huh? The shrimp said that?
Ed: ROY MUSTANG!!
Scar: There he is now. –runs away-
Roy: -stares at him-
Ed: DAMMIT MUSTANG WHAT THE HELL DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!
Roy: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
Ed: WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT?! YOU CALLED ME SELFISH AND A BASTARD!
Roy: I have no idea what you're saying. I never said that. AND YOU'RE ACTING SELFISH RIGHT NOW! I DON'T SEE HOW THE HELL I LOVE YOU!!
Ed: WELL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU (beep)?! I HOPE YOU FALL OF A (beep) CLIFF AND DIE AND GET (beep) BY A VERY POINTY TREE YOU (beep) USELESS (beep) SON OF A (beep)(beep) BASTARD (beep)!!
Roy: -is depressed- I'm not useless…
Hughes: Hm…who knew Ed had such colorful language?
Sky: I think that would have been obvious for someone who screams rants all the time because…HE'S A SHRIMP!!
Ed: -screams at them-
Havoc: -is hugged by Velvet- Wanna go out with me?
Sky: I don't think she does, Havoc-kun.
Havoc: -is also depressed- Aw…no girl ever wants to
Sky: Then go bi…or gay…
Havoc: EW! I don't like men!
Sky: So are you telling me that you don't have a crush on Edo-kun?
Havoc: -blushes-
Sky: -grins- So I was right wasn't I?
Havoc: -says nothing-
Sky: Fine. Don't answer. –pouts-
Fuery: Set the colonel's desk on fire? Hm……dangerous…but I like it! Where are the matches! I could be a pyro!
Sky: Yay Fuery-kun's gonna be a pyro!
Havoc: Wow…you just did a complete 180…
Sky: -throws a wrench at him- -hands Fuery the matches- Go ahead and light Roy's desk…I'll keep watch!
Fuery: Uh…okay? –walks over to Roy's desk and lights a match- -drops it onto his desk and watches as it burns to the ground-
Sky: Say WH00T to fire! –laughs crazily-
Fuery: Colonel! Colonel! Havoc lit your desk on fire!
Roy: What?! How?
Fuery: He was trying to light his cigarette…
Roy: Ah. Of course. –blinks and then grins- I guess that means I don't have to do that paperwork that was a week overdue…
Riza: -walks over to him and dumps a huge pile of paperwork at his feet-
Roy: Dammit. I just had to say it.
Riza: -drops even more papers at his feet-
Roy: (beep)
Fuery: Do I really have to dress in red?
Sky: Yep
Fuery: -changes into a red uniform-
Dorochet: A serial killer huh? –smirks- -sneaks up behind Fuery- BOO! I AM THE KILLER OF THOSE WHO WEAR RED! FEAR ME!!
Fuery: -jumps and runs away- No please have mercy I was only following orders! Help meeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Mooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyy!!
Scar: Looked like you had an interesting last chapter. I dare you and Al to hug each other.
Fuery: Heh..nice job on getting Breda there. hugs Fuery I dare you to do something you would never do. I dare you to have a break down and blame it on the military. same dare for Havoc & Breda
Al and Ed: I dare the two of you to prank Scar and blame Roy for it.
Envy: I dare you to wear purple clothes and dye your hair pink. I dare you to stalk Ed for a whole chapter.
Rose: I dare you to stalk Kain Fuery and then claimed you mistaked him for your lover that passed away.
Sonar
Scar: Oh I wouldn't call it interesting. I would call it annoying.
Al: I have to hug Scar-san?
Sky: Yep
Al: How do I know that he won't try to kill me?
Scar: I swear before Ishballa that I won't, Alphonse Elric.
Al: Uh…okay then. –hugs him-
Fuery: Thank you!
Sky: Now you have to do something, pull a prank on the military with…Havoc-kun and Breda-san
Havoc: Huh?
Sky: You have to prank the military…oh! I know! Blow up the headquarters!
Breda: I've always wanted to do that! Yes! Finally! HA!
Havoc: -has a pile of explosives- Let's do this before Sky-san does something else to get us in trouble…
Breda: Yeah
Sky: Who said anything about getting in trouble?
Havoc & Breda: We did
Fuery: I agree
Sky: -glares- -mutters- Knew I shouldn't have said anything…
Havoc & Breda: -set up the explosives and stands back-
Fuery: Three…two…one…
Havoc, Breda & Fuery: EXPLOSION!
