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by thatisNOTreal

The crew members of The Atlantic Paranormal Society, stars of the SciFi Network's hit show Ghost Hunters, write in their journals and diaries about a curious series of events.

12. Brian's Theory of Evolution

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Today Steve was being a major JERK. He kept taking my PHONE away from me. So I stole HIS and racked up a lot of DAYTIME CHARGES. Then my GIRLFRIEND called. I told her that I think we should take it to the next LEVEL. She said, "Are you asking me to MARRY you?" And I said, "NO, bitch. I'm talking about THREESOMES." And she said "THREE WHAT?" and I said "three THUMBS. It's the next stage of human EVOLUTION." She said that would be cool.

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