"So Kakashi, tell me about your ,or rather our squad." "Well, first there's Sakura Haruno. She's totally obsessed with Sasuke, who's the local 'hottie'." "I can already conclude something." "And that is?" "History has repeated itself," you said smiling. "Oh has it?" "Yes, Sakura is like Rin, Sasuke like you, and Naruto like Obito, and you've turned into my father. Now I'm here to complete everything," you said ending with a smile. "Precisely. Now on with the explanations. Sakura has the best chakra control, and had the best grades in the academy. Sasuke is the number one rookie and the silent type. He has many fan girls." "God, he's even more like you than I thought," you teased. "Tsk tsk Kakashi, looks like you got yourself a mini-me." "Oh ha ha. Anyways, Sasuke is an Uchiha."

"You mean the last besides Itachi?" "Yes, Itachi massacred his entire clan." "Genocide..." "Yes, it was a mass killing of a certain group of people." "If I ever see this Itachi guy I already have a nickname for him." "You have a nickname for everyone I swear. What is it?" "Hitler." "Original." "Well Hitler was a Jew, and he massacred almost all the Jews. Itachi is an Uchiha, and he massacred almost all the Uchihas," you said in a 'matter of fact' tone. "Well you know Naruto." "Yeah." "Oh look, we're here." You looked up and saw your brother with a pink haired girl, who was staring at a boy with black hair, who your brother was yelling at.

"Oh Kakashi! Let's have some fun!" "How?" he asked suspiciously. "I'll pretend to be passed out, and when Naruto asks what's wrong, you'll say something perverted." "He'll kill me!" "Oh fine, then tell him something, or wait never mind, just forget it and just carry me." "Why?" "Because your comfy, and I like being close to you," you said as you rested your head on his shoulder. When you came into sight Sakura was the first to talk, "Kakashi-sensei, who is that on your back?" Naruto and Sasuke looked up from their fight to you and Kakashi.

"Oh, that's my sister, Bethany-chan." "You have a sister Naruto?" "Sure do Sakura-chan!" "Well if she's anything like you we're doomed." "Shut up Sasu-gay!" "What did you call me!?" "Sasu-GAY!!!!" "Why I-!" "Enough fighting, Naruto, Duck Butt" "Duck Butt!?" "Yeah, that's what your hair looks like." When you said that Sakura looked ready to kill. "NO IT DOES NOT!!!" she screeched. "Ya know... It kinda does," Naruto and Kakashi said at the same time.

Then Naruto realized something. Kakashi still had you on his back and his hands WAY up your thighs. You didn't mind, you trusted Kakashi. He was and still is your best friend after all. He would do that when you were kids so you wouldn't fall. Now it was that, and back then you two did that a lot and he missed you a lot.

Naruto saw it as something else and went off on him. "KAKASHI-SENSEI!!! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH MY SISTER THERE!!!!" You and Kakashi looked at him oddly. "What do ya mean Naru-kun?" "What do ya mean, what do ya mean?! Have you seen where his hands are?!" You looked down and they were on your thighs.

"Um, my thighs?" "EXACTLY!!! HE'S A PERVERT!!! HE READS COME COME PARADICE FOR GODS' SAKE!!!" "So? I read em' too." "WHAT?!" "They're interesting." Naruto went to a corner and sulked. You could hear his word of shame that were directed toward you. Of course this made you giggle.

"Well I just came here to introduce you all. Bethany-chan will be aiding me in being your sensei. We won't have any training until further notice. See you guys later." "Yeah bye Naru-kun, Sakura-chan, Duck Butt!" Kakashi carried you all the way back to his house. When you got there you asked, "So where shall I sleep?" "Um you can take the bed, and I'll take the couch." "No I don't wanna put you out." "You won't be." "But I'll feel like I am." "Well I'm not letting you sleep on the lumpy couch." "What size is your bed?" "King." "Fine we'll just share the bed." "Wa- a-are you- are you sure?!" "Yeah, we used to do that all the time when we'd sleep over at each other's houses." "Um... Ok."

God I hope I can control myself. Being in the same room as her drives me crazy, but being in the same bed?! Man this is gonna be hard. You walked up to his room and place your pouch on the bed. Next, you took off your cloak, folded it, and placed it on his bed. You were about to exit the room when something caught your eye. On his dresser you saw a mix CD you made for him years ago.

You picked it up and walked back to where Kakashi was. "You still have this?" you asked while you held up the CD. "Oh yeah, I do. I listen to it often." You chuckled slightly at this. He walks up to you and gets the CD. He then walks over to his stereo and pops it in. "Want something to eat?" "Sure let's make dinner!" As you two made dinner you listened to the CD:

Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too

Get Stoned

Can't Touch This (Crazy Frog Remix)

Carousel

Empty Walls

The Unthinking Majority

Discovery Channel

Cigaro

Violent Pornography

Dude Looks Like a Lady

Miss Murder

Mastermind

The Perfect Drug

My Paper Heart

Thank God by Mindless Self Indulgence

Blow

Albuquerque

Dance With the Devil

Diary of Jane

Blow Me Away

Polyamorous

Breakdown

Sons of Plunder

Take Your Best Shot

Joker and the Thief

Love Me Dead

Face Down

Supermassive Black Hole