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Emmi-Chick
S Happy Halloween!
J It's not Halloween, Padfoot
S Well why am I dressed like a Jonas Brother then?
R It was a dare... remember?
C Good morning! I- ...what the heck are you boys doing?
R We're dressed like Jonas Brothers...
C Who are the Jonas Brothers?
SOMEWHERE, A JONAS BROTHERS FAN SQUEALS AND DIES
S Gasp!
J How embarrassing... Pat doesn't know who the Jonas Brothers are!
C Right... well take off those costumes, we have work to do today!
J Good one Pat... work...
C I'm serious
S No, I'm Sirius
R OHH!
J PADFOOT, ENOUGH!
S Sorry...
C Didn't you hear me? Take off those costumes!
R Erm... we can't
C You can and you will!
R No really... we all drank a potion that would disguise us... poorly... as the Jonas Brothers. It won't wear off for another 48 hours.
C So... I'm counseling the Jonas Brothers?
J No! We're still us. We're just... different.
S And American!
R And we sing...
C Right...
J So that I don't get confused... can you call us by our Jonas names?
C No!
S That would help me too.
R It would be a little easier!
C Fine. What are your Jonas names then?
S I'm Joe
J I'm Nick
R And I'm Kevin
J I wanted to be Joe, but no...
S Don't be jealous, Joe has the best hair!
C ...
R ...
J ...
S What? He does...
C So what was the dare?
J We had to name three Jonas Brothers songs-
S Under veritisirum-
R So that we couldn't lie and say we didn't know any Jonas Brothers songs...
J If we could name three- we lost
C And you named three?
S Yeah, well the only reason I could name three was because I read about the Jonas Brothers in a magazine I found under Moony's pillow
R That's a lie!
S Nope, I swear on my abnormally large eyebrows that it's true
R Whatever...
S Which song's your favorite, Moony? Mine's Burnin' Up... Burnin' Up... for you Moony...
R SHUT UP!
J Sirius-
S Sorry, what's my name?
J ...Joe?
S Yes, Nick?
J It is completely uncalled for to serenade Moony with a Jonas Brothers song without warning everyone else in the room first
S Sorry, I'll warn you next time
J Thanks
S Don't mention it
R ...
C ...anyway-
S OOOOH! This is an S.O.S! Don't wanna second guess! This-
J SIRIUS!
R PADFOOT!
C Mr Black, please-
S I'm sorry, I don't know who you're referring to
J Joe?
S Yes Nick?
J You're a moron
S So is your face
R What did I tell you about using that line!?
S That it's not funny?
R Exactly. Want to know why?
S Yeah?
R Because it really isn't funny
S Thanks for that
R You're welcome
C Anyway-
S I'M HOT! YOU'RE COLD! YOU GO AROUND, LIKE YOU KNOW! WHO I A-
J I'M GOING TO KILL YOU-- I REALLY AM
R THATS ENOUGH!
C Really, Mr Black, theres no need for it!
S You just don't understand my talent. I'm going for a solo career!
J JOE! HOW COULD YOU?
C ...
S ...
R Where the hell did that come from, Prongs?
J I don't know... it sort of slipped out...
S Oh my GOD! I figured it out!
R Why I'm friends with guys like you?
S No not yet, ask me again tomorrow. But I figured out why Nick just said that!
J Why?
S You said it because... THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE TAKING OVER OUR MINDS!
C ...
R James, please tell him how ridiculous he's-
J OH MY GOD! YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!
R WHAT?
S I am?
J YES!
S Well in that case-
R OUCH! WHY DID YOU HIT ME?
S It was Joe, I can't control him
R Yeah right! I seriously think you should- OH! THAT ONE HURT!
S Joe again
R But- AH! STOP IT!
S ...Joe
R IT'S YOU!
S No it's not, it's Joe, he's wild I tell you!
J Fight him off Sirius!
S ...
J I mean... Joe?
C Boys! That's enough! Who the hell are the Jonas Brothers?!
SOMEWHERE, ANOTHER JONAS FAN SCREAMS AND DIES
R The Jonas Brothers are a very successful, some would say extremely talented-
S Yeah, like you
R Ignoring you!!! Anyway, they're a band of real brothers, Kevin, Nick and Joe and they write music together
C I see... and these two think the Jonas Brothers are taking over their minds?
R Yeah
C Alright then
S I... can't fight... anymore... giving in...
J DON'T GIVE IN!
S Ugh...
J SIRIUS!
S I'm not Sirius anymore... I'm Joe Jonas!
J Hello! I'm James!
S Whats up?
J The ceiling? What?
S I mean, how are you?
J I'm fine but- OH NO! NICK IS TAKING OVER MY MIND!
C For heavens sake boys! Sit down! You are not Jonas Brothers!
J Hey, I'm Nick Jonas
S Oh hey Nick, whats up?
J Not much, Joe. Say, how'd we get here?
S Not sure, just roll with it
R This is ridiculous!
J Whats ridiculous?
R If you're Nick, and you're Joe, why aren't I Kevin yet?
J But... you are Kevin
R What?
S You've been Kevin this entire time
R I... think you're a little confused, Sirius-
S My name is Joe, and you're my older brother Kevin, and Nick here is our little brother. We're one big happy family
R Sirius, you're creeping me out now
S Sirius isn't here anymore, but don't worry, Joe is here now
R Sirius why are you talking in an American accent?
J His name is Joe
R Seriously, cut it out! It's creepy!
S Wanna hear me rap?
R Oh god no! Counselor, can't you do anything?
C I've never seen anyone as emotionally unstable as these two boys here...
N Let's sing a song!
R Why is your J an N?
J What are you talking about, Kevin?
N Yeah Kevin, yours has changed too!
K Stop talking like- HOLY CRAP IT'S A 'K'!
N When you look me in the eyes!
J And tell me that you love me!
N Everythings alright!
J When you're right here by my side
N When you-
K SHUT UP!
J Woah... chill Kevin!
N Yeah Kevin, chill!
C Boys, thats enough. You're scaring me!
N Called you for the first time yesterday...
J Finally found the missing part of me... Cmon Kevin! Sing along!
K NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
N Hey Joe, wouldn't this be funny- and piss a lot of people off, if all this were just a dream... just a dream... just a dream...
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...
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J Yeah... that would piss a lot of people off. Good thing it's not a dream, though.
N Or is it...?
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C MR LUPIN! FALLING ASLEEP IN MY SESSIONS IS EXTREMELY RUDE!
R Huh?! What?!
J Yeah Moony, have some respect!
S Disgusting behavior...
R But- but you were Jonas Brothers! I was a Jonas Brother!
J Erm...
S Okay...
C ...
R It- it was just a d-dream?
J Yeah, a rude dream! Right in the middle of the session!
S Good one, Prongs!
J Thanks
S Hey Padfoot, how many Jonas Brothers songs can you name?
J Pft... none!
S Yeah right! Say that again after taking veritisirum!
J No way!
S Yes way, I dare you. If you lose, you have to dress up as Nick Jonas for two days!
J I wanna be Joe!
S Too bad, I'll be Joe if I lose, which I won't
J You're on! But I'm Joe...
S No you're not!
R NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
S Calm down, Kevin!
R W-what did you c-call me?
J Nothing...
S Hehehehehe
I'm really sorry about the randomness!
I keep thinking people are going to draw the line at the randomness every chapter, but you guys seem to love it!
This'll probably draw a line though...
Hate it? Love it? Weirded out?
Comment! :)
P.S This is, in no way, written to make fun of the Jonas Brothers... incase it wasn't obvious by this chapter, I'm actually a fan! ;)