A/N: Hi! Here's another chapter! Yay! This is still silver candle, but just under another name. I hope that it isn't too confusing. I might consider changing it back because all the readers that have my stories on alert can't seem to find me…
However, the reason for the delay is because of the onslaught of reviews/dares and I wasn't able to update when I wanted. So I'm sorry about that. Thank you very much by the way, I feel very much loved...and I don't think that's proper English. Anyway, MORE chapters will come but I will only be able to update once a month. This will definitely go to 100 chapters! Yay for more character torture! Heheh.
Enjoy!
XD make this go on forever!
lol,ok. here are more dares... heh heh...
Armstrong: Since u failed the shirt dare, now I dare you not to sparkle for at least 20 minutes!
Ed: Steal Roy's gloves, then set Winry on fire with them.
Al: glomp Have a kitten. magically hands one over to him
XD lol, thanks!
Ria Hikari
Armstrong: Not sparkle for 20 minutes eh? I WILL BE ABLE TO DO THAT FOR A LONGER TIME!
Sky: -in sarcastic voice- Right. Let's see you last for a minute
Armstrong: Facing challenges with bravery and honor has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations! –sparkles-
Sky: -rolls eyes- And he fails…AGAIN
Armstrong: Oh pickle...
Sky: -stares at him-
Armstrong: Cursing when necessary to express anger and shock has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations!! -sparkles again-
Sky: -slaps forehead-
Ed: Steal Roy—I MEAN—Mustang's gloves? How many times is that going to happen?
Sky: -looks at him strangely for a moment before grinning knowingly-
Ed: What?
Sky: Oh nothing, Edo-kun…
Ed: Uh-huh… -goes after Roy and tackles him to the ground-
Roy: GAH! Ed what the hell is wrong with you?! Get off me!
Ed: -lays on his back and stares at the back of his head-
Roy: -in threatening voice- Ed…
Ed: -says nothing but slowly takes off his alchemy gloves-
Roy: Hey what are you doing?! Give me back my gloves!
Ed: NO! –runs off-
Roy: -stares at him-
Ed: Oh Winry!
Winry: -grumpily- What?
Ed: -doesn't say anything as he snaps his fingers-
Winry: -bursts into flame-
Sky: YAY!
Al: KITTY! Thank you!
Nice chapter, now I'm bored and a little hyper. And Ed, you're 4'11 according to some sources. Dare time...
Envy: -hands him a Jar of Dirt- Turn into Jack Sparrow and sing "I've got a Jar of Dirt". I told you I was a little hyper.
Ed: I didn't say you were a shimp boat but okay. While Envy is Jack Sparrow, slap him multiple times. (Jack took this all the time).
Colonel Useless and Lazy: Relive the 'tiny-miniskirt moment'! It's one of things I'll never forget.
Al: Take Havoc's cigarettes and hide them right away.
Winry: Help Al.
Jrockonhigh
Ed: I'M NOT A SHRIMP!!
Sky: Really? You sure?
Ed: -glares-
Sky: -chanting- You are a shrimp, you are a shrimp, you are a shrimp!!
Ed: -snarls- WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL YOU WOULD MISTAKE HIM AS SOME SORT OF CRANE FISH THAT YOU CAN EAT?!
Sky: Well it's a crustacean but okay…if that's what you want to call it
Ed: I'M NOT THAT SMALL!!
Sky: You sure about that, pipsqueak?
Ed: -glares again-
Sky: -grins-
Ed: -folds his arms across his chest and mumbles something-
Sky: What was that? You're so small that I couldn't hear you
Ed: -growls- I SAID "I'M NOT SMALL I'M FUN-SIZED!!"
Sky: -blinks at him- You're a french-fry?
Ed: I'm fun-sized!!
Sky: Ah…speak more clearly next time
Ed: I was! Are you hard of hearing, woman?!
Sky: -pulls out earplug from ipod- What was that?
Ed: -sighs in exasperation-
Envy: Now why should I sing that?
Sky: Because it's fun
Envy: That's what you say when you torture us
Sky: Exact-a-tackily
Envy: What?
Sky: Nothing.
Envy: …Right.
Sky: So you gonna sing or what?
Envy: Uh…let me think…hm… NO!!
Sky: Oh come on…please?
Envy: No
Sky: Pretty please?
Envy: I said no!!
Ed: Please Envy? –pouts-
Envy: -glares at him- I'm going to get you for this, chibi
Ed: I'm not small! I'm just unusually not tall
Envy: -shrugs-
"I've got a jar of dirt!
I've got a jar of dirt!
And guess what's inside it!
I'm not crazy
I'm just a little unwell
I know
Right now you can't tell
But stay a while
And maybe you'll see
A different side of me!"
Sky: -claps sarcastically- Great job, Envy-kun
Envy: -bows dramatically-
Sky: -rolls eyes-
Ed: -walks silently up to Envy and slaps him multiple times-
Envy: What the hell shrimp?!
Ed: -mumbles- Not short. –walks away-
Sky & Envy: -stare after him with confused looks and exchange a glance-
Roy: -shudders- Tiny…mini…skirt…ugh…
Sky: -turns towards him- Tiny miniskirt!! Whoo!
Roy: -blinks-
Sky: -shoves him into dressing room and hands him a miniskirt- Wear this
Roy: -whines- Why?
Sky: Or you'll be sorry
Roy: …Really?
Sky: Yes. And I mean it too.
Roy: -shivers-
Sky: CHANGE! NOW COLONEL USELESS AND LAZY!!
Roy: -mutters- I'm not useless
Sky: If I say you are then you are! Hurry up lazy-ass!
Roy: -comes out from behind the curtain cautiously- There. Happy now?
Sky: -covers eyes- Oh (beep)… -uncovers eyes and looks at him for a moment before shuddering and recovering her eyes-
Hughes: Roy!! I didn't know you liked to wear women's clothing! You pervert you!
Roy: Dammit Maes go away!
Hughes: Nope! –whips out camera and take a million pictures-
Roy: And what do you plan on doing with those?
Hughes: Oh the usual…I'll show them to everyone who works under you…and then I'll submit them to the newspaper!
Roy: WHAT?!
Hughes: You know, now that I think about it…I'll go do that now! Buh-bye now Roy!
Roy: GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE MAES!! –tries to run after him but trips exposing his underwear-
Sky: -sniggers-
Random Roy fangirls: -squeal as they surround him and take a million pictures-
Roy: -groans- Normally I wouldn't mind this…but I'm not in my proper attire…
Sky: -rolls eyes-
Al: Ooh…should I try to take Havoc-san's cigarettes again? He almost killed me…hm… Hey Winry!
Winry: Yeah?
