I had a lot of fun writing this! I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it!
Incase you've forgotten,
James
Sirius
Remus
Counselor (AKA Particia Rosse, Patty or Pat)
Enjoy!
S Hey Patty! Miss me?
J Wow this week as gone by quickly, how are you doing Pat?
C I'm fine thank-you, but please Mr Potter, Mr Black, call me counselor!
R Sorry about them...
J Oi Moony! What have I told you about apologising for us!
R Ouch! Sorry Prongs...
C Don't hit!
J That was an apology!
R Ahh! Stop hitting me! I said I was s- I mean.. never mind..
S So Patty, what's in store for todays session?
C Call me counselor! And nothing special, I just want to know a little more about the Marauders, thats all.
J Sorry Pat, but like I said last week, I'd have to kill you if I told you...
C Surely theres something, anything, you can share, any stories you'd like to tell me about?
S We'd be here all night day Patty, you don't want to know..
C Yes I really do, please, anything?
J Well...
R I cannot and will not tell you anything Miss Rosse, no offence, but think of what will happen to me! I live in a dormitory with three Marauders! I'd never get over the mental pain they would cause me if I spilled any Marauder secrets. Besides, a magician never spills his secrets! Sorry...
J What?
R I said...Cori.. ander.. son!
S Corianderson?
R Erm.. Yes! Corianderson, the ability to study.. Coriander!
S We'd better take his word for it, I've never heard of Corianderson, but since when does any of us know what Moony's talking about?
J Agreed.
C Isn't coriander a plant-
R NO! IT'S NOT! Erm, so- I mean, yeah...
C Right... Remus, do you ever feel pressured by these two boys?
J Yeah, do you?
R James your hurting my arm...
S Yeah Moony, do we pressure you?
R I.. No, never.
C Did you feel pressured to say that?
J Yeah Moony, did-
C Oh shush Mr Potter! And let go of Remus' arm! Did you feel pressured Remus?
R No, I didn't.
C Well I think you felt a litt-
S He said he isn't pressured! Let it go Patty!
J Yeah Pat, let it go...
C MY NAME IS PATRICIA! I mean, no! It's counselor! You must call me COUNSELOR!
J We call Professor McGonagall-
S Who the hell is Professor McGonagall- OHHH!! The Transfiguration chick! We call her Minnie!
J Moony, if you roll your eyes anymore I swear you'll start a tornado in here!
R Shut up Prongs...
S Yeah, shut up Prongs!
J Padfoot!
S Sorry mate, got caught up in the moment...
C Can we PLEASE continue? Oh and by the way Mr Potter, I am NOT McGonagall, you do NOT have my permission to call me Pat!
J Why would we call Minnie Pat?
S Yeah, that would be pretty stupid! Besides, we don't get permission from Minnie, she's just learnt to put up with it!
J Yeah Pat, and soon enough, you will too!
C I most certainly will not! Now tell me, why do you call your selves these ridiculous names?
S HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE NAMES OF THE MARAUDERS?
J It's alright Mr Padfoot, I'm sure Pat didn't mean to-
S WHERE WOULD THE WORLD BE WITHOUT US? LET ALONE OUR NICKNAMES?
C Mr Padf- I mean, Mr Black PLEASE sit down!
S I WILL NOT BE TOLD WHEN TO REST MY ARSE!
R Sirius seriously!
S Hehehehe...
J Really Moony, it's not healthy to roll your eyes so much...
C SIT DOWN NOW MR BLACK!
S NEVER!!!
J Okay Mr Padfoot, I'm sure she gets the idea, lets let her off with a warning!
S NO! Why are you so quick to give up your beliefs Mr Prongs?
J I would never forsake the beliefs of the Marauders! I just think that we should give Pat here another warning-
C My name is COUNSELOR!
J Alright Pat! Calm down!
R Please Padfoot, just sit down...
S NO!
J Alright, time for drastic measures, ready Moony?
R Ready... Do you have it with you?
J I always keep one spare with me!
C Keep a spare what exactly?
J Stuffed kitten! Sirius has an erm... unusual fixation with these!
C What? Really?
J Yeah, watch! Oi Snuffles! Fetch!
R Nice shot Prongs!
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S ARGGHHHH!!!!!
C What the HELL is he doing? MR BLACK COME BACK OVER HERE AND STOP GETTING STUFFING ALL OVER THE PLACE!
R Wow, that must be a Snuffles record.. he ripped it to pieces in... 4 seconds!
J Yeah! And that was as his human form too!
R Prongs shh!
C Human form? What do you mean human form? What other form does he have for goodness sake?
J Nothing, what are you talking about Pat?
C You said he ripped it to pieces in his human form! What other form is there?
J I'm afraid I have no idea what your talking about
S That little ... thinks it can escape all mighty Padfoot! Ha! I eat kittens for breakfast...
R Padfoot mate, you have a little stuffing on your face there...
S Where?
J In the corner of your mouth..
S Oh, got it, thanks! As I was saying, I eat-
C WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! YOU JUST ATE A STUFFED CAT!
J Pat, calm down...
S Yeah Patty, I-
C MY NAME IS PATRICIA- I MEAN, COUNSELOR! ARGH!
R Please Miss Rosse, they didn't mean any harm, please come back!
C I WILL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, GOOD DAY!
J Merlins pants! I thought we'd finally cracked her.. next week too!?
S Well what else do we have to do these days?
J Three words, matchstick, gasoline, Snivellus.
S Damn. We'll have to wait until we've cracked her to crack Snape again..
R You two are a disgrace!
J Awww! Thanks Moony! Did you hear that Pads?
S Aww, I knew he loved us!
R I'm sorry but I don't feel the same way!
J WAS THAT AN APOLOGY?
R Erm.. no?
So, what did you think? Please review, I really appreciate them!