Hello, how you all doing, my name is Demon Knight and I welcome you all.
Now unlike the other two stories I'm writing, this one is pretty perverted and it's more ero based rather than action and adventure, and because it's more ero based, I'm making this to be 2.5-3.5k a chapter rather than my usual 6-8k.
I do hope you all get a kick out of this as this story is more of a funny and comedic one rather than what I usually write.
One thing to mention is that Character like Yasaka, Grayfia, etc... (milfs basically) won't be seen until the start of chapter three, our boy Naruto will naturally be around them a lot more than with woman his age
Now kickback and enjoy
'hi' Characters thinking
"What's up" Characters talking
'Oh my' Demon or monster thinking
"Enough!" Demon or monster talking
"How intriguing" Announcer's voice
Start:
Jiraiya had only one condition that had to be fulfilled if he were to seriously train Naruto. That condition was simply put, all about his student being honest about how he felt when he truly looked at a woman's body.
That's how it all started.
With Naruto admitting to his master that he did indeed like looking at a woman's boobs, at her ass and thighs.
Jiraiya naturally was so happy that he vowed right then and there that he would turn his precious apprentice into a masterpiece of a legacy.
In the Sannin's head that meant that Naruto had to embrace the way of the super pervert.
Naruto of course tried to resist.
He really did try to resist but Jiraiya's sheer stubbornness and Naruto's own traitorous hormones worked against him and after being inside thirty different brothels and forty two strip clubs, Naruto finally caved in and became the second coming of Jiraiya.
But the young jinchuriki took his… training a step further and became even more of a pervert than his Godfather ever was.
Now no longer was he just peeking at woman and writing his own brand of the Icha Icha series.
No.
He touched woman in lewd places, made them feel all hot and bothered while easily evading their raged-filled attacks and strikes.
He'd be indecent some more and it would result in a blushing stuttering mess of a woman running away with her pride and dignity in shambles while forever swearing to claim vengeance against him.
That's how it usually worked for one Naruto Uzumaki.
It was perfectly alright for him, it meant even more fun and teasing for when they came back just to have the process repeated all over again.
The bonus was that he could watch their ass jiggle as they sprinted away from him and boy was it almost always a good view.
So used to his success and victories, one couldn't blame him too much for being pervy with the mother of the sage of six paths.
She was hot.
Kaguya Otsutsuki was smoking hot.
Sure the horns were a bit freaky and yeah she was thousands of years old but Naruto couldn't resist slapping her fat thick ass.
Those robes may have been quite loose when worn around her body but there was no denying the dumptruck ass that jutted out from behind even when wearing such a baggy clothing.
As such Naruto just had to smack her large rear-end. He'd be spitting in his master's grave if decided not to.
The wobbles made were very nice to look at even through her dress. The squeak that followed afterwards was also kinda cute in his opinion.
Kaguya's reaction to being spanked was a mix of stunned shock, burning feminine fury and a very noticeable pink blush all rolled into one single expression.
But so confused she was as to how to feel in regards to him spanking her that in that same moment he and Sasuke took advantage and sealed her.
Unfortunately, she snapped out of her trance and blasted him to a portal that sent him to the gap between dimensions!
He only made it out thanks to the help of massive red dragon that was pretty nice and friendly. Said his name was Great Red.
Strange name but he wasn't judging.
Now usually he'd worry about how to release the infinite Tsukuyomi but old man sage proved to really be a formidable ally and somehow managed to help him and Sasuke release everyone from their fake dreams even though he was in another dimension.
Sucked that he couldn't bring him back to the elemental nation but if he was to remain here, he better do what he always does best.
Be a fucking maelstrom and cause chaos everywhere he goes.
And the first place to be a victim to his awesomeness was this place right here.
Kuoh Academy
A High school he just enrolled into.
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"Now everyone, before I continue with today's lesson I must first introduce you to a recently enrolled student, I trust you all to treat him well." The history teacher Hiyaki-sensei said happily.
Her tone may have been happy but all the students gulped as she peered at them with eyes promising pain and detention if they acted against her wishes.
"You can come in~" She cheerfully called out.
What followed next was a torrent of crimson flooding the room as every woman had a nosebleed the moment the new student entered.
The specimen was tall, being around six foot one and possessing waist-length sun-kissed blond hair tied into an elegant ponytail.
