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And thank you everyone for the wonderful reviews. Just to answer a few of your questions: Sasunaru development will...be there. It's pretty obvious already that Sasuke has a thing for Naruto, but when Naruto will start showing obvious interest in return is... a mystery to me myself. xD I like development, if you can't tell for those of you who read yaoi high. Aha. KakaIru maaybe! We'll see... and as for Val, he'll be back. Believe it!
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Konoha's Ten Commandments
1. Your Family and Hokage come first above all else
2. You shall have no other boss but the Hokage
3. You shall honor your Family and Hokage
4. You shall not betray the secrets of your Family to the police or any enemy Families
5. You shall already condemn yourself to death if you ever betray the Family in any way or form
6. You shall murder and conduct missions in the name of your Hokage
7. Never be seen with cops
8. Do not touch the wife/partner of another Family member
9. Keep strict loyalty to your Family and Hokage
10. Respect your Hokage, women, the Family's allies
y a k u z a . 1 0 1 - 06 - The Ten Commandments
"When you're in the yakuza, your Family and Boss comes first above all," Naruto said during the second day of tutoring Konohamaru, Moegi and Udon. "That is the first of Konoha's Ten Commandments." He held up two fingers. "Second: You shall have no other boss but the Hokage. Do you know what the third is?"
"You shall murder in the name of your Hokage?" Konohamaru offered.
Naruto shook his head. "That's the Sixth. Here, how about this," he held his hand out to Sakura, who gave him a few pieces of blank paper and several pencils. He distributed them to the three preteens. "Write down what you know about the Commandments, and in the order you guys think they go."
They started to do as they were instructed, that is, until Konohamaru tried to peek at Moegi's paper, only to have a pencil bounce off his forehead sent at him from one particular Uchiha. "Ow!" Konohamaru muttered, sending a sulking glare at Sasuke.
"No cheating," Sasuke said stoically, or else hanging unsaid in the air.
When they were done Naruto collected their papers and looked through all of them. He made a face at Udon's blank paper. "Udon you fail," the blond deadpanned.
Konohamaru snickered but pouted when Moegi smacked him upside the head. Udon merely shrugged. Naruto shifted to the next paper, which so happened to be Konohamaru's. The only ones Konohamaru wrote down were the First, Second, and Sixth Commandments. Naruto laughed. "Konohamaru you fail too." He looked at Moegi's and nodded in approval. "Moegi's the only one who got them all."
Sakura was peeking at it over his shoulder and rolled her eyes. "Naruto, some of those are still wrong."
"Huh? Oh." Naruto grinned sheepishly. "I just thought I'd give her credit for trying?"
"What's the Third Commandment?" Sakura asked Naruto suddenly, who blinked at the question.
"Er… You shall…um… honor your Family and Hokage?"
"Yes. Fourth?"
"Uh –"
"You shall not betray the secrets of your Family to the police or any enemy Families," Sakura said firmly, taking the floor as she ticked off her fingers. "Fifth."
"Huh?"
"Fifth, Naruto."
"You shall already condemn yourself to death if you ever betray the Family," Sasuke said, his voice dark and foreboding. The three preteens exchanged glances with a shudder. "Sixth: you shall murder and conduct missions in the name of your Hokage." He paused and fixed Naruto with a lazy stare. "You should know these, dobe."
"Shut up, bastard." Naruto sniffed indignantly. "Eighth is not to touch the wife or partner of any Family member… for she will probably break your hands and fingers without hesitation."
"Ninth is to keep strict loyalty to your Family and Hokage, and tenth is to respect the Hokage, women and the Family's allies."
"Women like Sakura-chan are to be respected," Naruto piped. "Because they're scary when they're mad –" Naruto made sure Konohamaru was between him and Sakura before the rosette could even think about hitting him. Sakura growled. "But women like Sakura-chan, although scary, are very smart and strong. Some of our enemy yakuza families are afraid of Sakura-chan because they know she can break their bones with just a flick of her finger."
Sakura's anger had waned to bashfulness as she shuffled her feet and blushed prettily. "Naruto…"
"It's true!"
"Anyway –" Sakura picked up three thick worn-looking books from a table and handed a book to Udon, Moegi and Konohamaru. "These are just light readings about our Family for you guys to look over."
