I don't own warriors, but I should

HI PEEPS!! I just got a haircut and MY HAIR WON'T STAY DOWN!!!! ARGH!! Stupid hair!!

Tigerstar: Ha ha you've gotta funny haircut! You've gotta funny haircut

Me: I can see why Erin Hunter killed you off

Tigerstar: I don't know what you mean.

Me: REVIEW!!!

By the way, I've got over seven hundred hits. Yay guys!

Deer Dyuhry

Wuzzup? I waz watchin t.v. twoday and wile I waz gone, Firepaw cot a rouge! Yay! Good four himm. It's name iz yellowfane and she iz meen,. She duzent even think that firepaw is gorgus!

Firepaw stil like's Spotedleef! How cood he? Wee hav so much in comen! My skiny non-gorgus-apprentice Ravenpaw iz stil a disipoint ment, and no's sumthing about redtail so I shood finish him off to, butt itz a lot harder than you'd think. ARGH!! My stupid hair is sticking up again!

A lott ov peepul don't like firepaw cuz he's a kittypet, and I don't think that iz fare. Peepul woodent like mee if thay new that I like Firepaw! See wee wur ment too be together! I amm soo ofer witestorm it izent even funy. I cant beleave that I liked him. Hiz fur izent even shinee! But firepaw's iz Shinee shinee shinee. Lionhart iz pretty good luking too. So I don't think that Imm gonna kill him too bee depyoutee butt, you never know.

-tigerclaw

Dear Diary

What up? I was watching TV today and while I was gone, Firepaw cought a rouge! Yay! Good for him. It's name is yellowfang and she is mean,. She doesn't even think that firepaw is gorgeous!

Firepaw still like's Spotedleef! How could he? We have so much in common! My skinny non-gorgeous-apprentice Ravenpaw is still a disappointment, and known's something about redtail so I should finish him off to, but its a lot harder than you'd think. ARGH!! My stupid hair is sticking up again!

A lot of people don't like firepaw because he's a kittypet, and I don't think that is fair. People wouldn't like me if they new that I like Firepaw! See we were meant to be together! I am so over whitestorm it isn't even funny. I can't believe that I liked him. His fur isn't even shiny! But firepaw's is Shiny. Shiny shiny shiny. Lionheart is pretty good looking too. So I don't think that I'm going to kill him too be deputy butt, you never know.

-tigerclaw

Review! Hey someone else is in my imagination!

Tigerclaw: See I told you she had funny hair!

Voldemort: Ha Ha she does!

Me: Hey your Voldemort cool!

Voldemort: Bow before me funny-haired filth!

Me: No thanks Tom Riddle.

Voldemort: NOOOO I refuse to be called Tom!

Me: Okay if you prefer Timmy…

Voldemort:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Me: bye!

And lynn, PUT ME ON YOUR FAVORITES LIST OR I WILL WRITE YOU OUT ON MY WILL!!!!

-choco