Al: You have to help me steal Havoc-san's cigarettes!
Winry: Alphonse, stealing is—
Al: Sorry Winry, it's a dare. And you have to help me
Winry: -blinks-
Al: Come on. –sneaks up behind Havoc and manages to sneak the pack of cigarettes out of his pocket- -gives it to Winry-
Winry: Al—
Al: -shushes her-
Havoc: -slips hand into pocket to get another cigarette but it's not there- -turns around and sees the pack in Winry's hands- GIVE THOSE BACK YOU (beep) BITCH!! IF YOU'RE TRYING TO GET A DATE WELL FORGET IT!! I DON'T DATE WOMEN WHO STEAL FROM ME!!
Al: Uh...Havoc-san?
Havoc: -lunges at Winry and wraps his hands around her throat- -grabs the cigarettes and puts them back in his pocket- -chokes her slowly-
Al: -blinks- Oops.
Sky: Good riddance
Al: -jumps-
Sky: She was a moron anyway…she needed to die…
Al: …
Scar
Hey..I think something is humping you leg.
Roy
Hey Col.Stupid!
I dare you to set Gluttony on fire
Shou Tucker
sets him on fire while he isn't looking
Dorchet
I dare you to torment Roy with your singing and he can't burn you whatsoever.
Had fun scaring Fuery?
A Crazed Sue
Scar: Excuse me?
Sky: Something's humping your leg? –blinks- Funny. I don't see anything
Scar: Back off. –glares-
Sky: Fine. –holds hands up- Sheesh. Loosen up.
Scar: -flexes his right hand-
Sky: -backs away slowly laughing nervously-
Roy: I'm not stupid, but I shall gladly do your dare. –snaps fingers-
Gluttony: -bursts into flames-
Sky: -shakes head-
Tucker: -screams in pain as he bursts into flames-
Sky: BURN YOU DAMN (beep) BRAINLESS (beep) BASTARD!! YE SHALL BURN FOR SACRIFICING THOU WIFE AND DAUGHTER FOR THOU'S WORK!! AND YE SHALL PAY!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
All: -backs away-
Wrath: -mutters- She's crazy…
Envy: It took you this long to notice?
Wrath: No, not really
Lust: We've been saying that since the beginning
Sloth: -nods-
Ed: Finally someone agrees with me...
Sky: -whips around to face them, her eyes gleaming- Dost thou want to burn too?
Ed: Huh?
Envy & Lust: -pushes him forward-
Ed: Hey!
Sky: YAAAAAAAH!!
Ed: -screams like a girl and runs away-
Sky: -chases after him waving a torch- YE SHALL BURN!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Dorochet: Oooh sounds fun! And yes, I did have fun scaring Fuery… -walks up to Roy- Hey colonel
Roy: What do you want?
Dorochet: "What are you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk, get you love drunk off my hump!"
Roy: -blinks at him stupidly and claps hands over his ears- Shut up!
Dorochet: "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours! Damn right, it's better than yours!"
Roy: AGH!! SHUT THE HELL UP!! YOU'RE MAKING MY EARS (beep) BLEED!!
Dorochet: -grins- "A few times I've been around that track, so it's not just gonna happen like that, 'cause I ain't no hollaback girl, I ain't no hollaback girl!"
Sky: -pops out of nowhere and is somehow back to normal- -claps hands- All right I think that's enough with the most annoying songs I've ever heard…
Dorochet: Aw really? I was having so much fun!
Sky: I know, I was too. But look at him… -points at Roy-
Roy: -is huddled on the ground in a fetal position- Make it go away, make it go away…
Dorochet: -grins again manically-
Velvet: Oh hey Havoc.
Havoc is caught offguard as Velvet glomps him to the ground and then kisses him.
Velvet: I would go out with you anytime. Col.Ego is not as hot as you.
Velvet then helps Havoc up and cuddles up to him.
Jadel: Hah! Pay up Ed! I told you she would so date Havoc.
Al: what?
Jadel: Your brother made a bet.
Ed grumbled and pays up.
Jadel: Yes!
Jadel looks to Scar.
Jadel: Just admit that you love to see Roy and Ed fight.
Jadel then applauds Fuery.
Jadel: You could be addicted to fire just a bit but you got to admit, the nice ones can get away with pranks when they are not seen. Ah..by the way, Rose did seriously think you were her past lover. It was priceless and I got some pictures.
shows everyone the pictures like Hughes would do it
Jadel: Got a dare for you Scar. i dare you to blow up Central.
Jadel Thorn & Velvet Sin
Havoc: Aw thanks.
Ed: -grumbles- Great. Now I lost all the money in my paycheck
Sky: It was your own fault…
Ed: -glares-
Al: Brother, you should know better! Now how are we going to eat?!
Ed: Well I thought I would win! I mean, Havoc has the worst history when it comes to dating women—
Havoc: Gee thanks, chief
Ed: Welcome, lieutenant. Anyway, I thought that I would win this bet!
Al: -rolls eyes- You are so immature
Ed: Thanks
Al: That wasn't meant as a compliment, Ed
Ed: -blinks- It wasn't?
Al: -sighs-
Scar: I thought that I've already admitted that. But yes, it's quite entertaining to see the two fight
Ed: Which two?
Scar: You
Ed: And?
Scar: Colonel Mustang
Ed: -wrinkles nose- Are you spying on us?
Scar: If I was, would I be here telling you this?
Ed: Uh...no
Scar: And if I was, would there be a whole showdown between the two of you that the rest of us are able to see?
Ed: -looks around- I guess not…
Scar: I've made my point, Full Metal
Ed: -nods-
Fuery: -smiles- Yes, that's actually I got out of being blamed for lots of things… I try to take advantage of it whenever I can.
Breda: Why you devious little bastard…so that was you who got food everywhere on the colonel's desk? And you blamed me?!
Fuery: Uh…yes. I'm sorry for that, Second Lieutenant. But really, it was Black Hayate
Breda: -grunts- I like a man who can deceive his way out of anything. Great work.
Fuery: Uh…thanks, sir.
Breda: By the way, that woman who was stalking you…do you have pictures?
Fuery: Why would I?
Breda: -shrugs- Just wondering…
Hughes: -pops up beside him- I do!!
Fuery: Y-You do, sir? B-but why?
Hughes: 'Cause it was a good opportunity…
Fuery: -sighs-
Scar: Excellent. –draws a giant transmutation circle and then activating it-
-CENTRAL IS BLOWN UP-
Silver Candle
You can go as long as you want with this story
I dare you to get a chibi gun and turn Scar into a chibi.
Kimblee
I dare you to blow up Greed.
Scar
I dare you to sing "Lonely day" by System of a down.