"Light…"
"…Reading?"
Udon and Konohamaru exchanged horrified glances as the books dropped painfully onto their laps. Moegi just nodded intently to what Sakura said. They were different books. Moegi's book was titled The Founding of Konoha, while Konohamaru had The Families of Konoha and Udon had The History of Konoha.
"They're pretty quick reads so you guys should get through them in about a week if you keep up with it," Sakura said, her tone business-like. "Read it like your lives depend on it, understood?"
"Uh…"
She was smiling, but there was an underlying threat in her gaze and words as she stared down the three pre-teens. They gulped in unison.
"Whoever did that thing to you-know-who, that good friend of mine, well they're trying to do that to me now. And I'm having a lot of feelings about that. And I'm trying to get some closure on that."
"What kind of feelings?"
A movie was playing on the 52" flat screen TV mounted on the wall. Two rival mobsters were conversing over the phone.
"I'm very angry. I'm feeling very angry about that…"
A snicker erupted from the blond hair sticking up from the other side of the couch.
"So why are you telling me?"
"Why am I telling you? Like you don't know nothing about it? You know nothing? What?"
"Aah, I love Robert De Niro," the head of blond mused, his voice muffled and popcorn-filled as he munched loudly and obnoxiously. The pink-haired smacked him upside the head while the raven-haired hissed, shut up, dobe.
"…fucking bury you. I'll put ice pricks in your eyes. I'll chop your fucking eyeballs. I'll send them to your fucking family so they can eat them for dessert. You understand me?"
"Hey, Paul?"
"What?"
"Fuck you."
The phone call thus ended with the 'antagonist' rival mafia turning to his companion with a: "You get a dictionary and find out what this 'closure' is. If that's what he's going to hit us with, I want to know what it is."
Naruto burst out laughing at that point. Even Sakura couldn't help but giggle. Eventually the movie ended, and just as the credits were rolling on the screen, Minato came walking into Naruto's 'Game Room' where he, Sasuke and Sakura could usually be found playing video games or watching television. It was almost three in the morning when Minato walked in, having just managed to tear himself away from some unnecessary paper work and another meeting with the Council. He was headed to his bedroom when he saw the blue lights from the television screen emitting from the cracks of the door and stopped to check in.
He smiled to himself when seeing the three teens had fallen asleep on the couch. Sasuke was leaning at an angle with his head lolled back against the back of the couch and an elbow propped against the arm of the couch. Naruto's head had fallen on to Sasuke's shoulder and drool was leaking from the corner of his mouth and to the sleeve of Sasuke's shirt. Sakura was lying curled on the couch, her head resting in Naruto's lap. They looked peaceful in their sleeps. They didn't look like the children of mobsters, nor did they look like rising mobsters themselves. They didn't look like murderers or criminals… but then again, they weren't yet. But it was only a matter of time.
There was no such thing as innocence in the yakuza. One could only protect their child for so long…
Minato let out a tired sigh as he rubbed closed lids, his shoulders heavy with exhaustion and years of violence and blood. He had a choice of keeping Naruto from the world of the yakuza. He had a choice of picking another successor that wasn't his son, his flesh and blood, his deceased wife's child. But the thing was, no matter how much Minato wanted to protect his only child and only reminder of his wife, he knew that Konoha needed him as much as he did. He knew that Naruto would be good for Konoha as Hokage. He knew all that, but it was hard to accept as a father.
He knew one day Naruto would be great, if not greater than him.
He also knew he was being selfish for keeping Naruto not known to the public, keeping him for most of his life locked up in the Plaza. But he had valid reasons, but those reasons weren't enough to keep him protected forever.
"Naruto-kun missed the initiation ceremony, no?" Minato recalled the elders addressing him about Naruto's disappearance among other things. "I think, even though he ran away, we should make an exception and let him go through with the initiation ceremony."
"Sarutobi –"
Sarutobi Hiruzen cleared his throat. "Hear me out, Koharu. While a proper punishment for running away would be to make him wait another year, I think as Hokage-to-be, it will benefit him in the long run to be initiated now. He needs to be properly trained by the time Yondaime steps down."
"We also can never be sure of the future," Danzo added in calmly. "It is always best to be prepared."
