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Chapter 4: Severus Snape (Sandry)
Face set in a permanent scowl, Severus Snape stalked into his office, long black robes billowing behind him, and paused.
There was an impossibility sitting behind his desk.
"Hello, Professor." the brown-haired muggle girl said politely, unnatural cheerfulness in her voice. "I realize that you're a very busy man, but some things simply can't be put off forever." So saying, she set a triangular bottle on his desk. "I'm no potion's master, but I have experimented somewhat. This is shampoo. Muggle shampoo, but the best for its purpose." she smiled brightly. "It cuts through grease better than dishsoap, and gets rid of dandruff too. If you're going to be acting as a double-agent for the Order, you might as well look decent doing it." Standing, she gave Severus a polite smile and nod of the head, and then vanished.
Leaving an opaque blue bottle of Selsun Blue: Medicated Dandruff Shampoo on the potion master's desk.