Ed
I dare you to dress up like Ichigo from Bleach.
Fuery
I dare you to be dressed only in boxers for a whole chapter while trying to avoid the crazy fangirls.
Akira Phoenix
Sky: Chibi! –grabs the gun and points it at Scar- -pulls the trigger and blasts him-
Scar: -is turned into a chibi-
Sky: YAY! CHIBI SCAR-CHAN!! –glomps him-
Scar: Get off! –has a high squeaky voice-
Sky: -squeals loudly-
Scar: -rolls eyes-
Kimblee: Yes, I get to blow up Greed…the bastard deserves it anyway… -walks up to Greed and places his hands on his chest- Say goodbye, bastard.
Greed: What the hell are you--?
Kimblee: -blows him up and grins maniacally-
Scar: -is still a chibi- Must I sing? Why can't I be spared?
Sky: Well, you have a dare. So you can't back out of it. –nods-
Scar: -glares and starts to sing-
"Such a lonely day
And it's mine
The most loneliest day of my life
Such a lonely day
Should be banned
It's a day that I can't stand
The most loneliest day of my life
The most loneliest day of my life
Such a lonely day
Shouldn't exist
It's a day that I'll never miss
Such a lonely day
And it's mine
The most loneliest day of my life
And if you go, I wanna go with you
And if you die, I wanna die with you
Take your hand and walk away
The most loneliest day of my life
The most loneliest day of my life
The most loneliest day of my life
Life
Such a lonely day
And it's mine
It's a day that I'm glad I survived."
Sky: -claps- Good job! I didn't know you could sing!
Scar: In Ishbal, we sing to praise our God
Sky: -nods- That's what I thought. But you didn't seem like the kind of guy who would sit in a church and sing…you were too busy blowing people up
Scar: …
Ed: Dress up as Ichigo from Bleach, eh? But what does he look like?
Sky: -shows him a picture-
Ed: -stares at it-
Sky: Uh…Ed?
Ed: Huh? –looks at her-
Sky: Why are you staring at him?
Ed: …No reason.
Sky: Uh-huh
Roy: Edo! Are you raping him with your eyes?
Ed: W-what?! No! What the hell, Mustang?! Don't use my own line against me!
Sky: Mustang, why would you even think that? You are such a pervert for thinking that Edo's a pervert too, you pervert!
Roy: How many times are you going to say 'pervert' in one sentence?
Sky: I dunno, but that's not the point! The point is, that you shouldn't believe him, because...he's a real pervert!! –gasps and covers her mouth-
Roy: -rolls eyes-
Ed: Sky, we have known that for a very long time now…
Sky: Well that's true… but if you knew that, why did you stick with him all this time?
Ed: I still don't know but—
Sky: -snaps fingers- Hang on! You still have your dare! Dress up like Ichigo-san!
Ed: -sighs in exasperation and disappears into a dressing room- -comes out a minute later wearing a kimono for men (but is actually a woman's) and sandals- How do I look?
Sky: Oooh…awesome! –skips towards him and yanks his ponytail out- Now you look great! –whips out camera and takes a dozen photos before putting it back in her pocket-
Ed: -blinks-
Sky: -gets a huge-ass sword out of nowhere and hands it to him- This is your weapon
Ed: Really? –takes it and stares at it for a moment- It's heavy… -starts to tip over and falls on his butt-
Sky: -sniggers-
Ed: -blushes- Shut up! You're making fun of me!
Sky: Of course I am! Sorry, Edo! –pats him on the head- You're too small to be carrying such a big sword…
Ed: -growls- I'M NOT SMALL, DAMMIT!!
Sky: Of course you're not! -glomps him-
Fuery: Dressed…only in…boxers? But why?
Sky: -squeals and glomps him- Come on Fuery-kun, please do it!
Fuery: -sighs- Oh fine…
Sky: Yay!
Fuery: -strips down to his boxers-
Sky: -turns and tilts head, listening to something- Uh-oh… -hides behind a tree-
Fuery: -blinks- Sky-san, what--?
Fangirls: -appear out of nowhere and run towards him, screaming-
Fuery: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! FANGIRLS! NO! PLEASE! LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOOONE!!
Sky: -peeks out from behind tree and salutes him- We'll miss you Fuery-kun…
Scar
walks over to Scar and gives him a hug
Hope you don't mind me hugging you.
Okay, maybe you are right. Sometimes it does get annoying.
Is it me or are things getting more insane?
By the way, I got you a new jacket after paint got on your other one.
hands Scar a jacket.
I will always be a fan of yours though I wish you didn't die.
Did you want to just die or was there really a reason behind it all? I'm curious.
sits down next to Scar
I'm going to be nice and give you only 2 dares.
I dare you to torment anyone.
Do you think that you would of done the same thing for your brother if he lost his arm?
Honestly, what are Ishballan people like? I think the military misjudges your people too much.
How hard is it for you to not sleep after you vowed never to sleep? I haven't seen the episode yet
I dare you to take the day off and not return till next chapter. How does that sound Scar? Looks like you needed the time off.
I promise I will give you some dares next chapter.
Roy silently handcuffs her to Scar
goes to move and finds herself falling onto Scar.
Okay...who did this?
Roy is seen laughing as he knew he was getting some payback for some chapter where Scar handcuffed Ed and Roy together.
i got something to confess. I do have dreams about you.
Roy taunts Scar by holding the key and calls him Scarface
Fuery
hugs Fuery
I see you and the others had fun destroying the base. Hope no one found out yet. Aw..you got a bump on your head. Havoc whistles as he hides the bat
You been picked on alot lately in the past chapters. You poor thing.
drags Fuery into a chair and gives him a massage
I dare you to act evil for this chapter only. if you can't do this, then don't do it
I also dare you to carry out one of your dreams.
I dare you to set something on fire. you knew I was going to dare you to something like this. Don't worry. I'll help you
Dorchet
Final thoughts as you were dying? same question to Hughes
pets him behind the ear
Sorry Dorochet. You are so cute. I can't resist petting you. I know I shouldn't be doing it. ends up forcing him to sit down and sit on his lap
How do you over come fear and loss?
When you were turned into a chimera, what did you feel and how did you overcome the change? Did you feel less human or what's the story?
Havoc
gives Havoc gum
I dare you to dress up in a cat costume.
I dare you to go insane until the end of the chapter.
Ed
I dare you to cut your long hair.
Sonar
Scar: I don't mind as long you don't try that again.
Sky: Yep! Things are getting more insane! But that's the nature of this fic I suppose…
Scar: Thank you for the jacket
Sky: Okay, the reader wants to know: did you really want to die or was there really a reason behind it all?