Central Headquarters blow up
Sky: HOORAY FOR EXPLOSION AND FIRE! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Fuery: -blinks- OH MY GOD WE JUST BLEW UP HEADQUARTERS! WHY DID WE DO THAT?! NOW WE WON'T HAVE ANY JOBS AND WE'LL GET ARRESTED AND SENT TO JAIL FOR LIFE! I'M TOO YOUNG TO GO TO PRISON!!
Havoc: -smacks him on the back of the head with a baseball bat which knocks him out-
Al: Play a prank on Scar-san?
Ed: Oooh I can't wait!
Al: Brother! Be reasonable! This is Scar-san we're talking about!
Ed: So? And your point is?
Al: …
Sky: Yay for pranks!
Al: Sky-san you're not helping!
Sky: I know
Al: -sighs in exasperation-
Ed: What should we do to Scar huh? Al? You gonna help or what?
Al: Must I? Sky-san please don't—
Sky: -drags him over- You're in it whether you like it or not
Al: -groans- Of course I am
Ed: So? What are we doing?
Sky: Uh…I don't know. Any ideas?
Ed: Some use you are
Sky: -glares and slaps him-
Ed: Ow! What the hell was that for?!
Sky: For being an idiot. Now focus. What do you want to do?
Ed: -mutters- Something that doesn't involve you
Sky: -slaps him again- Aru-chan?
Al: Uh……...……….how about we corner him and pour something on top of him?
Sky: Sounds interesting. What do we pour on him?
Al: Uh……………paint?
Sky: -grins evilly-
Ed: -glances at Al- I don't think that you should have said that
Al: -shrugs- Too late now
Scar: -chases them to an alley where Sky is waiting on the roof- I will exterminate you—
Sky: -drops the paint of him and runs away-
Ed & Al: IT WAS COLONEL MUSTANG I SWEAR!!
Scar: And I'm supposed to believe you?
Ed: Uh…yeah?
Scar: -flexes right hand- I WILL KILL YOU!!
Ed & Al: -screams as they run away-
Envy: I have to wear purple clothes? Why?
Sky: Because it would look good on you!!
Envy: I don't need you to tell me what to wear!
Sky: Apparently you do…you have no fashion sense
Envy: (beep) you!
Sky: -ignores him- And you need my help!
Envy: NO I DO NOT DAMMIT!
Sky: -forces him into a purple sweater and dark purple pants-
Envy: I look like a (beep) grape!
Sky: That might be the point!
Envy: WHAT THE (beep)?!
Sky: -smacks him- No talking dirty! And now you can stalk Edo-kun!
Envy: -sarcastic voice- Oh joy
Sky: Hey I thought you liked to stalk people!
Envy: Right where—HEY WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?! I'M NOT A STALKER!!
Sky: Uh huh. Keep telling yourself that.
Envy: -sticks out tongue and stalks Ed-
Ed: Hey! Get away from me palm tree!
Envy: HOW MANY (beep) TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT?! I'M NOT A (beep) PALM TREE!!
Rose: CAIN! –flies after Fuery and tackles him-
Fuery: AH! Who are you?! Are you arresting me!?
Rose: No. I thought you were someone else. Goodbye now. –walks away-
Fuery: -stares after her-
Sky: Well. That was weird…
That was awesome; I love this fic!
Okay, on with the dares. XD
Armstrong: I dare you to leave your shirt on for more than 5 hours.
Envy: shapeshift into a palmtree!! Oh wait, there won't be any difference... XD
Ed- I dare you to make Roy breakfast in return for him making you dinner!
lol, thanks!
Ria Hikari
Armstrong: Hmm…keep my shirt on eh? NO PROBLEM! –sparkles-
Roy: -glares at him as he tries to do paperwork- Major…could you turn down your sparkles or something?
Armstrong: Of course sir! This skill has been passed down the Armstrong family for generations!
Roy: -head/desk-
Armstrong: -rips off shirt-
Sky: …And guess what? You just failed. –hits him with wrench-
Envy: I don't wanna shapeshift! I'm sick of people telling me what to do! –goes all chibified-
Sky: -squeals loudly and glomps him- YOU'RE SO CUTE! CHIBI ENVY-CHAN!!
Envy: I'm not –chan!
Sky: Yes you are
Ed: Uh……is he ever going to do his dare thing?
