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5. Weekend of annoyance

EPOV

The week went by in a blur. The two weeks of holidays had finished on Monday and we were back at school and I was sick of it already.

My lunch times consisted of watching Bella laughing with her friends she had already made in her first week. I talked to her on occasions in science but that was the only time I really talked with her.

It was now Saturday and I was sitting in front of the TV with Emmett watching cartoons because he said that they were the best thing on at which I just rolled my eyes.

I had been restless all night trying to get comfortable but when I finally fell asleep I was only gone for an hour before Emmett barged into my room, insisting I have breakfast with him and watch cartoons since he had no one else – the whole house was out busy.

We had eaten Froot Loops for breakfast then sat down to watch TV.

I hadn't noticed but I must have fell asleep because I awoke to a loud crashing noise coming from the kitchen then the clanging and banging of pans and metal crashing to the floor.

I was out of my seat in a second and was running for the kitchen doorway. I stopped just at the door from the sight of what I saw.

Emmett was standing in the middle of the kitchen with an apron on, which had an inappropriate picture of a woman on it, with smoke surrounding him. In his hand he had a pan with some charcoal on it.

"What the hell were you trying to cook Emmett? What were you thinking? Were you trying to kill us? Seriously, you remember what happened the last time you cooked. It exploded in the oven, and then to make matters worse, the oven caught fire! I can't believe you tried to cook again. You have tried so many times and it doesn't work but you still don't learn." I didn't give him anytime to answer I just kept firing off questions and accusations and by the time I was done I was out of breathe.

"Well…" he started, "I was trying to make lasagne and I had been watching it, then I got thirsty and wanted a coke but there were no cans left in the fridge in here so I went out to the one under the patio and when I came back in the oven was letting out smoke. I ran to the oven and got it out as fast as I could, but it was hot and so I was moving away from the heat and ran into the pans and stuff and they fell to the floor, and obviously woke you, and then you came running to the door and started yelling at me! I didn't mean to almost burn the kitchen down again, seriously I was keeping an eye on it and yes I do learn my lessons thank you very much!" He finished yelling. Once he was done he stormed out of the room slamming the pan on the bench when he walked by as well as ramming his shoulder into me.

I then heard a door slam. Now I felt bad. I didn't mean to hurt his feelings.

I walked into the kitchen to start to clean the mess that was made and make us some more decent lunch.

Once I was done I went up the stairs and knocked on Emmett's door. From the other side I heard a grunt and then a "LEAVE ME ALONE!"

I tried to open the door to find it unlocked. I peeked inside to see Emmett sitting on his bed in front of the TV playing play station. I walked in and sat down next to him.

"Em, I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend you when I said that. I didn't mean any of it. I was just freaked out. It scared the crap out of me to see smoke. I really am sorry." I said sincerely.

He looked over to me and then punched my shoulder. I would take that as he forgives me.

We went down stairs and ate our lunch, then played play station games the rest of the afternoon.

We were just in the middle of our surprise barbeque for the family when we heard someone yell from inside the house, "Hello is anybody home?"

"We're in the backyard Alice!" Emmett boomed back.

Within seconds Alice and Rose were at the back glass sliding door. Rose was the one to open the door.

"What are you boys doing?" Rose asked suspicious considering Emmett was mostly in control.

The rest of the family was outside by now and were watching with curious eyes.

"SURPRISE!" Emmett boomed, "We are making a delicious barbeque dinner for you all. So just sit back and relax and let me and Eddie take control." He finished in a much more reasonable volume whilst slapping me on the back.

"Well that is nice of you boys. Don't let us interrupt then, keep cooking." Esme said in a very motherly voice. And with that they all went inside to organise themselves after their day out.

After about fifteen minutes the food was done and I was calling everyone to come eat. The table was all set and the food was in the middle.

We all sat in our chairs and started to serve ourselves our food. I was the first to take a bite. I was a little worried it would be disgusting but to my surprise Emmett and I actually did a pretty good job.

I looked up to see all eyes on me waiting for my verdict on the food.

"What are you waiting for? Dig in before it goes cold." I encouraged.

They all glanced at each other then at the food. Very slowly they each raised their forks up to their mouths and started to chew.

The looks that then came onto their faces were hilarious. First was surprise, then it changed to satisfactory. I looked over to Emmett whose mouth was full. He looked up to me and put his two thumbs up in the air, I just smiled back.

After we had finished cleaning the mess that was made Jasper, Carlisle, Emmett and I sat down in front of the TV to let our food digest before we exploded.

Rose and Alice were in the kitchen making desert with Emse's help while we played play station to take up the time.

When the ladies were finished cooking they brought it into us and we ate in the living room together reminiscing.

Everybody was looking worn out and I felt so tired so I was first to say I was heading to bed.

I awoke to someone trying to make my bed bouncy but didn't have enough weight to do so. I rolled over and grabbed Alice's ankle holding her down so she couldn't jump.

"Edwardddddddd," she wined, "I have no one to go shopping with and you're such a good brother that you volunteered. So get your butt out of bed and be ready in ten minutes." She instructed while walking out the door.

What is with me and being the one to go through torture? I thought when getting changed.

I was ready in ten minutes and we were on our way to the shops. I was in for one hell of a day.

We got home with over 20 bags full of clothes. I was forced to try on so many things even though I didn't need clothes. But as Alice quoted 'You can never have too many clothes.' So I had at least 5 bags full of clothes just for me.

I was worn out after dinner so I decided to head to bed to catch up on rest I had missed out on so much. I was gone by the time my head hit the pillows, I didn't even remember falling asleep.