Scar: As an Ishballan I was proud to give my life to protect another fellow Ishballan…even if she was a homunculus. But that was the one thing on my mind. "Protect her." Because I loved her.
Sky: You can torment someone now…
Scar: Good. –looks around and sees Ed- -walks over to him and leans down to whisper something in his ear-
Ed: -blushes deeply-
Scar: -smiles evilly and walks away-
Sky: O.O
Scar: Was there something else to this?
Sky: Uh…y-yes, there is…um… Another question: "Do you think you would have done the same thing for your brother if he had lost his arm?"
Scar: As an Ishballan, I would have given my life to protect him…even if he had forgotten the teachings of our God by pursuing human transmutation.
Sky: A second question: "Honestly, what are the Ishballan people like? I think the military misjudges your people too much."
Scar: The Ishballan people are a peace-loving congregation living to put forth our God's message into the world. Alchemy is something we don't understand, because it distorts the natural world Ishballa has given to us. And yes, the military government of Amestris has always misjudged us, because they believe that we are of no use to them. But we have always been willing to make negotiations if the time arose. However, that never came before the…massacre.
Sky: Uh…okay…a third question: "How hard is it for you to not sleep after vowing to never sleep?"
Scar: At first, it was…but I would not be able to survive knowing that the suffering I caused would come back to haunt me in my dreams.
Sky: All right then, the reader and I have decided for you to have the day off! Just until you're needed again…
Scar: -nods-
Sky: Oh, by the way…the reader says she has dreams about you…
Scar: -blinks-
Roy: -taunts him-
Scar: -glares at him and runs towards him, threatening to destroy him-
Roy: -screams like a girl and runs away (like a preppy girl)-
Sky: -sighs-
Fuery: Yes, yes I have been picked on a lot…but I think of it as tough love from the fans… -shrugs-
Sky: Hm. You could be right…
Fuery: Thank you for the massage! But I don't think I could be evil…I mean…Sky-san's already evil…and so are so many other characters…
Sky: HEY!
Fuery: That was a compliment, Sky-san! Please don't hurt me! –sobs at her feet-
Sky: -blinks- It's okay… -pats his head and hugs him-
Fuery: And I can carry out one of my dreams? Hm…let's see… -manages to build a high-tech phone- There!
Sky: -stares at it with wide eyes- Cool…what's it do?
Fuery: Well… -starts a very long lecture-
Sky: Okay, I get it! –covers her ears-
Fuery: Oooh, I get to burn something! Yay! –runs to the office- -takes out matches and burns Roy's desk-
Sky: Hey Dorochet! The reader wants to know what your final thoughts were as you were dying!
Dorochet: Uh…well…I guess I was thinking…that I failed my master…you know… -shrugs-
Sky: Same question for…Hughes!
Hughes: I was thinking that I would never see my family again…that I had not helped push Roy to the top…and that I would never see him as Fuhrer… -nods- But changing from this very depressing subject to one that is more cheery, would you like to see a brand new picture of Elicia-chan?!
Sky: NO. Shut your trap and keep it shut before I'm forced to hurt you. And believe me, I don't want to do that…wipe you out of existence…
Hughes: Really? Well, then, who would take care of my precious Elicia-chan?!
Sky: Hm, I don't know, how about YOUR WIFE?!
Hughes: Oh yeah, Gracia-san too!
Sky: -sighs- You need help
Hughes: Yep!
Sky: -blinks and sighs again- -bonks him on the head-
Dorochet: -can't help but thump his foot on the ground as he is patted on the head-
Sky: -sniggers-
Dorochet: Shut up! I'm a chimera, I can't help it!
Sky: Anyway…I have to interview you too.
Dorochet: Okay
Sky: "How do you overcome fear and loss?"
Dorochet: Make a joke out of it!
Sky: -rolls eyes- "When you were changed into a chimera, what did you feel and how did you overcome the change? Did you feel less human or what is the story?"
Dorochet: Uh…I felt a bit betrayed but I still felt stronger. I overcame the change when I got used to being a dog chimera. I didn't feel less human because I was half and half.
Sky: All right, that's it for now
Havoc: Thanks for the gum!
Sky: -in a sarcastic tone- Oh my, are you finally going to stop smoking that cancer stick of yours?
Havoc: Nope! Can't make me!
Sky: -sighs in exasperation- You also need help…as one of the many characters on this show…
Havoc: -nods- Tell me something I don't know
Sky: -looks at him- I mean mentally
Havoc: Oh. –blinks- Hey, what is that supposed to mean?!
Sky: -sighs again- All right, so you have to dress in a cat costume
Havoc: Huh?
Sky: Just do it
Havoc: -narrows eyes but slips on the cat costume- Now what?
Sky: Now you have to act like a cat
Havoc: -groans-
Sky: Now, Havoc…or these babies will go straight into the water… -dangles his cigarettes over a small pool-
Havoc: WHAT?! No, no, my babies…please don't hurt them…
Sky: Then act like a damn cat already!
Havoc: Hmph. I am so unappreciated. –meows-
Al: KITTY!! –glomps him-
Havoc: -screams-
Sky: Heheh… -takes many pictures-
Havoc: I ALREADY AM INSANE!!
Sky: Yeah. And I helped
Havoc: -sobs-
Ed: But I don't want to cut my hair!
Sky: Oh stop being such a baby. Come here
Ed: NOOOO!! Get away!!
Sky: -grabs him around the waist and puts him in chair- -ties him up so he can't escape- Now. To business. –holds up a pair of scissor and snaps them-
Ed: -gulps- Please. Please spare it…please…I likey my hair…I likey to braid it…
Sky: Stop talking like you're a hobo. -rolls eyes- And that pleading ain't gonna work, love. –comes closer and yanks the hairband out of his hair- -holds the scissors to his hair and cuts it slowly-
Ed: -is crying silently-
Sky: -mutters- Baby
GO TO 100! bc no matter how long u do this, u r alwasy gonna fans lyk me and everybody else who luvs ur story. But it is DARE TIME! i finally have sum good dares.
Edo-chan: I luv u! U r da best! I'm not gonna be mean to u.
Roy-san: I saw u make Edo-chan cry! thats not ok in my book. You have to mgive me your gloves so I can hurt you really badly.
Greed: I dare you to go around yelling that it is the pickles fault, and also run around Wal-mart and then drop to your knees screaming WICKED CLOWNS WILL NEVER DIE! then you can go kill Whinry.
Envy: U r a pal tree and a cross dresser. Get over yourself and get a real job. Oh and also shapeshift into a lawn gnome so Edo-chan can kick you into a lake.
Riza: Ur an awesome character! No evil things being done to you either!