Minato took everything in. He knew full well what Danzo was implying that even Minato had to agree with. Anything could happen to the current Hokage. Though Sarutobi lived and still lived long enough to see his successor, attempted assassinations weren't uncommon towards current Kages. Naruto had to be prepared in case anything happened to Minato.
When there were no further protests voiced, Sarutobi looked at Minato and smiled. "It is agreed then. Naruto-kun's initiation ceremony will be in a month's time. I'm sure you will make sure he is properly prepared?"
"Of course," Minato said, bowing respectfully to the elders before taking his leave.
Minato knew his son was angry at himself for missing the initiation ceremony in the first place, but he was sure Naruto's spirits would instantly brighten once he told him the elders approved him to be initiated anyway. But Minato wasn't about to wake his son for that. He did raid a nearby closet for a blanket to drape over the teens before turning off the television and closing the door to the Game Room after himself.
The next day found Sasuke and Naruto sparring outside in the Plaza's spacious backyard (if you could call it that. It was huge). Sakura was lying sprawled on the grass, wearing shorts, a green tank top and flip flops. It was such a nice day outside to spend it inside the Plaza. Konohamaru, Moegi and Udon were sitting on Sakura's right side, reading the books she had assigned to them. Correction: Moegi was reading, Konohamaru and Udon attempted to read but ended up watching Naruto and Sasuke spar instead. Everything was peaceful and dandy up until –
"YOU BASTARD!"
Sakura let out an explosive sigh. "What now?"
She sat up to look. Even Moegi put her book down to see what was going on. Naruto was pointing an accusatory finger at Sasuke while his other hand was clutching his aching jaw. "I thought you said no punching!"
"It was an accident," Sasuke said with a roll of his eyes, exasperated. "I did it on reflex. Get over it."
"Get over it?!" Naruto repeated in outrage. "IT'S ON NOW!" With a war cry he closed the distance between them in a yellow and orange blur before tackling Sasuke down and trying to punch him in the face. Sasuke caught both of his fists as the two teenage boys found themselves locked in a wrestling match to gain the upper hand over the other.
Sakura had half the mind to march over there and rip the two idiots away from each other, but said idiots were shirtless as they wrestled, and watching pale and tan bodies fight against each other was just… just… She covered her nose. It was such a damn shame that they were both gay. At least, Sasuke was gay and he knew it. Naruto still didn't know about his gay feelings for Sasuke but that was just a minor detail that could easily be overlooked. Moegi was looking at the fight with just as much awe as Sakura, while Konohamaru cheered Naruto on and Udon remained passive about the fight.
Sasuke, on the other hand, was getting frustrated. It was warm outside. Naruto didn't have a shirt on. He didn't have a shirt on. And the fact that they kept bumping chests and subconsciously rubbing against each other during the little wrestling match was…not doing good things to Sasuke's body. He managed to punch Naruto off of him before things could, uh, escalate, and he quickly got up himself, both boys panting from the exertion as they glared at each other.
"Okay, that's enough you two!" Sakura called from where she sat.
"I need to pound him into the dirt first, Sakura-chan!" Naruto stated loudly and confidently.
"The only one who will get pounded into the dirt, will be you, dobe," Sasuke practically leered.
For some reason that made Naruto blush. Sakura giggled and quickly muffled it. "Sh-shut up, bastard! I'll kick your ass!"
Sasuke smirked. "I'd like to see you try."
Naruto growled and would have lunged at Sasuke, but a hand on his shoulder stopped him from doing so. He looked up in confusion to find his father smiling down at him. "Eh? What's up, pops?"
Minato always found it amusing when his son called him 'pops.' He chuckled. "I need to talk to you for a bit. I hope that is fine."
Naruto glanced at Sasuke, who shrugged, and nodded at Minato. "That's fine. You just saved Sasuke from getting his ass pounded. He should be grateful."
Sasuke bit his lip to refrain from retorting. He doubted the Hokage of Konoha would be all too happy to hear of his less than innocent intentions towards his son. Minato blinked in surprise at Naruto's comment and tried not to think about the innuendos underlying that simple statement. Besides, his boy was far too innocent to even think about that… right? Deciding that mulling over such questions would give him an aneurysm, he pushed such thoughts out of his mind and guided Naruto down the backyard, walking along a grove of sakura trees.