He possessed electrifying blue eyes that rooted someone in their place, on either side of his face he had three whisker marks that gave him both a cute and hot look, all those features mashed well with a perfectly chiselled jawline that just screamed manly.
Hiyaki-sensei was no exception as she too had a massive nosebleed when she got a good look at the new student's well toned ass.
She promptly passed out from the loss of blood volume missing from her body, a predicament that the female students in the class seemed to share as they too were unconscious.
Leaving only Naruto and the unlucky male students in class who got doused and showered with the blood of their fellow students to remain.
Naruto chuckled and just simply walked out of class, not exactly what he had in mind but he wasn't complaining about the pride booster he just received.
He stopped suddenly.
The grin vanished from his face as he sensed something dangerous.
Perverts.
Three of them of them to be exact, they were on the same exact level as his Godfather in the pervy scale and they had the potential to surpass even the jinchuriki!
He could not allow this to happen!
Naruto turned and sprinted in the hallway to find his rivals.
He eventually came up on them and he felt his lips curl into a delicious and satisfactory grin as he saw them peeking on the woman inside the female locker room.
He knew what he had to do.
He quickly sneaked up on them and without their notice, tied their shoelaces into one another, he quickly stepped back and he had to suppress a chuckle for what came next.
Transforming into his female alter ego, Naruko appeared and she put her capable lungs to good use. "PERVERTSSSSSSSS!"
Immediately the perverted trios reeled back in shock and fright, hearts thumping with adrenaline as their fight or flight response was activated and had them turning around and getting ready to desperately sprint away from the mob of angry vengeful ladies wielding wooden swords.
Thanks to Naruto tying their laces, they didn't make it far.
Falling face first to the ground, the perverted trio looked even more pathetic than usual and Naruto had to desperately bite his knuckles to suppress the bark of laughter that tried to force its way out.
"Ahem." One of the girls coughed
Issei, Matsuda and Motohama all turned and felt immense fear as they beheld their predicament, surrounded by at least thirty woman with each one holding a shinai.
Each lady looked at them with dead hollow eyes. Unfortunately more than used to the antics of those three.
They ladies all advanced forward and showed no compassion or mercy as they beat the most perverted students the academy had to offer.
Naruto winced and clutched his family jewels as he saw the average looking one, the one with brown hair and who seemed to be the leader of the perverted trio get struck in the balls… multiple times.
The screams that emanated from this hallway was heard by all of Kuoh academy.
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Akeno felt unusual today.
Her senses were telling her to be on guard as she walked through the hallway of the school.
It was a first time that she had felt this wary for quite some time, but from what she didn't know.
She made it to the door that led to the stairs and she walked up gracefully while continuing to contemplate the origin of this weird feeling.
Unknown to her, everyone's favorite whiskered shinobi was right behind her, the creepy perv face out in full force as he admired her goddess like body.
Starting from her alluringly well shaped calves leading to deliciously girthy and meaty thighs.
Naruto enjoyed the view profoundly, loving the way her thick thighs shaked enticingly.
If her thighs were this delicious then surely her ass was even better and more legendary.
That was Naruto's hypothesis.
He looked further up and concluded that he was so very right.
Akeno had a thick jiggling ass, two massive fat cheeks that just wobbled and demanded attention.
To the average civilian blessed with this God given view, they'd probably have thought that this raven-haired succubus wasn't wearing any underwear, hell even he for a second thought that this woman wasn't wearing panties and he's a shinobi for crying out loud!
But the more he stared, the more he had very brief glimpses of her underwear wedged in between her fat pale cheeks.
Sadly every adventure had it's end and the black-haired bombshell was no longer walking up the stairs.
It didn't mean he couldn't have some fun though.
Naruto felt his lips curl into a face-splitting grin, he quickly and silently made his way to the unaware fallen angel/devil hybrid and pinched her ass… hard.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh!" Akeno squealed painfully, turning around to slap and educate the fool who had the nerve and audacity to pinch her butt.
She found no one much to her confusion, she quickly turned back around and jumped back in fright from the human who was definitely not in front of her two seconds ago.
Naruto grinned "Hi."
Akeno growled and let her fist fly, she held back enough to not permanently damage him but she put enough strength in her punch to break his nose and make him bleed.
