Author's Note: Ok so, sorry it took me so long for this chapter, I decided to go on as planned, my bad if bilis is actually dead, cause that mother fucker isn't in here xD.

Deal with it!!!

I'm kidding, if it annoys you, pm me, and I will personally apologize.

Anyway, Manger is alive in this story (to quote South Park...) mmmkay?

Hmm…what else? Oh yeah, this really doesn't have anything to do with the story, or it kind of does, but whatever.

A group of friends and I are going to start a podcast, so if you have an iPod or iTunes, and are interested Holler at me on the pm, and I'll keep you updated and let you know the post date, we haven't posted yet, because skype is a fizzbitch and hates my computer, so everyone can hear me, I just can't hear them… (Insert smart-ass comment here)

Also, my step dad fucked up the wireless, so I can't even post this until that's fixed, so sorry bout that.

Ok for the podcast deal, pm me and let me know what you guys want to know about, or what topics you want covered, also I'll post my email as the podcast email, so email me once the show is up and leave reviews, etc… Also if you aren't perverted, and take offense easily, do NOT subscribe to it, I can tell you right now, it's probably going to be slightly racist

(Though we say it out of fondness)

and DEFINITELY perverted.

"That's what she said" is constantly said between the lot of us haha. So yeah, at this rate the note is going to be longer than the chapter xD. So that's all I'm going to say on that subject, just holler at me on the pm for more details if you wish.

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters from either Torchwood or NCIS, Neither do I own the intro to Boogeyman by ICP.

(Insert radio voice…)

AND NOW TO THE BIG SHOW…

WWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFF??????????

The beast lives out of the raging storm,

In the dead of night,

The ravenous blood-sick creature searches for its sacrifice.

Through the hideous darkness it lurches,

Driven by death itself, only the satisfaction of slaughter will cause it to return to the darkness, from which it came.

Jack hurried through the hub, worry etched on his face, and coat billowing out behind him almost tripping Gwen in the process.

Ianto was sprawled out onto the couch, clutching his head, while a stranger hovered over him, making Jack feel…strange for some reason.

Ducky stood up to properly introduce himself (he is Scottish after all) "Hello, I'm known as Doctor Mallard, or Ducky to my friends."

Jack wasn't really looking at him, just glancing at him in between worrisome stares at Ianto. "What's the verdict Ducky?"

Ducky smiled, he had hoped Jack would call him that. "Well we have two options, neither of which I am personally fond of, but the poison is spreading faster than I would have liked, I forgot to take into account the difference of size between Tony and Ianto, Ianto is slightly taller, but smaller in width, while Tony-"

Abby, McGee, and Ziva interrupted him at the same time "DUCKY!"

Ducky sighed, "Yes, well I'd much rather have you lot sitting down when I tell you this, may we finish this in the conference room? Where on earth are Tony and Jethro, normally I wouldn't be worried, but it's not like Jethro, then again he may be killing Tony as we speak…"

He trailed off walking up the steps much to the N.C.I.S agents' amusement.

Jack cast an amused glance to Abby, "Is he always like this?"

Abby nodded, "ALL the time, you just have to get used to it after a while, like Gibbs sneaking up on you. It's crazy."

Abby went up to join Ducky in the conference room. Ziva and McGee went to join her, but Ziva talked to Jack first, "Have you heard anything from Gibbs and Tony?"

Jack nodded, "I tried to tell Ducky that, but he didn't breathe long enough, Tony and Gibbs are fine, I told them to go check into the hotel and take a hot shower before they got here, since it was obvious there has been no progress yet."

They both nodded gratefully, and went into the conference room, finally leaving Jack and Ianto alone.

Jack sat down on the table across from Ianto, and pushed some of his hair back, pulling back like he'd been burned when he realized Ianto was burning up.

Jack swallowed, (insert pervert joke here)

"Are you feeling better?"

Wincing when he realized the stupidity of the statement, "What I meant to say, are you up to going into the conference room, or do I need to carry you, bridal style?"

Jack grinned and winked suggestively.

Ianto shook his head and laced his fingers with Jack's, "I'm fine Jack; I think I can manage a few steps, but when this is all over and done, I won't say no to a bridal style carriage."

Jack laughed loudly, "I'm glad. What is it about you Jones, Ianto Jones that has me laughing when I'm scared to death about you?"

Ianto snorted, "Well, at least if you do die, we don't have to worry too much."

Jack mocked a shocked face, "IANTO JONES! Making fun of my condition, like it was nothing of importance, why, I'll show you, you cheeky brat, I'll touch your precious coffee machine."

Ianto laughed at this because Jack of course being the hopeless dramatic donned a British accent, which was horrible!

Ianto shook his head once more, "Come on Captain America, they're waiting on us."

Jack grinned and helped him up, to start the long trek upstairs.

Ducky was sitting in his seat, Jack noticed distractedly, but didn't mind, he felt like standing anyway.

Ianto sat down and Jack took place in the corner.

Ducky started "right these two options-"

the cog door alarm sounded much to Ducky's annoyance.

Tosh, Gibbs, and Dinozzo walked in with Starbucks, making Ianto sputter with shock.

Tosh looked at him apologetically, "I'm sorry, but I figured you wouldn't be up to making coffee today."

Ianto huffed and shook his head, "fine, thank you Toshiko."

Tosh gasped, "Now really, Ianto-"

Ducky cleared his throat, and both of them stopped bickering and looked at him.

"Now that we're all here, the two options I wanted to discuss. Now, I won't be able to get the antidote for two weeks or more, that's just the way it is, and we all know Ianto doesn't have that long. So the second option, is that we kill him quickly so he doesn't suffer."

Ducky raised his hand to stop the outraged noises,

"I don't like that one either, the first option is we call an old friend of Ianto's and he can extract the poison, but it's entirely up to Ianto, it's his life after all."

Everyone looked at Ianto, confusion etched on their faces.

Ianto thought:

well if they kill me it will be quick,

but then Jack will be alone,

and I don't want him to be alone,

and I really don't want to die yet.

But If we call Josef,

then Jack may not want to be with me anymore,

because of what I'll be,

but then again,

he still won't be alone…

"Call Josef, I want him to extract the poison."

Ducky looked unsure, "You know what this means don't you, all that this entails?"

Ianto nodded,

"Yes, I still want to."

Ducky nodded,

"Alright, I'll call him…"

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Ok you wonderful readers,

you know what this means?

Yep Moonlight is getting in here too!

WOOHOO.

No worries,

if you guys don't watch the show Moonlight, you don't have to and I'll explain everything, unfortunately for you guys who do, know that I'm only bringing along Josef not Mick.

Yeah I know, Mick's hot and he should be here,

but I always will think Josef is gorgeous,

and I have the turning in my head with him and Ianto *shiver*

ok anyway, other good news,

I'm also bringing along The Doctor, I know know all these dang crossovers!!!

Ok you guys you know the drill read and review! Oh, and this story is going to be ridiculously longer than I thought . DANGIT!!! Ah well.