If you're reading this and you subscribed and you didn't review you are officially REVIEW CHALLENGED!! I MEAN COME ON PEOPLE I NEED SOME FEEDBACK ALREADY!!!(Yes I am high off OJ and gummy bears) Oh and thanks to The Blonde One and animallovr1017, the only ones who actually review. I will keep up my randomness

Emma: I need someone to do the disclaimer; The Blonde One said I had to have at least one so. . . hey Light! Come 'ere! Can you please do the disclaimer? For me?

Light: . . . Fine. Emma does not own L or Alice or Bella. Or me, sadly. However she does own the word shiznuggets.

Emma: YAAAY you forgot about the gummy bears.

Light: *snooooore*

Emma: Waaaaahhhh

Alice coldly glared at L as he tossed apples at Ryuk. L, sensing her watching him, looked over.

"L, I have a question for you. Do you always lock people out of their condos for like, five hours when they accidentally leave their keycard in their room?" Alice purred.

"I-" L began, dropping his apples angrily, but Ryuk interrupted him.

"Jeez, shut up. I haven't had enough apples yet!" Ryuk said, popping the last two apples in his mouth. "Are we seriously out of apples already?" he asked, looking at L wide-eyed.

L and Alice rolled their eyes in unison.

"L!" Bella screamed, running in into the living room, glomping L. "They have a Piggy Mart here!" she shouted. L shot up from the couch. "YES!!!"

They both danced around the room for a little bit, then L ran to change out of his pajamas and into his usual white shirt and jeans.

Alice and Bella were talking animatedly about the similarities between ferrets and hot lifeguards when L walked back in the room. "HOLY SHIZNUGGETS!!" Alice yelled. L was dressed in boxers and his baggy white shirt.

"Meow." Bella exclaimed.

L looked down. His cheeks turned crimson. "He hasn't had a strawberry lollipop today." Bella explained. Alice nodded in agreement as L pulled his jeans off his head and put them on.

---20 minutes later---

"I dare you to call that hot guy a hobnocker." Bella whispered to Alice, pointing to a beautiful boy with hair darker than L's, who was looking at different types of pocky. L sighed as his head dropped in his hands.

"We're gonna get banned from this one too, aren't we?" Light asked. "Probably." L replied. Light headed off to get ramen noodles and strawberries before they were kicked out of the store.

Alice sauntered over to the foreign candy. "Pocky is so hard to decide on!" she fluttered her eyelashes. Bella burst out laughing. "Sure is." The boy said, checking Alice out. "What's your name?" he asked. "DID YOU JUST CALL ME A RETARD?!" Alice screamed. Bella clasped onto L's shoulder, busting her gut over the look on the guy's face.

"Umm. . ." he said, backing away. "YOU HOBNOCKER!!!" Alice shrieked. She stomped away angrily. The cute boy walked over to Bella and L.

"What's a hobnocker?" he whispered. By this time Bella was literally rolling around on the floor and holding her stomach. L whispered into the boy's ear.

"EWWW!" The boy made a grossed out face. "That's just sick." "And illegal." Bella managed to wheeze.

---back at the hotel---

"Oh my effing gosh!" Bella exclaimed. "How did you get this video??"

Alice grinned. "I have certain relations. . . Or something like that." They burst out laughing as they watched frame-by-frame the expression on the boy's face.

"Light, we need to work." L said, eating a dough kabob. Light-chibi tear-said, "But this video is awesome! Look there's me getting strawberries and apples out of the fruit aisle! And there's Ryuk floating around holding lollipops!"

"Fine." L pouted. "We'll work tomorrow."

Alice shot out of her chair. "AFTER ALL THE FREAKING WORK ME AND BELLA DID TO GET YOU HERE FOR A VACATION, YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT WORKING?! AAAAAAAAA!" She then settled back in her chair to let Bella chew the boys out.

"NARGLE ASFJVYFJMNLJJ! SUPERCALIFRADGELISTICEXPIALIDOUICUS!" L and Light stared bug-eyed at Bella. "I'm gonna go chew out the receptionist." She muttered, sulking.

"That's my job." Alice complained. L and Light stared at her. "What? Oh alright, I'll tell you. She got cursed by a he/she and now she can't cuss." She admitted.

"That makes perfect sense." Light said, rolling his eyes.

"I know, right?" Alice asked.

Annnnddddd, that's it. Sorry its kinda short but oh well. Pocky highs don't help when you're trying to focus ;) PEASE REVIEW!!! Seriously people.