AVATAR: The Last Parody

Chapter Not-Quite-One-Yet: An Inspired Author

Before I can start this parody I must confess a few things:

Number One: This story, while it uses plots/characters from Avatar, is based off of my mentally deranged friends. No way am I creative enough to make this chizz up.

Number Two: I, sadly, do NOT own Avatar: The Last Airbender, which makes me TEARBEND! For if I DID own Avatar:

Azula and Toph would rule the world.

Aang would die.

And Zuko and Katara would be making out in some emo-corner of the cold, evil world

ON THAT HAPPY NOTE: Let's begin! Quick!