Dear Joy-nal,
I was makin' Brian ta the Max a san'wich an' he threw it at my face. It hoirt real bad! He got mayonnaise in my eye! I went home an' cried. It kinda remoinded me of th' time I got chased by some ghosts. They were scarewy. I kinda think they altered my sense of reality. Some of th' ghosts touched me in placed mommy and daddy said were off limits. I don't like ta be remoinded of these things so I yelled at Brain ta the Max. He just went off ta complain ta Steve though so I was left all alone again.
Things have been kinda weird around here lately. I was playin' tea party with some dollies but all they could talk about was how funny Jay and Grant seems ta be lately. I wonder what's up with dem? Little Jenny thinks that they might have had a lover's quarrel but I said "That's ridiculous!" Then I asked her, "what's a quarrel?" but she's a doll so she didn't know either.
- Dave Tango