If Monkey D. Dragon didn't know better, she'd say this otherworldly man was doing everything on purpose when they first met. But after being abandoned for no reason, the revolutionary felt betrayed and locked her feelings into a different genre. She just never expected that ramen and orange fanatic to really be the love of her life. Fluff! Angst! Smut? One-shot! Naruto/Fem! Dragon.
Disclaimer: I do not own the masterpieces of Naruto or One Piece as they are both owned by their respective amazing writers, Masashi Kishimoto and Eiichiro Oda, but I will honestly claim my own creations along the way.
Just the dialogue and bits and pieces. For now. Make sure you have been warned and read at your own risk.
Let's do it.
"Jumping in lust, the Monkey D. Dragon woman began to raise and lower her hips on his lap repeatedly, each time with such vigor that she hit bottom. Her enormous chocolate breasts started bouncing, her long black hair swaying hypnotically from side to side, ripples running down her beautiful peach ass like an impending tsunami.
Each thrust was hitting her in the cervix, each landing resulting in her swollen clit crushed against the rough texture of his testicles. Her left breast – her right breast was still being petted by Naruto's hand – was swaying freely in the air and her gorgeous hair was flying all over the place.
Instead of stroking her juicy ass, he started to spank her.
She was panting loudly now, crying, as a wave of sexual release started somewhere around her clit and exploded throughout the woman's body, reaching her head and toes.
"YOU WILL KILL ME, UZUMAKI NARUTO!!!" – the rebellious revolutionary cried screaming, exploding in an orgasmic convulsion, covering with sticky and hot honey all over the blond's herculean penis, who kept smiling in response to the feeling.
- The encounter that culminated in the birth of the most ridiculous pirate on the seas, Monkey D. Luffy.
World's Most Criminal Woman
One-shot
"I never let love you!"
A dark purple portal appeared out of nowhere in front of the spectators who were from the Revolutionary Army. And loud voices began to become audible in what appeared to be the closure of an argument between two individuals.
"Okay, Naruto. There's your portal. And try not to get into some trouble while you're at it, Usurantokachi."
"Oi, teme! Just worry about taking care of the Shinobi World and stop being so sullen, dattebayo!"
A foot in black sandals stepped out of the portal, making everyone apprehensive, except Dragon and his commanders, among them Ivankov, Hachi and Kuma. However, all of that was instantly changed when in the next moment a massive weight of power extended across the entire clearing and seemed to cover the entire island.
Blond hair and blue eyes soon followed as a man grinning into his whiskered cheeks stepped out to see the world he'd been looking for unsuccessfully for the past nineteen years.
Naruto's eyes seemed to sparkle with emotion as he felt his senses tingle and looked up only to see shock etched across the faces of the men and women standing in front of him. He didn't recognize any of them, so he just kept silent, calmly observing one by one. He stopped however when he recognized someone in the crowd of people.
"Ivan-chan?!" – Naruto shouted with wide eyes, pointing to the purple haired man who was slowly starting to abandon his combat posture.
"Naruto-boy?!" – Thrilled in equal measure after recognizing the man, the purple haired revolutionary now looked as apprehensive as the others, as he risked a glance to his right and almost regretted what he saw in his Supreme Commander's usually restrained expression. He didn't look happy at all.
Naruto seemed to blink when in an instant of golden flash he was facing Ivankov, who had to take a startled step back at the sheer speed before his eyes.
"Calm down, Ivan-chan!"
"What is happening?! How did you find us, Naruto-boy?!"
"It wasn't that easy, Ivan-chan. In fact, it took me a long time to get here..."
"… is she here, Ivan-chan?"
"Well... I don't know if now is a good time, Naruto."
"Like this? I've been away for 19 years and I don't know how much time has passed here in this world! I need to see her, Ivan-chan!"
"Naruto…"
"I appreciate it, but you can stop talking for me now, Ivankov."
"But…"
"Okay, Ivankov. Hello, Naruto."
"Hello? I don't know why, but I feel something familiar about you… Is that you, Dragon-chan?! What happened to your body?!"
"I decided to change. Don't call me by that name again, coward."
"I know it's been a while, and I didn't warn you..."
"It's been a while? Did you warn me? Hilarious. Keep those lame excuses to yourself and go back where you came from. I stopped caring about it a long time ago."
"Doc-"
"I have a lot of work to do, so unless you have some information vital to our cause, I ask you to step aside."
"Are you serious? Please give me a chance to explain. I know what I did wasn't right for you."
"Get out of here, Naruto."
"Please forgive me, Dragon-chan."
"That's it? Very good. You are forgiven. Satisfied?"
"… what?"
"Sabo, follow me. To the others, try to keep our communications alive. We cannot afford to lose more information. The world is changing!"
"Ivan-chan... did you hand over the chakra orb I gave you to her?"
"I tried. She didn't want to accept it, Naruto-boy. I'm sorry."
"… It's okay. She's right after everything that's happened. I really made a big mistake, didn't I? I messed up."
"You are a good man, old friend."
"I only made it this far because nineteen years ago I felt a bond being born."
"Nineteen years ago?"
"Yes, Ivan-chan. I can't forget that feeling. It felt like such a bright spot and it took everything in me to keep that connection alive across realities and dimensions. This affected me more than I normally let on. I lost a few years of my life because of this. Please don't tell Dragon-chan about this, even though she doesn't care about me anymore."
