As promised!
Did I do good, guys?
I thought I was pretty quick with this one! :)
C Right! Everyone comfortable?
L Yes...
SN Yes
J I guess
R As comfortable as possible when you're tied to a chair!
C It's not so bad! And it's necessary.
S Erm... I can't feel the left side of my body!
C Well yours had to be extra tight, Mr Black! I've had enough of your behavior
S How is this counseling? I feel like a two year old!
C Finally, your emotions reflect your attitude
S I resent that! Can you just untie me the slightest tiny miniscule-
C NO! Now, on with the session!
J Wait!
C Erm... yes Mr Potter?
J Why do I have to be next to Snivellus?
C You're not in any specific order!
S I know why mate!
J Why?
S I saw Snivellus slip Patty a galleon so he could sit next to you before the session started... how desperate can you get?
R Hehehe
J Ha! I knew it!
L Sirius, thats mean!
S I'm just telling you what I saw! And heard.... 'Miss Pattykins! Please, oh please... put me next to James! I'll make it worth your while... eh? Eh?'
J HA!
R Hehe
SN You're such a liar, Black!
S Just telling you what I saw!
J Good work, Padfoot!
C If you're all done with your childishness, I'd like to move on now.
S YOU'RE LEAVING ME?
C What? No I-
S OH PRONGS! DID YOU HEAR? SHE'S MOVING ON FROM ME! I... I...
J Ohhhh ouch... sorry mate! Time will heal all!
SN Shut up will you?!
S BE QUIET SNIVELLUS! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE LEFT! Or... do you?
J Why even ask that?
S I dunno, seems pretty pointless...
R We already know the answer!
L Guys, you're so mean!
S Well Snivellus may as well hear it from us now than from meaner people later! I mean, who else is gonna tell him these things, Evans?
J Yeah, Lils. We're all he has
S More like we're all he'll ever have! EVER!
L Guys, that's enough!
C I quite agree!
S Gees Lily, whats up your butt?
L Can't you guys see! The more you muck around in sessions, the more sessions we have!
S I can't see anything back here, I got stuck next to Mr Arse!
R I DO NOT HAVE A HUGE ARSE!
S Sure Moony, where'd your nickname come from then?
R You made Mr Arse up!
S No I mean Moony!
J Padfoot, shush!
S Well I'm just saying, a name like Moony! I mean, you'd either have to have a GIANT BUTT! Or be a werewolf or something crazy like that.
J ...
L ...
C ...
R Erm...
S Well, which one is it, Moooooony?
R I have... a giant butt...
S What? I can't hear you!
R I HAVE A GIANT BUTT!
S Who has a giant butt?
R MR ARSE DOES!
S I haven't met him, who is he?
R I am...
S What?
R I AM!
S You're what?
R MR ARSE!
J Padfoot! Enough, mate! Back off a little!
S You CANNOT tell me that wasn't the funniest thing since Snape on fire!
J Yeah but it's Moony!
S Hehe... Moony, such a kidder
J I dunno, he looks kind of angry
S Moony! What's with the face? You look like Minnie!
J If you look REALLY close, you can see steam coming from his ears...
S His face is officially red. Nice team spirit Moony, GO GO GRYFFINDOR!
J I've never seen him this mad!
R I... hate... you... Sirius...
S Oh hush, he's been madder...
L You don't look convinced there, Sirius
S Trust me! He's been madder than this!
J Like the time you burned his Ancient Runes text book and he failed the test!
S Um... yeah!
J And that time you stuffed his underwear down the crevices of all the Gryffindor tower couches!
S Yeah... not helping there, mate
J Oh! And that time you made farting noises behind him every time he coughed! AND he was sitting next to Pamela Wilson! She seriously thought he was... ohh... hahaha
SN That was funny! When she slapped him...
J Yeah...
S Okay we get the point!
R Sirius...
J Oh wait! What about that time you wrote the words 'MOONY IS HORMONAL. HE ASKS YOU LEAVE HIM BE!' on a banner, attached it to your broomstick and flew around the school! THAT was hysterical.
SN Yeah and the Slytherins stuffed... erm... 'lady products' down his pants after potions that day!
L That wasn't funny! Poor Moony...
J I didn't say it was funny, I said it was hysterical!
S James shush!
R Sirius... so... dead...
C Oh dear... see? This is why I restrained you all!
J I dunno if those ropes will hold much longer... Moony's putting up a fair fight!
S Uh oh...
C Mr Lupin! Control yourself!
S Yeah Moony! Don't you want to be counseled? Those ropes are there to help you! Don't fight the- ARGH!
J Woah...
L REMUS!
SN HAHAHAH!
C MR LUPIN! GET OFF HIM!
S AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
SN You scream like a girl, Black!
R WHOSE HORMONAL NOW? WHO??
S I- am...?
R WHAT? WHO?
S I AM!
R I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
S I AAAAM!!!
J Well... I'm never pissing off Moony again!
L Neither...
SN All this time I was afraid of James and Sirius...
J WHAT?
S WHAT? Ouch!
J HAHAAHAHHA!!
S BAHAHAAHA! HE'S AFRAID OF US!
C Stupefy!
R Ah!
S THANKYOU Patty! Bit late though!
J My nose is itchy...
S Your nose is always itchy
J No, I normally have a hand free to scratch it! Pat, can you scratch it please?
C Fine...
J Ah. Thankyou!
C Great! Now can we start?
S, J, L, R, SN Go ahead!
C I- really?
J Go for it!
C You... you don't have any questions or interruptions?
S Nahh, I lost my urge to be mischievous...
J Really?
C Oh thank goodness!
S Wait... it's rising...
C What?!
S RISING!
C Control yourself!
S Fading...
C ...
S Fading...
L Woah he has problems...
S Gone!
C Um... okay well first off... oh no
R What is it?
C We... I... we're out of time...
J YES!
S SWEET!
SN FINALLY!
L Woah!
C I'LL SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK! Bunch of no good...
J Where'd she go?
R She just... left!
S But, we're still tied up!
L COUNSELOR! COME BACK! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!
SN COUNSELOR! PLEASE!
J My nose is itchy!!
S Urge to be mischievous... RISING!
R Oh god! PLEASE MISS ROSSE! COME BACK!
S RISING!
J Padfoot control it!
S Fading...
SN Phew.
S RISING!
L SHUT UP SIRIUS!
S RISING!
J Someone scratch my nose!
S AT MAXIMUM LEVEL!!
J RUN!
R OH GOD N-
Phew...
I wonder what Sirius does when his mischievous level reaches it's maximum height...
Reviews would be lovely!
Emmi-Chick
P.S: If you would like to hear how Sirius sounded when Remus tackled him... .com/watch?v=hyYGLTtdCh8
:)