Envy: -glares-
Sky: -blinks- Right…he is! Shapeshift! NOW!
Envy: NO!
Ed: You know, Envy, this is the longest I've ever heard you say a full sentence without swearing
Envy: (beep) you, chibi
Ed: And now you broke it. HEY QUIT CALLING ME SHORT!
Envy: -in sarcastic voice- It took you that long to notice?
Ed: Oh (beep) you (beep) palmtree!
Envy: I'm not a palmtree!
Sky: STOP FLIRTING AND JUST DO IT ALREADY!
Envy: I'm not flirting! Fine! I'll do the damn dare! Sheesh! –shapeshifts into palmtree-
Sky: You know Ria's right…there is no difference
Ed: -grins evilly- Yeah
Envy: (beep) you both
Sky: Ooh! Hey Edo-kun you have to make Roy-kun breakfast now!
Ed: I have to WHAT?! No!
Sky: Well he made you dinner…and now you have to make him breakfast… Equivalent exchange you know
Ed: -mutters something intelligible as he prepares to make pancakes-
Roy: -looks up as Ed walks towards him with the plate of pancakes- What's that?
Ed: …Your breakfast. It's from when you made me dinner. –places it on his desk-
Roy: Oh…uh…thank you, Edo-kun. It looks delicious
Ed: -blushes- T-thank you, sir
Roy: -smiles-
thank you so much for using my dares. it was so funny i thought i might write some more.
Ed/Riza: riza has to give Ed a bath like he was a little two year old.
Roy:i dare you to put on a fluffy pink bunny suit and hop around saying im a useless bunny.
Havoc:give up smoking its bad for you. try some gum instead. (then stick the gum in ED's hair when he isn't looking!)
I have a question for Al; if you could be any character in any other manga/anime who would you be and why?
well thats all for now. keep up the good work silver candle and don't listen to those flamers, they're either jelouse or high. instead use thier flames to roast marshmellows.
yay marshmellows!! :3
Ellia-chan
Riza: -blinks- I have to wash Ed?
Ed: Huh?
Sky: -grins evilly- Riza-san has to give you a bath Edo-kun
Ed: WHAT?!
Sky: I can't wait to see this!
Riza: -sighs and grabs Ed- -drags him to a tub and strips him-
Ed: Hey! Lieutenant, ever hear of personal space!?
Riza: -ignores him and dunks him in the water-
Ed: AGH! I'm drowning! Hawkeye's drowning me!
Sky: Edo-kun, you're only in two feet of water
Ed: -blushes- Oh…
Riza: -pours shampoo on his head and scrubs his hair before dunking him again-
Sky: -is taping this with an evil smirk-
Roy: Fluffy…pink…bunny suit? –shudders- Why should I?
Sky: -appears out of nowhere- Because you have to
Roy: -jumps- But I don't—
Sky: -snaps fingers and the bunny suit appears on his body-
Roy: How did you do that?!
Sky: Fanfiction powers…duh
Roy: -narrows eyes but hops around- I'm a useless bunny…
Sky: Heheh… -is taping this also-
Havoc: Aw! But I like smoking! It cleanses my soul!
Sky: -in sarcastic voice- Your soul?
Havoc: Yep!
Sky: -rolls eyes- -yanks cigarette from his mouth and sticks in a piece of gum-
Havoc: -slowly starts to chew the gum- Huh. I could get used to this
Sky: Well it's a lot healthier you know
Havoc: Yeah. –looks around for Ed and sees him talking to Fuery- Be right back. –sneaks up behind Ed and sticks the gum in his hair- -runs away-
Ed: -blinks and looks around for a second before shrugging and turning back to Fuery-
Al: Hm…that's a tough question. Well if I could be any character from any anime/manga I guess I could be…uh…maybe Tohru Honda from Fruits Basket? And why…because she's really nice and very polite and loves to cook… I'm learning how to cook now…
I'M BACK! (Insert eviller laugh here)
Ed- Sing "Brother" and you haven't given me your arm yet! I guess I won't sell it, but can I wack Envy to death with it?
Envy- You have to allow me to do so without killing my.
Al- Now that you've stolen all those kitties, can I have one? Please!? I'd prefer a black one!
Izumi- "One is me, the world is all" Now teach me freakin' alchemy!
Roy- I have a quest for you! I have sent you a package. Contained in this package is... A MUDKIP! You must become a WATER pokemon master! And you can't say no, or Ed can bash your brains out!
