Sorry, sorry, sorry.

I know it's been a lifetime, and I'm sorry :(

Here's chapter 6... it's kinda random...

C Welcome to session number seven, Marauders

J Hey Pa-

S Can we hurry this session up? I have a date with my new Nintendo Wii

R What?! This is the 80's! We're wizards! How the hell did you get a Nintendo Wii??

S ...Internet

J Well that makes sense! Can I play?

S Are... are you kidding?

J What?

S I said are you kidding?

J No... I can't have a turn?

S This is a Nintendo Wii, Prongs! Of course you can't have a go!

J Why the hell not?

S N-I-N-T-E-N-D-O W-I-I

J Er.. thanks mate, now I can spell Nintendo Wii. Do you want to tell me why I can't have a go though?

S Because!

C Do you mind if we continue now please?

J Hold on a sec. Padfoot, you still haven't explained why I can't play!

S It's pretty self-explanitory, mate

J No it's not!

S I'm preeety sure it is

J You're not making any sense!

S YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE!

J Where is the Wii?

S Hehehe... where is the wee...

J Not wee! Wii! Stop laughing!

S You know, this is the reason I first bought a Wii, think of all the funny things you can get away with saying to professors!

R Are you serious?

S Yes, I am Sirius

J Oh for crying out loud!

R Not another one...

C I'm kind of sick of that too...

S No one asked your opinion... you wii!

R Padfoot

S Mm?

R You just bought a $300 Nintendo Wii so that you could say something like that to a professor?

S Uh... yeah? Got a problem Moony?

R Not a one, lets continue before Padfoot discovers the PSP

S PSP... pee swims in sewers?

R Yes Padfoot, PSP stands for pee swims in sewers...

S Thats hilarious!

R Said the two year old

S Hey, I don't have an addiction to electronic devices with funny names, okay? I can stop whenever I want. I'm just cool like that.

R Never said you couldn't

S Thats right. Coz I'd own you at virtual bowling and you know it.

R What does virtual bowling have to do with anything?

S ...and virtual tennis.

J Guys! Seriously!

S Moony started it!

C Boys! Let's continue. Today, I brought in cards with pictures on them, I'm going to hold them up, and you tell me what you see.

S Ohh I love this game!

C No, it's not a game Mr Black, it's going to help me figure out how you think.

S Oh. Well I'm gonna kick Moony's wii at this anyway!

C You can't beat anyone! It's not a game! There are no right or wrong answers!

S Thats what losers say, Patty.

C Mr Lupin, what do you see in this card?

R Er... a book?

S HAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!

R What?

S A book... good one! Everyone knows its a dinosaur! 10 points!!

C There is no points!

S Said the loser!

J Ohhh, I see the dinosaur!

S I saw it first!

J Fine, I'll get the next one! You'll see.

C Boys, you can't win or lose! Mr Potter, what do you see in this card?

J A golden snitch

S Is it Prongs... is it?

J Uh... I think so

S But is it really...?

J Erm... I'm going to change my answer!

S Good move!

C No Mr Potter, you can't change your answer!

S TOO LATE! He changed it. I think it's a golden snitch

J WHAT? I SAID THAT FIRST!

S You changed your answer!

J You're such a cheater Padfoot

S 20 points! I'm winning!

C You can't win or lose!

S Thats what it says at the start of my Wii game, but I win anyway!

R You're such a child

S Yeah, it must suck to be beaten at an ink card game by a child, huh Moony?

R The only thing you're beating me in is your ability to charm your way out of detention!

S Jealous much?

R Not really

S You're jealous

R I am not!

S Aren't you Moony... aren't you?

J Sirius, I'm going to kick you in the Wii in a second

S Good one Prongs! I'm going to need you to sign this release form, stating you didn't come up with that Wii joke and pass all rights of said joke to me, Sirius Black

J Erm... maybe later...

S Righto, but you will

J Yeah, sure

R Padfoot you're scaring me

S GOOD!

R I'm going to sit on the other side of the room...

S Suit yourself, LEG REST FOR SIRIUS!

C Um... okay. Sirius, what do you see in this card?

S I see... an epiphany!

J, R, C What?

S You know... sudden realisation-

R We know what it means but... how the hell do you see one? Its a dot on a page.

S Is it Moony... is it- OUCH! PRONGS! YOU HIT ME!

J I warned you

S You're just jealous, Prongs. You can take my flesh, but you shall never take my 30 hard earned points!

J How did you get to 30?

C Its not a g-

S Dinosaur... snitch... epiphany!

J But we have no answer sheets!

C There are no a-

J And the snitch is mine!

S No way! You changed your answer!

J Coz you cheated! And since when were we counting in 10's?

R This is getting a little weird...

S I DID NOT CHEAT! LOOK IT UP IN THE RULES!

J WHAT RULES?

S THE INK... CARD... GAME RULES! THOSE RULES!

J THEY DON'T EXIST!

S YOU DON'T EXIST!

J ...why?

S I'm sorry! It just slipped out!

J You're a monster!

S I'm sorry Prongs! I didn't mean it!

J Whose Prongs? I was under the impression he didn't exist!

R Oh god no...

C What?

R This happened in our third year... Sirius told James he didn't exist... James refused to answer to his name for a month. We had to call him Constable Jensen Fratton

C Jensen what?

R Peter picked the name...

C Ohhh... okay

J Well if Prongs doesn't exist, why don't I just go find my friend Jensen, you seemed to like him!

S NO! Not Fratton! He hates me!

J Can't say I blame him! But then again, I don't exist! Oh, heres Constable Jensen Fratton now!--

S Prongs, don't-

CJF --Ellllooooo Padfoot!

R Oh no...

C What on earth?

S Oh, hi Jensen...

CJF THATS CONSTABLE JENSEN TO YOU, SWINE!

S YES SIR!

CJF LEAD ME TO YOUR NINTENDO WII OR I'LL... throw my... SHOE AT YOU!

S But... you're not wearing any shoes... sir!

CJF THEY'RE INVISIBLE! And heavy...

S TO THE WII!

C Now do you see why you and your friends need counseling Mr Lupin?

R I never said we didn't!

CJF RUN FASTER BOY!

S DOES THIS MEAN I LOSE ALL MY POINTS?

CJF YES!

S Aww... do I really?

CJF ...yes!

S NAWWWW...