"Wait… it can't be. Are you absolutely sure about that?"
"Yes, Ivan-chan. Is there a problem with that? You seem worried."
"Naruto-boy... I didn't know that."
"Don't apologize for something that wasn't in your control to take care of, Ivan. All right, dattebayo."
"Naruto... I don't know how to tell you this, but you need to know that something very important happened about 19 years ago, something that directly affected Dragon and you."
"… what is it?"
"You and Dragon had a child."
"… what? Why? How?"
"Seriously, Naruto-boy? I remember very well that day you and she spent the whole day locked in the room." – scolded Ivankov playfully with a smile on his lips, staring at the blond who now had a face more like a tomato when the memories came with force in his mind. The revolutionary laughed some more, before straightening his posture and sighing a little, knowing full well that things would get more complicated now.
"He was born nineteen years ago, and that was probably when you felt that bond being born. I don't know how that's possible, but for your power to surpass reality itself and dimensions… that answers a lot, Naruto-boy."
"A son… and I wasn't here for Dragon-chan…"
"Don't blame yourself. You didn't know that."
"I know! But I could have at least done a deeper check before leaving her! What did I do?!"
"Naruto boy…"
"What's his name?!"
"Maybe it's not better for me to be the one telling you this, Naruto-boy. She's not going to like this at all!"
"Please, Ivan-chan. I just… need… to know our son's name."
"… his name is Monkey D. Luffy."
"IVANKOV!!!"
"Damn it! Dragon is here!"
"WHY DID YOU TELL HIM THAT? YOU DON'T HAVE THAT RIGHT!"
"I don't know? It must be because he needed to know as much about this as you did, Dragon! You know he doesn't deserve this!"
"IT WAS NOT YOUR SECRET TO TELL!"
"It's my fault, Dragon. She had nothing to do with it. I forced Ivan-chan to tell me."
"… Is it true that we had a child?"
"And what does it matter to you?"
"Do you know how important-"
"Don't tell me what I know or what I don't know. You don't know me and you don't know anything about my life. Don't pretend you know something-!"
INSERT ADVANCED KENBUNSHOKU HAKI
"As far as I'm concerned, you could be dead and I wouldn't shed a tear over your dead body!"
"Dragon!!!"
"It's okay, Ivan-chan. He is right. I think that about myself sometimes."
"Have you come to your senses to recognize that fact? Excellent."
"Yes. I think now is a good time to die. For all I care, Dragon, please forgive me."
"OK." - Dragon said nothing more and turned his back starting to walk away.
"What is it, Naruto-boy? What are you doing? Stop this!" – The screams coming from behind him brought a shiver down the spine of the Supreme Commander of the Revolutionaries when he risked a look back and saw his companion kneeling over Naruto who had a layer of red steam oozing out of his body.
"Don't worry, Ivan. I've had worse pain than this."
"Whatever you're doing, stop it right now, Naruto-boy! You don't have to die!"
"That red vapor is my old friend. He's been with me since I was born. His name is Kurama."
"Stop, stop, Naruto!"
"He will take time to get used to the environment and the constraints of this reality, but he will remain as strong as he was before, maybe even stronger. Please, Ivan-chan, take care of him. And don't be afraid.
"Dragon!!! Say something! He is dying!"
"Leave her, Ivan. You have more things to worry about. I can feel the pain in the world and it has multiplied since I was last here. I hope you can complete the plan."
"Damn it… Dragon… he's going to die! Naruto is dying!"
"The truth is, I've been dying for nineteen years, Ivan. I'm trying to cope, and I managed for a while, but lately it's gotten harder and harder. Maintaining an extra-dimensional connection across realities can do that for you, dattebayo."
"At-"
"He's a pirate, isn't he?"
"… what?"
"My son. He's a pirate, right? I can feel it, in my heart."
"Yes, yes."
"Give that kunai to my son? This is very special to me, and no matter what, make sure he has it always and everywhere."
"I'll do it, Naruto."
"Dragon-chan…"
"Tell her that I love her more than the stars in the heavens can be counted, Ivan-chan? Tell her that I loved her even as the days passed and the nights came, through the storms, through the rainy days and through the sunny days, through all of this… my love for her never ceased to grow."
FINISH VISION OF THE FUTURE
"Dragon!!!"
"It's okay-"
"It's okay? IT'S OKAY?! STOP THERE RIGHT NOW! NOTHING IS OK, NARUTO!"
"Dragon-chan…?"
"Dragon?"
"Turn me back to normal, Ivankov! Now! I need to speak normally with him!"
"You-"
"Now, Ivankov!"
"I'm on my way, boss!"
"Wow…"
"Lift your chin or the flies will come in, Naruto-boy. You're doing great, boss."
"Thank you for that, Ivankov. Could you leave us alone for a moment now?"
"Try to be understanding with him, friend. He doesn't deserve your scorn. He doesn't deserve this."
"(Sigh) I'll try."
"Is that you, Dragon-chan? Forgive me… it's been a while since I've seen you. I'm sorry for crying. I look pathetic now, right?"
"Not so much. Why are you crying?"
"I shouldn't have left the way I did. I just shouldn't."
"… you are sure."
"I cannot make up for lost time, however much I would like to go back."
"And what are you going to do now? Are you leaving again?"
"No! I will never leave your side again!"
"… then?"
Just the dialogue.
I wonder if that was enough to whet the palates of my most respectful readers.
More is coming soon, as always.