Naruto dodged it, jumped back to put some distance between him and the lady and said the first thing that came to mind.
"Is that all you got… fatass."
Akeno saw red.
"What did you call me you bastard!?" she angrily walked up to him and tried to punch him again, this time letting out about fifty percent of her real power come out in her punch. No way was he going to dodge her fist this time.
Sure he would suffer tremendously but she'll have him healed and his memory wiped out, not before stomping on his balls though.
Naruto dodged it again and quickly maneuvered around her much to her shock, was he a fallen angel? A devil? Or something else? No way was this being a human with his reflexes. She had to control her temper even if she didn't like the idea.
At the very least it guaranteed that she no longer had to hold back if she chose to strike at him.
"My name…" he exclaimed dramatically "Is Naruto Uzumaki, lord of the Badasses and the Omega Pervert."
Akeno snarled indignantly "I don't care who you are or the fact that you're a fucking pervert! You don't pinch my fucking ass and ridicule me by calling me fatass!" she stood up straighter and glared bloody murders at him
Perhaps she was unaware but her movement did very amazing things to her mesmerizing large breasts Naruto noted perversely.
"Ahh but you should care because from here on out, I declare war on you!" Naruto declared joyfully while extending his right arm towards, he uncurled his fist revealing a light blue fabric.
Akeno dropped her glare and looked at the piece of material with a little confusion, it did seem a bit familiar to her. She looked at it closer and gasped as she realized exactly what it was.
That was someone's panties!
But why would he show it to h….
She swiftly placed her hands on her bottoms, trying to feel for the undergarments that was stuffed between her butt. She deduced with growing dread and horror that she wasn't wearing her underwear anymore.
He stole her underwear!
"Give that back you pervert!" Akeno screeched as she tried to retrieve the small material and failed due to the blonde demon's quick pulling back his arm.
"No." Naruto stuffed her undies in his pocket and grinned at her, admiring the large rosy blush gracing her entire face. "I'm keeping it as my trophy, proof that I utterly dominated you in our very first battle."
"That's it! I had enough out of you!." Right before his very eyes, Akeno changed to her priestess garb and unleashed her largest and deadliest lightning spell at him.
The surrounding area was promptly destroyed and to her relief, Naruto Uzumaki was nowhere to be seen.
She breathed heavily as she continued to peer at the destruction she just made, she hadn't exerted her power like that in quite some time.
Already she could tell that both Rias and Sona will be undoubtedly mad at her, but at the very least that blonde buffoon was gone.
But that did beg the question of who was he.
Why exactly did he come after her? He was no doubt part of the supernatural world but from which faction? And why was he toying around with her? Furthermore was he goi… "That looks very painful." Akeno immediately turned around and lo and behold.
That same blonde bastard stood before her, completely unharmed from her attack.
She frowned. "How?"
"How what?" he cheekily asked her.
Akeno felt a vein budge on her forehead from the irritating man. "How are you not hurt?"
"Oh that's simple." The queen of Rias Gremory paid extremely close attention to what he had to say. "I got out of the way."
Akeno grit her teeth as she stared at him, truly has she never met a more insufferable man in her entire life.
"Well lady I sadly got to leave but know that from today onwards, I will forever torment your soul." Naruto declared resolutely.
He walked away from the raven-haired bombshell but not before pulling out her underwear to twirl them around his finger, merrily whistling as the distance between the two of them grew ever so larger.
"Naruto Uzumaki…" she whispered dangerously, eyes filled with rage and feminine fury as she glared in his general direction. "You made the biggest mistake of your life."
END
Yo, hope you all enjoyed that, I know that the part I loved best when writing this chapter was the one where Issei suffered, I don't hate him but I do enjoy having him go through these situations and yeah.
If you guys stick around and you guys are Issei fans… lets just say that you all will hate me for the grief I will inflict on the guy. (just kidding but I will have some fun with him though.)
That said, I do hope you all enjoyed this chapter, I plan on releasing more chapters here on fanfiction but right now I have a couple of chapters uploaded on my p.a.t.r.e.o.n
I will update this once a month but if you really like the story and you have some bucks to spare, I'd appreciate the support as I do plan on making writing fanfiction my future job. My p.a.t.r.e.o.n username is Demon_Knight939
Stay safe everyone.
Peace.