"Naruto," Minato started, his gaze admiring the cherry blossoms as they fluttered with a warm breeze. "When you were gone, you missed the initiation ceremony. I'm sure you realize that?"
Naruto hung his head down, but nodded. "Yeah…"
"It would be punishment enough to make you wait another year for it," Minato continued casually. He ignored Naruto's wince. "You would deserve it for running away for so long and making your father worry."
The teenager bit his lip. Why did his dad always have to make him feel so guilty? Sure he deserved it, but there was only so much guilt one boy could take before he exploded form guilt overload! Didn't parents understand that? He sighed and was going to open his mouth to apologize, but Minato rested a hand on his shoulder for the second time that day. "I'm not here to make you feel guilty, Naruto. Fortunately for you, the Elders and I decided it's of the utmost importance that you undergo the initiation ceremony as soon as possible."
"What?" Naruto breathed, staring at Minato in surprise. Was he saying what he thought he was saying?
Minato smiled. "You'll have to be trained, of course. I'm sure you're out of shape after six months. But no worries. I have requested Jiraiya train you."
"Eeeh? Ero-sennin?" Naruto blanched at the thought of having to train with the old pervert. The older man chuckled amusedly.
"He's the only one who will get you in the shape you need to be a month from now," Minato explained. "Your initiation ceremony is in a month, Naruto. The training will be rigorous. Jiraiya may be an old pervert, but he's tough. Do you think you can handle it?"
Naruto didn't even have to think about it. "Hell yeah! I'm Uzumaki Naruto! I can handle anything, dattebayo!"
Minato grinned. "That's what I wanted to hear. You will start your training tomorrow. And do not forget about your responsibilities for Konohamaru and the others. I've discussed this with Iruka-san, and he believes you're capable of handling both things."
"But, but…" Naruto started to protest. He was just a teenager! Training and tutoring? He wasn't Sakura or Sasuke!
"Sakura-san and Sasuke-san will be there to help you." Minato squeezed his shoulder reassuringly. "You will figure something out, Naruto. See it as a learning experience for you as well. You'll brush up on your Family history, as well as your knowledge of the Family in general. As the future of this Family it is important you know everything. This month will be taxing on you, Naruto. It'll test your mental and physical capabilities. But this will prepare you for the initiation ceremony, both mentally and physically. Do your best, okay?"
Naruto sighed, before grinning. "Okay. I won't let you down, and that's a promise!"
"I know you won't," Minato said, fondly ruffling his son's blond hair. He nudged Naruto towards his friends. "Go back to them. And try not to be too hard on Sasuke-san."
Naruto stuck his tongue out before running back to his friends. Minato watched him leave, blue eyes content to watch his son, who was always as bright as the sun wherever he went, no matter what situation may present itself to him. Always energetic. Always confident and optimistic. Minato could only hope Naruto never changed.
"You don't have to worry about Naruto-kun so much."
Minato wasn't surprised to find Kakashi leaning against the trunk of a sakura tree, his face buried in an orange book. He looked at his ex-student before turning admiring ceruleans to the blossoms. "I don't think anything can change that kid," Kakashi added.
"Hm… I believe you are right, Kakashi," Minato hummed in agreement, his heart feeling lighter. "He is too much like his mother to let anything change him…" he murmured wistfully. "Do you remember? Spring was always Kushina's favorite time of the year."
The silver-haired man closed his book. "I remember." He glanced at Minato, who was staring wistfully at the trees. Whenever the blond man thought or reminisced about his wife, he always looked older, sadder. It was hard to see such a vibrant man looking so weighed down, his heart still yearning for his lost love, still remembering every day the moment he lost the better part of himself. Those who knew Minato always found it hard to see him so devastated. Those who knew Minato, knew why he pained so much, because they knew Kushina. And she was everything to Minato. But as he raised Naruto, they saw the blond boy was Minato's new world. And over time, the man healed. But it was still hard sometimes.
They stood in silence for a while before Kakashi said, "The others will be arriving tonight."
Minato nodded, no longer looking wistful as he returned to being the Yondaime. The Hokage. Their leader. "Good."
"And I believe Itachi-kun will be returning from his mission."
Minato smiled. "Wonderful."
