Warning:Contains slight pig abuse and some language.
"Oh, 'ere once was a pirate called Jack!"A voice rang out over the sounds of hogs scuffling and grunting as they walked around the pigsty, wondering why in God's name these two men were in their mudhole.
" 'e fell on 'is face with a smack!"A second voice joined in. The owners of both voices started to laugh insanely. Jack Sparrow and 'Bootstrap' Bill Turner were having the time of their lives. Drunk as skunks the pair were, and their singing voices matching the smell of their bodies.
The pair then started laughing idiotically about nothing. Jack finally regained his self control and spoke.
"I've a thought, Billy,m'boy!"He poor pigs looked rather scared as they huddled in a corner.
"What would tha' be thought...thought be.....be through...that be?"Bill stumbled. You could easily tell he didn't get piss drunk very often.
"We play a game and....oooh!Cookie!"Jack shouted joyfully, like a child on christmas morning as he picked up a potato.
"Jack, that's the weirdest pitata I've ever seen."
"But tha's why iz a cookie, dumb ass."Jack then threw the potato at one of the pigs, making it run away from him squealing.
Bootstrap started to laugh again and fell backwards, landing in some fairly fresh pig yuck.
"Haha!Shit-head!"Jack hollered as he threw another chunk of pig poo at Bill.
" 'Lay that!"Bill growled back, pulling his head out of the muck with a sucking then chucked a piece of pig poo at Jack.
"Ew! Hay! I'm the Chap'n here so...."Bill had thrown another piece which hit Jack square in the mouth. Jack started to he finally rid his mouth of the disgusting stuff, he pounced at Bill, knocking him back into the muck.
The poor pigs that had the displeasure of watching the two drunks fight glanced at one another.
"What're they doin', Mum?" One little piglet asked.
"I dunno....but it's weird."The sow replied.
"I think they're mating."Another sow whispered.
The hogs watched for a while until the two men finally got tired and fell asleep in the mud pigs then curled up by the snoring pirates and fell asleep.