Dear Joy-nal,
I've got a funny feelin' in my chest. My mommy said this would happen ta me when I got older, but I didn't buhleev her. First my voice was changin' an' now dis? It's plum confusin'! But I kinda like it. Da only ting that eva felt like dis before was when my stuffed aminal Marmalade told me he loved me!
Jason an' Grant went out last night an' they was laughin'. I'm glad they are getting along again. Brian ta the Max threw my bracelet in the toilet they was fixin' earlier though. I got real mad and hit him but he said he couldn't feel nothin' I was doin'. So I cried on Steve's shoulder and he made me feel awl better. He even gave me a lolly!
- Dave Tango