Sasuke felt a shiver of impending doom travel up his spine. He frowned in confusion, but shrugged it off as he turned his attention to his blond companion, who came jogging back from having a talk with his father. Naruto was grinning from ear to ear – nothing new there – but Naruto looked more excited than usual. He wondered what the Yondaime said to have possibly made the Dobe so happy.
"Guess what guess what guess what guess what!" Naruto exclaimed all in one breath as he caught up to Sasuke, who was sitting with Sakura and the other kids. The blond looked ready to burst at any given moment so Sasuke humored him with a drawl:
"What?"
"They're letting me have an initiation ceremony! It's next month!" Naruto burst out breathlessly.
"That's great, Naruto!" Sakura said sincerely, looking just as happy as Naruto. "What changed their minds?"
"I don't know! But I don't care!" He grinned. "I guess Ero-sennin's gonna be training me. Which is okay I guess."
"Does that mean we won't be getting tutored anymore?!" Konohamaru asked hopefully.
Naruto snorted. "As if. You're still getting tutored."
The brunette groaned.
"It'll be good for Naruto, too, anyway," Sakura said matter-of-factly. "The initiation ceremony not only tests your strength, but it also tests your knowledge about the Family. This will be good training for you, Naruto."
"Aah, that's what my dad meant," Naruto nodded in a moment of clarity.
One of the maids from the Plaza brought them lunch, and the teens sat outside eating, enjoying their break for what it was worth. It didn't last long before Sakura started hounding them to refresh their knowledge about the Family. She made Moegi, Udon and Konohamaru iterate what they've learned from the books thus far, while Naruto was forced to take notes. In this sense it wasn't just the students learning from their tutor, but the tutor learning from the students as well. As soon as the preteens were done with their part, Sakura took Naruto's notes away from him and started to drill him with questions.
"What year was the Konoha Family founded?"
"Er…" Naruto counted with his fingers. "Well there's been four Hokage's so far…so…four generations ago would be like….er…"
"Sasuke?" Sakura turned to Sasuke, who answered without missing a beat:
"1940."
"Who are the two founders of Konoha?" She turned to Naruto.
"Hashi…Hashi something…"
"Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara," Sasuke answered for him.
Naruto scowled. Sakura hated to do this to Naruto, but he always remembered things better if Sasuke answered questions first. They were always so competitive, so Sakura used their competitive nature to her advantage. Naruto was sulking with his arms crossed over his chest as Sakura asked a couple more questions. Naruto got some, but Sasuke answered the majority of the questions for Naruto. Sakura repeated some of the questions again to Naruto, who, just as she predicted, got the questions he previously got wrong correct.
After Sakura was satisfied that Naruto and the others learned something, she let Naruto and Sasuke go back to sparring after Konohamaru and his friends left. They decided to go all out this time. Personally Sakura hated when they went all out. They never let her take part in it, saying she'd get hurt or something. She pouted to herself. They just didn't want to fight with her because she was a girl. Stupid boys. Never let her have any fun…
Sasuke started to form seals with his hands as Naruto charged at him, his eyes red and the black pinnacles spinning as he activated his family bloodline, the Sharingan. Snake, Dragon, Rabbit, Tiger… "Katon: Ryuka no Jutsu!"
The heat of the fire revealed a thin string attached from Sasuke to Naruto. Naruto's eyes widened as he saw this, the fire creeping along the thread at a rapid pace. His hand glowed blue with chakra before slicing clean through the thread and the blond leaped aside just in time to avoid Sasuke's fire. Naruto kicked off from a tree, crossing his fingers in a seal. "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!"
Two clones popped up on either side of Naruto as he landed back on the ground. Sasuke was sizing him up with his Sharingan. The three Narutos charged at Sasuke and engaged him in combat. The Uchiha intercepted all of the hits and kicks with ease, his bloodline limit allowing him to predict Naruto's moves before they happen. But they started to speed up, one Naruto leaping up to kick him in the head, and the other two coming from either of his sides. Sasuke jumped upwards, angling himself in a back flip as he kicked the Naruto in the air in the chest, sending him flying back before it popped and vanished. He landed in a crouch and kicked his leg out, knocking the legs from beneath another Naruto and sending him sprawled on his back. Before the third Naruto could even punch him, he grabbed his wrist and flipped the blond over his shoulder, landing him on top of his clone. They both popped away.
