"Why don't the two of you just leave me alone?!"Elizabeth shrieked as she stormed into her's and Will's bedroom, locking the door behind her.
"Elizabeth! Please love, I'm sure thoughtless William got you something."Jack said, leaning against the door.
"Jack, just leave!"Elizabeth's voice stormed from behind the door.
"Elizabeth, I didn't forget your birthday I swear!I've just been so busy lately. Darling, I love you."Will said, shoving Jack aside.
"Lizzy, if may put in a word, your dear William here is a brainless-OUCH!"
Will smacked Jack on the head and hissed,"Shut up, you drunken idiot!Your making it worse!"Jack nonchalantly then leaned against the wall, humming a tune.
Jack:
"Pretty woman,
Fascinating...
Sipping coffee,
Dancing...
Pretty woman
Is a wonder.
Pretty woman!"
"Now what are you doing?"Will snapped, trying to open the door to get to his sobbing Elizabeth.
"Singing."Jack replied before picking up the tune again.
Jack:
Sitting in the window or
Standing on the stair
Something in her,
Cheers the air.
Pretty woman
Will then decided to join in after a painful nudge in the ribsfrom Jack.
"Your woman."Jack said.
Will:
Silhouetted...
Jack:
Stay within you,
Will:
Glancing...
Jack:
Stay forever,
Will:
Breathing lightly...
Jack:
Pretty woman,
Elizabeth's sobbing ceased as she pressed her ear against the door to listen to the men outside her door singing to her.
Both:
Pretty woman!
Blowing out her candles or
Combing out her hair,
Even when she leaves
She still is there.
Jack:
She's there!
Both:
Ah! Pretty woman,
Jack:
At her mirror,
Will:
In her garden,
Jack:
Letter-writing,
Will:
Flower-picking,
Jack:
Weather-watching.
Both:
How they make a man sing!
Proof of heaven as you're living,
Pretty woman!
The words were beginning to make Elizabeth weep, she could tell this came from both their hearts, black and pure.
Jack:
Yes, pretty woman!
Here's to pretty woman,
Both:
Pretty woman,
Pretty woman,
Will:
Pretty woman!
"STOP!"Elizabeth cried, throwing open the door."That was so beautiful, I don't need to hear another word!"She then jumped at both of them, kissing both their cheeks gratefully.
"Mind moving that kiss to the left and northward?OUCH!"Jack asked, only to receive a slap to the back of his head and his recently kissed then passed out from drunken stupor and because might have hit a pressure point.
"I love you."Will and Elizabeth then said to one another as they ran into their bedroom.