Wrath- (Hands him a Golden Ticket) Two words. Willy. Wonka.
ShadowUchiha13
Ed: Sing "Brother"? Hmm…
(Ed's verse)
How can I repay you brother of mine?
How can I expect you to forgive?
Clinging to the past I shed our blood,
and shattered your chance to live.
Though I knew the laws I paid no heed.
How can I return your wasted breath?
What I did not know has cost you dear,
For there is no cure for death.
(Ed's chorus)
Beautiful mother, soft and sweet
Once you were gone we were not complete.
Back through the years we reached for you.
Alas, twas not meant to be.
And how can I make amends,
for all that I took from you?
I lead you with hopeless dreams.
My brother I was a fool.
(Al's verse)
Don't cry for the past now brother mine,
Neither you nor I are free from blame.
Nothing can erase the things we did,
For the path we took was the same.
(Al's chorus)
Beautiful mother, soft and sweet
Once you were gone we were not complete.
Back through the years we reached for you.
Alas, twas not meant to be.
My dreams made me blind and mute,
I longed to return to that time,
I followed without a word.
My brother the fault is mine.
(both)
So where do we go from here?
And how to forget and forgive?
What's gone is forever lost.
Now all we can do is live.
Ed: And I don't want to give you my arm!
Sky: Beautiful song… -tackles him and grabs his arm- -takes it off and gives it to Shadow- There ya go! Do whatever you want!
Envy: -is whacked on the head with Ed's automail arm- Hey! What the hell did I ever do to you?!
Sky: Everything
Envy: -blinks at her in confusion- And I just have to let her?
Sky: Yep!
Envy: -mumbles something unintelligible as he is whacked again-
Al: Would you like a kitty? Here's a black one like you requested! Her name's Smokey!
Izumi: You know, that was almost too easy. Where was your month of trial? The month of isolation on Yock's Island? Hmm?
Roy: What the hell is a mudkip?! And I don't want to get near water!
Sky: -sneaks behind him and pushes him in pool-
Roy: WAGH!! –thrashes around in water for a moment before sitting up- Dammit I wish you wouldn't do that!
Sky: -in an innocent voice- Do what? –is sitting beside the pool kicking her legs in the water-
Roy: This! –grabs her legs and pulls her into the water-
Sky: AH! COLD!
Ed: -is laughing as he is taping this-
Sky: -leaps out of the water and throws him in too-
Al: -laughs uncontrollably as he is also taping this-
Sky: Mustang-san! Now you have to become a water pokemon master!
Roy: NO! I don't want to spend ever an inch near water!
Sky: -leaps into water and dunks his head-
Roy: -fights against her and rises to the surface- NO DAMMIT! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT?! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
Sky: -signals to Ed-
Ed: -grins evilly and whacks his automail arm on Roy's head-
Roy: -sinks to the bottom of the pool unconscious-
Wrath: WILLY WONKA! GIVE ME THE CANDY IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!! –runs into the chocolate factory and destroys it- WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
FUNNY!
Ed: Kill But I'm Useless. And sacrifice his body to the God G'lhar7k for ultimate power. And killing. (Do this after his dare is done)
But I'm Useless: Tell Riza she sucks at shooting, and let her do whatever you want to her. (Before Ed kills ya)
I Can't Shoot: Kill the Colonel after he tells you you suck at shooting, and then give me his gloves. All damages are paid for by Fuery.
Fuery: Pay me 10,0,0 dollars everytime you blink. If you can't pay, you have to be Silver's slave for the rest of eternity.
Breda: Do your Armstrong imitation in front of Armstrong, and not do anything to him afterwards.
Armstrong: -tells him that imitation is the greatest form of insulting someone-
Lust: HAIL! -gives Lust everything she ever wanted, and will ever want- That is all.
Gluttony: Go die! NOW!
Envy: Go kiss Ed. 'Nuff said. Then after Ed is done, turn into... A PALM TREE!
Greed: You're awesome. Why? YOU HELPED ED! YAY!
Winry: Meh. Envy/Ed is so much better. Winry/Ed is so over-rated. Ed is obviously bi!
Wrath: -gives him enough candy to last him the rest of his life.- Winry likes you when you're sugar-high. Talk to her while you are.
Scar: Give all the Ishbalans drugs. And make them take them.
Silver: Do anything ya want.