Al: glomp U R BASICLY MY FAVORITE FMA CHARACTER! besides ur brother. BUT U R AWESOME! U CAN KEEP ALL THE CATS IN THE WORLD! and Edo-chan can't say anything about it. If he trys to tell him THE GREAT MISSY-CHAN SAID YOU COULD! kk?
XxMissyxX
Ed: Thanks
Roy: But I didn't mean to! He always cries so easily!!
Ed: Okay, I'm right here you know! And the person who cries easily is Winry!
Winry: Hey!
Ed: Well it's true!! You cry in almost EVERY episode that you're in! It's pathetic!
Sky: Yeah, I agree. Anyway, colonel useless, you have to give the reader your gloves so she can hurt you
Roy: -rolls eyes- Why should I? My life is always in danger so why should I be scared?
Riza: -cocks gun at him-
Roy: Eep! Okay, okay! –throws his gloves at the reader and hides behind Ed-
Ed: -rolls eyes and sighs in exasperation- You do know that hiding behind me isn't a good hiding place from Riza-san, right?
Roy: Yes, I know—you're too short to be useful as a shield…
Ed: WHO THE (beep) HELL ARE YOU CALLING SO (beep) SHORT THAT A (beep) BULLET WOULD MISS HIM NO MATTER HOW WELL THE SNIPER AIMS, HUH?!
Roy: Uh…that would be you, Edo
Ed: -glares murderously-
Roy: -blinks and laughs nervously- Not that you're that short…
Ed: Right, Mustang. Save your damn excuses. I've had just about enough of you
Roy: …
Sky: 5…4…3…2…1…
Roy: -is engulfed by fire-
Ed: -blinks and grins- Awesome
Greed: IT'S THE PICKLES FAULT!!
Sky: Huh?
Greed: -drops to his knees- WICKED CLOWNS WILL NEVER DIE!!
Sky: -blinks and then looks at dare- -nods in understanding-
Ed: Has he finally gone insane?
Sky: Yep
Greed: THE CLOWNS WILL RULE!! THEY WILL BE THE KING OF PICKLES!! FEAR THE PICKLES!!
Ed: …Took him long enough
Sky: Yeah, tell me about it
Greed: -is laughing maniacally as he chases Winry- DIE YOU PICKLE-HATING BITCH!! FEAR THE PICKLE-WEILDING CLOWNS!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!
Winry: -screams-
Sky: Heheh…
Ed: -smirks-
Envy: I AM NOT A (beep) PALMTREE!! OR A CROSS-DRESSER!!
Sky: Well that's what you want to think…but we all know the truth, Envy
Envy: Huh?
Sky: You're still a cross-dressing palmtree even if you don't admit it
Envy: -glares-
Sky: Get a job
Envy: NO!!
Sky: Then shapeshift into a lawn gnome!
Envy: WHAT?!
Sky: You heard me
Envy: I don't wanna!!
Sky: Well you're going have to if you want to live
Envy: -growls-
Sky: Do it
Envy: -rolls eyes and shapeshifts-
Ed: -sneaks up behind him and kicks him into lake- -laughs crazily-
Sky: -blinks-
Riza: Thank you
Al: Uh…thanks. –squeals- Kitties!!
handcuffs Havoc to his new girlfriend Velvet Sin
Havoc
I dare you to marry Velvet Sin
Fuery
I dare you to ask Rose on a date
I dare you to drive Breda nuts
I dare you to find a way to send Roy into the nuthouse.
Jade Maksai
Havoc: Whoo! I was just about to ask!
Sky: Go ahead then
Havoc: Velvet Sin, will you marry me?
Fuery: Rose? Who's Rose?
Sky: -points towards Rose-
Fuery: Ah! Rose-san! Uh...would you care to come with me on a date?
Rose: A date? Hm...I guess. -smiles-
-they go on their date-
Fuery: Now I have to drive Lieutenant Breda nuts... -goes to Breda- Hey, lieutenant, here's Black Hayate! -shoves the dog in his face again and again-
Breda: -screams like a little girl and starts to spaz-
Sky: Now you have to do something to Roy to send him to the nuthouse... -mutters- Not that he isn't close enough already...
Roy: Hey!
Sky: Well you know it's true. You just don't want to admit it
Roy: ... –mutters- Look who's talking…
Sky: -glares at him and slaps him upside the head-
Roy: Ow…
Sky: Wimp!
Roy: Well you know it's true!
Sky: -slaps him again-
Fuery: Sir! -runs up to him and whispers something in his ear-
Roy: -pales and collapses to the floor- -curls into fetal position and whimpers-
Sky: -blinks- Woah...what'd you do, Fuery-kun?
Fuery: -smiles innocently- Oh nothing much...
Sky: -looks at him weirdly and kneels beside Roy- Colonel?
Roy: -screams loudly and jumps to his feet- KEEP AWAY FROM ME!! MOMMY!!-runs into a wall-
Sky: -sniggers and gets a straightjacket- -ties it around him- Off to your new home now...like a good little boy...
Roy: -mutters- I'm a good boy...I'm a good boy...I'm a good boy...
Sky: -laughs- You never were, Roy-san
Fuery: -nods- That's true
Roy: -glares- No one asked you
Sky: -places a piece of duck tape across his mouth-
Kimblee
I dare you to glomp Ed and no blowing him up.
I dare you to blow up Archer
Riza
I dare you to give Fuery a nice and polite kiss on the cheek.
Scar
I dare you to hug Ed and mistake him for a cat.
sticks cat ears on Ed's head and they are superglued on there so they can't be taken off
Trilesta Mikamo
Kimblee: Now why would I want to glomp the pipsqueak?
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK?!
Kimblee: -looks at him and hugs him-
Ed: EEEEEEWWWWWWW!! MAN COOTIES!! GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF!! HELP ME!!
Kimblee: -pouts- You're hurting my feelings sprout
Ed: -tries to hit him in the face- I'M NOT A SPROUT!!
Kimblee: -kisses his forehead-
Ed: -screams in a high-pitched voice and faints-
Kimblee: -grins- Whoops
Sky: -shakes head-
Archer: -appears- What the hell are you doing, Kimblee?
Kimblee: -grin widens and he drops Ed- -walks towards Archer and places both hands on his chest- Say goodbye, Archer… -blows him up-
Riza: -goes to Fuery and kisses him politely on the cheek-
Fuery: -blushes-
Sky: -grabs Ed and slaps him awake- -superglues the cat ears on his head-
Ed: What are you doing?
Sky: Oh nothing
Ed: And I'm supposed to believe you?
Sky: If you want
Ed: -rolls eyes-
Sky: -drags him to his feet and pushes him towards Scar- Come and get him!
