Author's Note: Howdy. Sorry it took me so freaking long to update!

Normally, I would've updated a long time ago, but with Fanfiction being stupid and not letting anyone log in the other day, I never got a chance to.

Also, I need to do some more research but it's been so long since I watched season one of Torchwood, if someone could pm me and let me know what EXACTLY happened in the season finale of season one with bilis manger, that would be seriously awesome, because I can't remember haha.

I know I should, but I can't remember if he died, disappeared or what, and I really need to know for this story to continue.

Anyway, I'll do what I can without it right now, but the sooner I get an answer, the sooner another chapter :D.

Ok so I've been talking way too much and I should get on with this story.

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters (I did however talk to John Barrowman on the Twitter website and am planning to go to san diego comic con this year, does that count? Didn't think so)

RAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRIIMMMMAAAAMAAAKKEEEBEEELLLIIEEVEEDINNNOOOOSAAAAUUURRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ianto was sitting across from his mother in the conference room, waving off her mothering.

He was in the process of rolling his eyes when he spotted his godfather coming through the cog door down below.

He muttered a 'thank god' and almost ran downstairs, his pain filled ribs stopping him from doing so. "Ducky, good to see you, I just wish it could be under other circumstances!"

Ducky turned flashing his godson a grin, then frowned, "Why aren't you resting??"

Ianto rolled his eyes, "I'm fi-" Ianto broke himself with a loud sneeze.

Ducky shook his head, "right that's it. Abigail, Agent David, help me get this idiot over there to the couch."

The two girls helped drag Ianto over there to his eternal misery and shame.

"I'm alright! Honestly, you don't have to keep looking out for me."

Ducky shook his head, "Son, you've got the bubonic plague, that's not some thing that goes away by itself with rest and fluids, and you can get up next day and eat fish and chips! You are unwell, and you will continue to be unwell until we can administer the antidote."

Ianto groaned, "and when will that be?"

Ducky sighed, "When I figure out what was in it the first time."

Ianto looked shocked, but the expression was cut short when bad coughs racked his body, Ducky's worried frame supporting him.

The resounding sounds of the cog alarm making Ianto groan and grip his head.

Ducky swore softly,

Ianto was getting steadily worse,

and if they didn't figure out the antidote soon,

he was going to die…

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHA

Believe it or not this is the end of the chapter.

Hells yes its short.

Review and I might come up with a reason to make these longer :D and yes, I am that desperate to blackmail you lot into reviewing.

And I know I said thanks for the story alerts they mean just as much, but they don't I lied.

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