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Ed: KILL ROY MUSTANG! FINALLY! WAHAHAHAHAHA! –chases after Roy-
Roy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! –runs away from Ed and then runs over to Riza- Hey chuui! You suck at shooting!
Riza: -blinks and then shoots at him- I'LL KILL YOU!!
Roy: WAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! WHY DO I HAVE TWO PEOPLE TRYING TO KILL ME?!
Sky: Because you're just you
Roy: And is that supposed to explain something?
Sky: Yes. It explains every question about you
Roy: You know…that doesn't make sense
Sky: Heheh…I know
Ed: Nothing makes sense about her
Sky: -grins- That's true
Ed: That's not exactly good
Sky: -shrugs-
Ed: Anyway… KILL ROY MUSTANG!! WAHAHAHAHAHA!! –strangles him-
Riza: -shoots at him-
-Ed and Riza kill Roy. Ed sacrifices his body. Riza gives his gloves to Fallen.-
Fuery: Um…I can't pay that much…and I'm already Sky-san's slave…or just as long this story is up…
Sky: -snaps fingers- Hey Fuery-kun! Get me some soda!
Fuery: But won't that just make you hyper?
Sky: That's the point!
Breda: Hahaha! Stupidity is a skill that has been passed down the Armstrong family line for generations!!
Armstrong: -blinks- -starts to cry- -then throws Breda through a window and into the pool-
Breda: -screams like a girl-
Lust: Uh…thank you
Gluttony: Die? What is die?
Sky: -forces a bomb down his throat and watches him blow up- Heheh...
Envy: Kiss Edo-chan? Must I?
Ed: What about me?
Sky: -ignores him- Yes Envy-kun. You must if you want to live…
Envy: -narrows eyes-
Ed: What are you talking about?
Envy: -grabs him and kisses him-
Sky: And now you must turn into a palm tree!
Envy: -pulls away from Ed and glares at Sky- No! I don't want to!
Ed: -pulls him closer and kisses him again- Come on Envy…turn into one? For me? –pouts at him-
Envy: Oh fine! –turns into one-
Ed: -smiles and hugs him-
Sky: Huh. Who knew that Edo-chan would be Envy-kun's weakness?
Greed: Yes. I know I'm awesome.
Sky: Ego-maniac much?
Greed: I'm Greed. Duh.
Sky: …Right.
Winry: But Edo belongs to me! He loves me and only me! You must know that by now!
Ed: -mutters- What is it with people and fighting over me?
Envy: -changes back into human form and hugs him- -kisses him on the forehead- Because you're you
Sky: That's the same explanation I gave Mustang…who is unfortunately deceased
Ed: But you are aware that he'll just be resurrected for the next chapter…
Sky: I know
Winry: HEY! I thought it was my turn to talk!
Sky: Huh? Really? You're such an insignificant character that I didn't pay attention!
Winry: -glares- Anyway. Edo belongs to me!
Ed: No I don't!
Winry: Yes you do! And you're not bi either!
Ed: How do you know?!
Winry: And the pairing is not overrated!
Sky: It is if you read it over and over…and over…and over…and over…and over…and over…and over…and over…and over…and over…and over…
Ed: Okay, we get it
Winry: -starts crying-
Ed: You know…I still don't understand how I fell for you in the first place
Envy: Yeah I still don't either…she's not even that pretty
Sky: I agree! Riza-san is so much prettier than her!
Riza: -blinks- Oh! Uh…thank you
Sky: -glomps her- You're welcome!
Winry: -sinks to the ground still crying-
Wrath: -is given enough candy to get him sugarhigh- -tackles Winry and starts chewing on her arm-
Winry: What the hell?! What is this little freak doing?!
Ed: Yeah! Go Wrath!
Wrath: -bites Winry's throat-
Winry: -bleeds to death-
Sky: -cheers-
Scar: Give the Ishbalans drugs? What kind?
Sky: Your choice!
Scar: -shrugs and sneaks some drugs- -gives them to the Ishbalans-
Sky: YAY! –glomps Edo and Envy and Wrath-
A/N: Heheh…another crazy chapter. This was 18 pages, single spaced… I wonder if that's a new record…not that I was keeping track…
I was wondering how many chapters I should make of this: should I go up to 100, or just stop at 25 or 50 chapters and then make a sequel? Please let me know. I really want to know so that I can sort of plan the chapters out and when to update. Thanks.
-Across the Sky