My Christmas present for you peoples who actually read this.

Enjoy?

Hitachiin Hideki's POV

I blinked open my eyes and sat up from my bed. Kaito did the same thing. We always do. We do everything the same, all the time. We're supposed to. So we do. Its like 'touchan and Jiichan do. And 'kaachan and Baachan. They all act the same, so we're supposed to, too, right? Rubbing my eyes, we both looked the calendar. December 15! Christmas is in… five, six… nine… ten days!! I looked at Kaito and we smiled one of those evil smiles, you know… like the kind that the bad guys have when they have an evil plan. We just got our vacation from school. Two weeks. And… ten days to plan.

'Kaachan walked in the door with Baachan. We got up and walked over to them with the same innocent faces. I knew because it's what we do every time we have a plan. Good thing they haven't noticed yet, ne? So they dragged us to the bathroom so that 'touchan and Jiichan could give us a bath. I looked at Kaito, and he looked back. Slowly, we smiled. Maybe today, just today, bath time could be fun.

Hitachiin Kaoru's POV

I sighed, and decided it was time to wake up Hikaru.

"Ne. Ne, Hikaru. Get up now. Hikaru… Hikaru!" I shook him again and again.

"Just… I'll be up… five minutes!" He grumbled. I growled at him, a bit ferally.

"Get up now or…" I started, but he got up really quick.

"I'm up, I'm up, just don't go get them." By them, he meant our wives, Chizuru and Karin. They could be really scary, especially when it's their, uh… time of the month. I threw a pillow at Hikaru.

"Hurry and get in the shower. The kids need to get in." I muttered, and went to go get a shirt.

"Yeah, yeah, I hear you." He muttered, waving it off as he grabbed a towel and walked towards the shower. Thirty minutes later, he was out.

"That wasn't quick." I mock-glared at him. My eyes met his. Two pairs of eyes, totally identical. The same, and yet… so different. I sighed.

"Let's go get the kids in the bath." He sighed, and scratched his head. This was the worst part of the day. Getting the boys in the bath.

Hitachiin Kaito's POV

I stared at 'touchan. Hideki stared at 'jiichan. And they stared back at us. 'Touchan pointed at the bath.

"In. Now." He said. He looked like a bad guy. I guess he was just in a bad mood. So Hideki and I got out of our clothes and got into the hot water.

"Well, that was easy." 'jiichan told 'touchan. I looked at Hideki and grinned. It wouldn't be 'easy' in a minute.

"Weirdly enough, Hikaru, it was." 'Touchan said, and looked at us like he thought we'd attack him.

"Okay, as soon as they aren't looking, ne, Kaito?" Hideki whispered. I nodded. We grabbed the small paper cups we hid under our clothes without them looking, and slowly began to pour the water out of the tub. It was almost half empty when they noticed.

"Aah! Wh-why's there water all over the floor!?" 'jiichan screamed at 'touchan. They jumped up and tried not to get wet. Hideki tried not to laugh. They looked at us and gave us a mean look. Then, they jumped over towards us and pulled us out of the bath by our arms. We opened our hands and toy snakes jumped out. 'jiichan screamed like a little girl and dropped Hideki. 'Touchan was laughing so hard, he dropped me. So, we ran as fast as we could. We didn't stop til we got to our room.

"WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING OUT HERE SOAKING WET!? WHERE IS YOUR FATHER AND HIS TWIN?! When I get my hands on them…" 'Kaachan started to yell at us, then she growled out the last part. We giggled. It wasn't often we saw 'touchan and 'jiichan get hurt by 'kaachan and 'baachan, but when we did… it was hila… hilar… it was funny.

Hitachiin Hikaru's POV

I sighed. 'Once again, those two little kids got us in trouble. It isn't often that they do, but…' I rubbed my arm. Chizuru had the stronger grip of the two. I was just pleased that it wasn't me she grabbed. Those two little brats sat there and watched us get beat up, and they laughed through the whole thing. And afterwards, Hideki fake-cried and Kaito told a story so believable that it was hard to imagine that that lie came out of a five year old's mouth. And of course, our wives believed them over us.

I looked over at Kaoru, who had the same expression I'm sure I had on my face. Tired, and slightly irritated.

"You know what, Kaoru?" I muttered.

"What, Hikaru?" He whispered, his tone defeated.

"Your kids, to quote Milord, are 'little devils.'" I sighed. Karin brought out a dew cups of cocoa, and we sat there sipping away at it until it was gone, at which point we fell asleep.

When I woke up, it was morning. Chizuru and Karin were gone. 'And they didn't bother to wake us up so we could go sleep on a bed…' I thought. I glanced at Kaoru. I sighed, thinking 'For once, I actually got up earlier than him…' Then I looked at him again. There were drawings all over his face, in permanent pen. There was a circle over his left eye, and lines going around his head, to make it look like an eye patch. There was a fake moustache above his lip. I stifled a giggle. There was a cross over his right cheek.

With a yawn, Kaoru rubbed his eyes. Looking at me, he immediately burst into laughter. I glared at him.

"S-sorry, Hikaru, b-but…" He laughed some more. I turned to look in the mirror near the door. My face was covered in scribbles. Growling at Kaoru, I moved closer. There was a squiggly line that started over my right eye, and stopped in front of my left eyebrow. Someone had colored over the top part of my left ear, and drew a line over my mouth. And, in what looked like Karin's or Chizuru's handwriting, someone wrote 'jiisan'. I beckoned to Kaoru. He got up, still giggling, and looked in the mirror. The look of surprise on his face made me burst into laughter. He looked really stupid.

"Where're the twins at?" He growled. I looked at him and he nodded, and we searched the hallways for the little brats.