Ed: -blinks-
Scar: -glares for a second at Sky and then glomps Ed-
Ed: -screams like a little girl again- What the hell?!
Scar: You're a kitty…so I'm hugging you
Ed: … -turns head to glare murderously at Sky- What did you do to me?
Sky: -smiles innocently-
Scar: -hugs him tightly-
Ed: -squeals and faints again-
Sky: …Why does he faint so easily?
Ed
I dare you to take this note book and kill Law with it by whacking him with it constantly.
Dorochet
I dare you to be Scar's pet for 2 chapters.
Shou Tucker
I dare you to turn me into a chimera.
Akari Makari
Sky: -hands the notebook to him-
Ed: -blinks and stares at it- What am I supposed to do with it?
Sky: Kill Law by whacking him constantly with that
Ed: Uh…
Sky: Go on. –pushes him towards Law-
Ed: -doesn't move- Why should I?
Sky: -sighs- Dammit pipsqueak… -ignores Ed's rant and threats to kill her and picks him up easily-
Ed: -squeals-
Sky: -throws him at Law-
Ed: -screams as he lands on Law's back and clings to his shirt-
Sky: Hey, Edo, you look like a spider
Ed: -glares- Thanks for the notice… -raises the notebook over his head and falls over onto the floor- OW!
Sky: -stares at him in exasperation and smiles-
Ed: Shut the hell up!
Sky: -goes to him and picks him up again- -gives him a boost to climb on Law's back again-
Law: -has amazingly not noticed what was going on behind him as he watches a card game between Dorochet and Roy, who is losing badly-
Ed: -raises the notebook again and whacks Law very hard on the head multiple times-
Sky: -backs away as Law starts to sway- TIMBER!! EVERYONE LOOK OUT!!
Law: -falls heavily-
Ed: -is crouching, blinking stupidly, on Law's back as he stares at his head-
Sky: -pulls him off and slaps him- Wake up!
Ed: Huh? What?
Sky: -sighs and pats his head-
Ed: -face is a question mark- I'm confused…
Roy: Don't worry, we all are…
Sky: Heh, that's true
Roy: You especially
Sky: -blinks- I'm confused?
Roy: No, you're confusing
Sky: Huh? –blinks-
Roy: -sighs-
Dorochet: I don't wanna be someone's pet! I'm not a dog!
Sky: Yes you are
Dorochet: -glares- No
Sky: Yep. You're a dog chimera so that makes you a dog
Dorochet: -snarls-
Sky: -closes his mouth and slips a collar onto his neck-
Dorochet: Hey what are you doing?! Get that thing off! –starts tugging at the collar with his teeth and chokes himself-
Sky: -whacks him with a rolled-up newspaper- Go on! Get!
Dorochet: -scrambles to his feet and runs away- -collides with Scar-
Scar: -falls to the ground with Dorochet on his chest- What do you want?
Dorochet: -glances over his shoulder at Sky-
Sky: -grins-
Dorochet: -rolls eyes and then turns back to Scar- -licks his face-
Scar: EW!! GET THE HELL OFF ME YOU DAMN MUTT!! –pushes him off and gets up- -walks away-
Dorochet: -follows him on all fours-
Scar: GO AWAY!!
Sky: -grin widens- Haha. –looks around- Anyone know where Tucker is?
Ed: Tucker? Didn't you burn him?
Sky: Uh…yeah. I did. But it's the same with Winry: THEY DON'T STAY DEAD!! They're freaking zombies!!
Ed: -blinks-
Sky: Fine, I'll get him myself. –stalks off and returns dragging Tucker behind her on the ground- All right. Since the damn bastard won't stay dead like he's supposed to he has to transmute Akari-san into a chimera. You follow?
Tucker: Sure but—
Sky: Stop talking you…you…bunny giant zebra thing!! I don't know what to call you!! Aaah…what was I doing again?
Ed: You were saying that Tucker was going to transmute someone?
Sky: Oh yeah!
Ed: -mutters- Short attention span much…
Sky: -throws a wrench at him-
Ed: -falls-
Tucker: -draws the transmutation circle and puts Akari-san inside it- -claps his…paws together and activates it- -transmutes her into a wolf chimera-
Sky: Good. –whacks Tucker with another wrench and then drags him behind her- Back into the deep dark abyss you came from…
Ed: …
Hughes: Show Roy your pictures for a whole chapter.
Roy: Don't burn Hughes, burn his pictures.
# 46 (older Slicer brother): Put on a respirator, grab a lightsaber and call yourself Darth Vader. Then join me.
Twitchy the Pyro
Hughes: Heh, I already do that!
Sky: -ties Roy to a chair and tapes his eyes open-
Hughes: Thanks. –whips out a hundred photo albums and shows every single picture to Roy, explaining in detail what each is about-
Roy: -groans-
Sky: -hits him with wrench-
Hughes: Sky-san, he's supposed to be awake to see this
Sky: I know
Hughes: So why…?
Sky: I just wanted to hit him with a wrench…
Hughes: -blinks-
Sky: And besides, you have the entire chapter to show him all your pictures!
Hughes: -grins-
Roy: -opens his eyes and slowly pulls on his glove- -stands and stares at the HUGE pile of pictures- -rolls eyes and snaps fingers- -the stack bursts into flames-
Hughes: Roy! How could you! –has tears streaming down his cheeks- I had hot pictures of Edo in there!
Roy: WHAT?! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THOSE?!
Hughes: I was going to give them to you! And those were the only copies!!
Roy: HUH?!
Hughes: -grins- Just kidding!
Roy: -glares murderously and raises his gloved hand threateningly-
Hughes: Easy, Mustang, it was a joke…
Roy: Right. And I'm supposed to believe you?
Hughes: So you actually think I had those pictures?
Roy: Maybe. So should I believe you?
Hughes: I'm your best friend! Come on!
Roy: Since when did you take "hot" pictures of Edo?
Hughes: Since…this thing started!
Roy: What thing?
Hughes: The truth or dare stuff, Roy. Keep up with me here. You know, all the reviewers want to see you with Ed
Roy: -twitches- He and I are no longer together. I thought you knew that
Sky: Yeah but you never know. Don't you still love him?
Roy: Maybe—HEY SHUT UP!! LEAVE ME ALONE!! THAT IS MY BUSINESS AND MINE ALONE!!
Hughes: But—
Roy: THAT INCLUDES YOU, MAES!! You don't need to know that I can't stop thinking about-- -eyes widen and he covers his mouth-
Sky: -blinks-
Hughes: -smirks- Can't stop thinking about him, huh?
Roy: Shut up!!
Hughes: -shakes head-
#46: Why am I here?
Sky: Ah! Slicer brother!! –hides behind Hughes-
#46: Yes.
