Yo, Book That I WRITE In,

Today Steve and I planted a GARDEN. It has some CARROTS in it. We thought it would be a nice idea come HARVEST SEASON this FALL. We dug out all the rows CAREFULLY. Then my GIRLFRIEND called. I told her to pick me up some ONION SEEDS. She didn't want to so I HUNG UP ON THAT BITCH. Steve told me, "Good job," and I said "I'LL GET YOU A JOB!" and he said, "I already have TWO!" and I was like "Oh yeah, well then let's go back to HQ." So we DID.

B to the RIAN