Sasuke swiveled around just in time to block an air borne kick from Naruto who jumped from one of the trees. He pushed against Naruto, forcing him to leap back and land a few feet away. Without missing a beat, the blond pulled a scroll from his pocket. It unraveled when he pulled it out, and he bit down on his thumb, drawing blood before slamming his palm on the scroll. "Kuchiyose: Tobidogu!"
A large shuriken replaced the scroll and Naruto wasted no time in throwing it at Sasuke. It spun a few inches above the grass, grazing the tips before curving into the air and heading for the Uchiha's head. Sasuke did a hand spring backwards to avoid the weapon. He wasn't surprised when the weapon popped and changed into Naruto, who quickly engaged him in physical combat once again. The Naruto who flung the shuriken appeared behind Sasuke. Rather than wasting his time fighting them, Sasuke jumped into the air – Snake, Ram, Monkey, Boar, Horse, Tiger – inhaling air before exhaling a large blast of fire that enveloped the two Narutos.
"It's as if you're actually trying to kill me, bastard!" Naruto exclaimed, coming out of nowhere and kicking Sasuke in the back. The Uchiha flew to the earth, but threw his hands out in time to flip on to his feet.
"Hn," Sasuke grunted with a smirk. "Now why would I try to do that, dobe?"
"Oh I don't know!" Naruto threw a punch at his face, but Sasuke easily side stepped it and returned the gesture. Naruto knocked his arm aside and aimed an upper cut at his chin, but Sasuke caught his fist, and then Naruto's other one. The two linked hands as they tried to push the other one back. "Last I checked we were just sparring!"
"I'm not the one who went all out at first," Sasuke pointed out, teeth gritted as he dug his heels into the grass and dirt.
"Yes you were!" Naruto protested, pushing all of his weight against Sasuke.
"It was your idea."
"Was not!"
"Was to."
"You're such a bastard, Sasuke!"
"So I've been told," Sasuke smirked, putting all of his weight in pushing Naruto back as well. He gained the upper hand since he was bigger than Naruto and the blond found himself taking steps back as Sasuke pushed him. Next thing he knew his back was shoved harshly against a tree, the bark rubbing uncomfortably on his bare back. "Ow! What the hell?!"
His wrists were pressed against the tree on either side of his head. The two boys were panting from the exertion. Naruto lifted his gaze up to find Sasuke's Sharingan had faded away, and the brunette was staring down at him intently with obsidian eyes. There was something in his gaze that made Naruto's heart race. He wasn't sure why. It confused him. Why was Sasuke staring at him like that? Like… he wasn't sure. But it was unnerving. Naruto quickly averted his gaze and shifted uncomfortably. "You can move. And don't think you've won this round. I'll get back at you, dattebayo!"
"Hn." Sasuke released Naruto. He lingered longer than was necessary before stepping back, giving the blond his space. They felt colder.
They didn't talk after that as they walked back to where Sakura was painting her toenails, clearly bored out of her mind. Naruto picked up his shirt to put it back on while Sasuke just slumped down to relax. It was the evening and the sun was starting to set. The air was getting cooler as well. Sakura stretched her legs out and wiggled her toes, admiring the hot green color she had painted them. Her finger nails were painted hot pink.
"Your toes don't match your fingers, Sakura-chan," Naruto observed in confusion.
"I know," Sakura said with a shrug.
"Er…shouldn't they match?" The blond scratched his head.
"It doesn't matter."
"If you say so…" Girls. Naruto didn't understand them.
"Let's go inside now," Sakura said, picking up her nail polish and flip flops. Sasuke picked up his shirt and slung it over his shoulder and the three teens walked up the hill and on to the terrace of the Plaza. They entered through the sliding doors into the kitchen and the boys helped themselves to some water. Naruto wandered out towards the living room, but before he could fully step out of the kitchen, he collided into something hard.
"Hey, watch it!" he huffed, scowling as he lifted his gaze, only to brighten when seeing who it was he had bumped into.
"Hello, Naruto-kun."
Sakura and Sasuke quickly turned to see who it was. At the sight of that man, Sasuke's eyes narrowed with a growl: "Itachi."
Dun dun duuunn...
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