Sky: -stares at him and then walks up to him- -gives him a respirator- Here you go. Now proclaim to the world that YOU ARE DARTH VADER!!
#46: What?
Sky: -blinks- Wait a second…DARTH VADER!! IT'S YOU!! YOU, THE MASTERMIND OF EVIL AND DEATH!! AAH!! –hides behind Hughes again-
#46: -shakes his helmet- Maybe I should go
Hughes: She'll just track you down if you don't do it now
Sky: That's right! –looks at him again and squeals- DARTH VADER!! –hides face-
Roy: Why is she scared of him? He's an EMPTY suit of armor in case you haven't noticed! He's not going to kill you!
Sky: -glares at him and throws five wrenches at his head-
#46: Should I?
Hughes: Do you want her to throw a wrench at you?
#46: Not really.
Hughes: Then…
#46: -sighs and puts on respirator- Luke…I am your father…
Sky: I knew it!!
Hughes: Who's Luke?
#46: How did I know that line?
Sky: PANCAKES!!
#46 & Hughes: -stare at her-
Sky: What? I'm hungry…
#46 & Hughes: -look at each other and shake their helmet/head-
Sky: Don't shake your head at me!!
Hughes: Well then what are we supposed to do?
Sky: No idea… STRAWBERRIES!!
#46 & Hughes: -back away slowly-
WTH?! -laughs to death- oh, GOD this (beep) is GOOD! XD
Ed:-hands a sailor suit- put this on and run around with your hair down saying ''I'm a pretty little school girl'' Then after your done I want you to make out with Winry for one full hour.(please don't hate me Edo-kun)
Envy:-goes into fangirl mode- OMG!-glomps- I love you Envy-kun! -kiss- And you SO are NOT a gender-confused palm tree.
Roy:put on a wedding dress and frolic through flowers singing ''The Sound of Music'' Then let Riza use you for target practice for the rest of the chapter.Oh, and I hate your guts Colonel Useless.
Lust:I hate you too...so go die.
Wrath:say NOTHING for a week.
Winry:after you finish makeing out with Ed, catch on fire, stab yourself, get poisoned, drown, jump off a cliff and finally let every one slowly rip you limb from limb.
Hughes:while all of this is happening take many, many pictures.
Nekos rule! X3
Neko-samaXIII
Ed: I don't wanna be a sailor!!
Sky: You certainly swear like one…what would be the difference? Oh yeah…the height…or lack thereof
Ed: WHO THE (censored) HELL ARE YOU CALLING SO (censored) SHORT THAT HE ISN'T OLD ENOUGH TO BE A (censored) SAILOR?!
Sky: -sighs and drags him into a dressing room-
Ed: LET GO OF ME!!
Sky: -shoves him into sailor suit and yanks the ponytail holder out of his hair-
Ed: I'm not saying anything!!
Sky: Yes you are.
Ed: NO!!
Sky: Do it or I'll tell Roy that you have hot pictures of him
Ed: Huh?
Sky: -takes out envelope from behind her back and waves it in front of his face-
Ed: -eyes follow it-
Sky: -smirks and pockets it- Come on, Edo
Ed: -blinks- And if I don't?
Sky: -turns and yells- ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!
Ed: -starts to panic- No, no, no, fine, I'll do it!!
Roy: What do you want?
Sky: Nothing. –hits him with ten wrenches-
Ed: Uh…where do those wrenches keep coming from?
Sky: Fanfiction
Ed: …
Sky: Do it
Ed: …No
Sky: Do it or…I shall feed you spoiled milk…
Ed: -pales-
Sky: Or I can tell Roy that… -leans forward to whisper the rest in his ear-
Ed: -eyes widen-
Sky: -smiles- Are we clear?
Ed: -nods and starts to skip around- I'm a pretty school girl! I'm a pretty school girl!! –trips-
Sky: -sniggers-
Ed: -screams at the sky- I'M A PRETTY SCHOOL GIRL!!
Sky: …Ooh
Ed: What?
Sky: You're not going to like this
Ed: Tell me!
Sky: You have to make out with…Winry
Ed: WHAT?! ARE YOU (censored) ME?!
Sky: Unfortunately no
Winry: Someone say my name?
Sky: Unfortunately yes
Winry: -glares-
Sky: -sticks tongue out-
Ed: -shudders- -walks up to Winry and kisses her-
Envy: Finally someone agrees with me! I'm not a cross-dressing palmtree!
Sky: That's what you think
Envy: Huh?
Sky: -glomps him-
Envy: -screams-
Roy: All right, could someone please tell me why the hell I have to put on a (censored) wedding dress? I've cross-dressed so many (censored) times I can't really be sure I feel like a guy anymore!
Sky: So then you're a girl?
Roy: Yes. No. Maybe?
Sky: -rolls eyes and snaps fingers-
Roy: -is now dressed in a wedding outfit- WHAT THE HELL?!
Sky: Now sing!
Roy: -glares-
"The hills are alive with the sound of music
With songs they have sung for a thousand years
The hills fill my heart with the sound of music
My heart wants to sing every song it hears
My heart wants to beat like the wings of the birds
that rise from the lake to the trees
My heart wants to sigh like a chime that flies
from a church on a breeze
To laugh like a brook when it trips and falls over
stones on its way
To sing through the night like a lark who is learning to pray
I go to the hills when my heart is lonely
I know I will hear what I've heard before
My heart will be blessed with the sound of music
And I'll sing once more"
Sky: …That was horribly off tune!
Roy: Gee, thanks. Ruin my musical dream why don't you?
Sky: -grins- Well as far as I'm concerned you don't have a chance
Roy: -glares-
Riza: -shoots at him-
Roy: -whines- What'd I do now?! –runs away but trips over dress-
Sky: -laughs-
Roy: Shut up!! Don't laugh at my misery!! –curls into a ball-
Lust: -dies-
Wrath: Say nothing for a week? How can I do that?
Sky: Ooh I know! –pulls him into her lap and sticks a piece of duck tape over his mouth- There!
Wrath: -jumps off her lap and gets a permanent marker- -starts to write on floor-
Sky: -stands behind him and looks over his shoulder- -reads- "I…want…candy…" –sighs and turns to face Winry- Okay, whore, you can stop now
Winry: -pulls away from Ed and lets him fall to the floor, gasping for air- I'm not a whore
Sky: Yes you are. You just don't realize. Now… -gives her a list on all the ways to kill herself- Do this
Winry: Why should I?
Sky: -places hands on hips- Because I said so. And you're going to do it. Unless you want me to force spoiled milk down your throat, I highly suggest that you do it now
Winry: -glares and looks down at list- -eyes widen- What?
Sky: Can't read it? Are you really that dumb?
