I know it doesn't sound very funny at first but it will
"Dad"
"Where are you?"
A little girl struggled through the barren dessert "dad" she called again.
"Misa"
The girl stopped and quickly turned around, there was nothing there.
" dad please don't leave me." Tears streamed down her face." Please don't leave me."
***********Deidara pov*********************************************************
Deidarawoke up startled, rain where inside how the hell there is rain.
His blue eyes focused to beside him where some strange girl was quietly crying into his neck.
How the hell did she get there! He didn't remember bringing anyone back from the bar.
Of course he had been really drunk, as if on cue the headache started
He was going to kill kisame later.
He glanced back to the girl. He was not looking forward to when she woke up. She'd probably scream then cry beg for her .he could kill her before she woke up. She was kind of pretty though it might even be a shame. Black hair, delicate features .he absent-mildly toughed her cheek.
Her eyes snapped open.
Oh crap was his thoughts before…
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?"
############Misa pov#############################################################
Something brushed against her cheek waking her up
She opened eyes to see blue ones staring down at her
She shot up.omg who the hell was he where was she. Wait why she wasn't asking him.
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?" She screamed loudly
The guy flinched "not so loud un"
"Why the ignorant baka" she glared at him. Noticing she was sitting closer than she had thought. She yelped lunching herself backwards and off the bed. She landed with a hoof.
"Kun Kun kun."
He was laughing at her she was going to kill him. She jumped up leaning over.
SLAP
And with that I leave you to wonder
Don't worry though I'll have the next chapter soon I hope