Winry: I can read it perfectly fine!
Sky: Then do it already, damn bitchy slut-whore who needs to die!
Winry: -sniffles-
Sky: Do you even realize how pathetic you are?
Winry: -starts crying-
Sky: -rolls eyes-
Winry: -catches on fire- -stabs herself in the heart- -poisons herself- -drowns herself- -jumps off a cliff-
All: -grab her and rips her apart-
Sky: -laughs evilly-
Hughes: -is dancing around taking pictures-
Dares!Yay! grins evilly
Ed - You are amazing. And incredibly un-short. That's all.
Winry - Just letting you know that I do not hate you. I think that you are really cool. And Ed should hurry up and realize that he loves you.
Al - You. Are. So. ADORABLE! musses hair
Everyone who has ever called Ed short - I dare each of you to, in turn, bow before Ed and apologise profusely for your obscene tallness. Especially But I'm Useless and The Crossdressing Palmtree.
Clara Luna Johansen
Ed: Thank you. Finally someone who hasn't called me short
Sky: -coughs-
Ed: -glares- Except you
Sky: Because you are a shrimp
Ed: -fumes-
Winry: So someone doesn't hate me? –grins- Cool
Ed: I don't love her!
Sky: Why would he anyway?! She's not even pretty! And she's pathetic!
Ed: I agree!
Sky: Thanks, bean sprout
Ed: I'M NOT A SPROUT!!
Winry: -cries again-
Sky: -sighs-
Al: Thank you!
All (Al, Winry, Roy, Envy, Greed, Rose, et cetera): -bows to Ed and apologizes to him for being for tall-
Ed: -grins- I could get used to this
Sky: Don't puny boy
Ed: STOP CALLING ME PUNY!!
Sky: It's the truth
Roy: What a way to ruin the moment
Sky: -throws a wrench at him-
Ed: You're supposed to bow before me too!
Sky: You think you can control me?! No one controls me! –throws three wrenches at him and knocks him unconscious-
I changed my username while I... WAS IN CHINA! Yes, Eddie-kun! It is ShadowUchiha13! And while in China, my friend made me... A ROYED FAN GIRL! YAY FOR YAOI!
So, my dares are this! -Insert evil music here-
Ed: Dress like Pride!Ed from Bluebirds Illusions! Then make out with Roy for the ENTIRE chapter!
Winry: Teach me all you know about automail so I can be the one to fix Ed's automail. Then insult all the homunculi to the point where they'll all kill you!
Envy: Dammit! I can't decide whether I hate you or like you! So... Hm... Kill Winry!
Al: My friend Phantom4muah loves the AlNina pairing so make out with Nina!
Izumi: MY MONTH LONG TRIAL!? TRY 4 YEARS OF TORTURE IN THE WORST ELEMENTRY SCHOOL EVER! NOW TEACH! ME! ALCHEMY!
I WILL return! Muhahahahaha!
VexVulpes
Ed: -pales- Oh no
Sky: She's back
Ed: Why do I have to dress like Pride?
Sky: -tackles him and forces him into the dressing room- Get dressed! Now!
Ed: -groans-
Sky: -raises the soiled milk threateningly-
Ed: -sobs at her feet- NOOOOOOO NOT THE MILK!! PLEASE NO!! SPARE ME PLEASE!! THE HORROR WILL BE IMPRINTED ON MY MIND FOREVER!!
Sky: -rolls eyes-
Ed: -dresses up as Pride-
Sky: -squeals and glomps him- You look so damn cool!!
Ed: -grunts- Can't…breathe…
Sky: Heheh… -kisses him on the cheek and pushes him towards Roy-
Ed: -falls onto Roy's chest-
Roy: -catches him- Edo? Why are you dressed like that?
Ed: -drags him down by his shirt and kisses him-
Sky: -squeals and takes many pictures-
Winry: … -begins teaching her about automail-
-2 HOURS LATER-
Winry: -goes to the homunculi- COME AND GET ME YOU WHORES!!
All homunculi: -blink and then chase after her yelling death threats-
Winry: -is blown up, stabbed, chewed on, drowned-
Sky: Wh00t
Envy: Then decide that you love me! And yes, I will kill her!!
Winry: -barely has time to scream before Envy stabs her brutally-
-THE REST IS CENSORED AS DECREED BY THE OFFICE OF SAFETY AND SANITY-
Sky: Heheh…
Al: Make-out with Nina?
Sky: Yep. –brings out Nina and pushes her towards him-
Nina: Bwig bwother!
Al: Hello Nina-chan. –leans down to kiss her-
Izumi: Did you ever tell me what the meaning of 'all is one, one is all'? …The flow within a circle only goes one way…
Heh,i like this fan fic.anyways,i have a few dares and truths.
Winry:ok,first of all,i hate you.but your always dying and being tortured,so im gonna do something nice.tie ed onto a chair,then lock yourselves in a closet.you can do whatever you want to him for 8 hours.
Ed:go into the closet.do not resist in anyway.after shes done kill her in the sickest and cruelest way possible.does this remind you of something?'cough equivalent exchange cough'
Al:put al of your cats and kitties into the rain.if you resist,well,ill leave silver candle too that.
Envy:go on a killing spree.kill whoever you want besides ed,roy,al,fuery,silver candle,and wrath.
Envy:admit it.you look like a palm tree.
Breda:why are you so afraid of dogs?
Pikminbro.
Winry: Gee, thanks. –grabs Ed and ties him onto a chair- -locks themselves in a closet-
Ed: -starts screaming- LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUUUUUUUUUUUT!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! SHE'S RAPING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Sky: -giggles-
-AFTER 8 LONG HOURS-
Ed: -creeps out of closet, eyes wide and face blank-
Sky: Edo?
Ed: -blinks- I'm fine
Sky: -whispers in his ear- Now you can kill her however the hell you want
Ed: -grins sadistically and slowly rips her apart- -claps hands and sacrifices her in the most painful way possible- MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Al: Aw…the poor kitties… -puts all the cats in a box and leaves them outside- I'm sorry…
Sky: -hugs him-
Envy: KILLING SPREE!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! –slaughters all the characters- AND I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A (censored) PALM TREE!! I AM MAN!!
Sky: Says you
Envy: -glares- (censored) you
Sky: -throws a wrench at him-
Breda: I'm scared of dogs because they attacked me when I was five!!
Sky: What did you do?
Breda: I don't know…I had some salami…
Sky: -rolls eyes and slaps forehead-
A/N: I apologize for those reviewers who didn't make it into this chapter. I had to narrow it down so I could update it as soon as possible for you guys. So it has been two months… and it won't be that late again. Thanks for supporting this story.
Sky