Author's notes: EPIC FIGHT SCENE! 8D (Smart thing to do after watching The Protector? Probably not… …hahaha… Riku and Demyx fighting using Kung-Fu… phwa hahaha…) Also, there is another hidden scene at the end, not much to do with Moby, that's coming up in later chapters when Reno and Axel have a pause in fighting for their lives. Dude, the plot is going too fast! I still have to get half these guys to school! D8
Summary: Refer to previous chapters yo! 8D
Warnings: Swears, violence, gore, lime (possible, it's in debate), graphic scenes, yaoi (boyxboy love), CRACK, stupid humor, emo!angst
Pairings: RenoxRude(MAIN), AxelxRoxas(MAIN), SoraxRiku, Axelx?, Demyxx?, SeiferxLeon, as well as multiple random and short CRACK pairings. Subject to change.
Disclaimer: We know the drill…
Riu: Lazy ass.
Me: Fuck you. T.T
Chapter 3
Stepping off the train, the tips of his red cape hung next to his ankles, the ragged tips wafting lightly in the breeze.
His crimson eyes, masked by a small hood created by the red cape surveyed the scenes safely from behind the shroud of darkness.
Behind him fellow passengers stayed clear of the mysteriously dark man with pointy golden shoes. And if one looked very hard with perceptive eyes, you could almost pick out the forming of a dark storm cloud above the man's head.
Possibly with rain on the way.
"Are you aware of just how frightening you are?" An amused voice asked, mocking laughter bubbling to his lips. Turning, the man said nothing, his only response the narrowing of his deep crimson eyes.
Passerby observed the exchange between the two men with suspicion and curiosity. The first, hidden behind his red cape was enough of a sight for bored eyes as it was, but throwing in the second man and well…
To be quite frank, it looked like the circus was in town.
His long black hair, striped with locks of white had been tied back into a loose ponytail and thrown over his shoulders. His one visible golden eye, nearly yellow in color was clearly amused, the other was hidden beneath an eyepatch.
Dressed in a series of punk clothes, leather pants matched with a white shirt and black leather jacket, the scars added a vicious air around the man.
Pulling a cigarette from his fanged teeth, the filter end slightly chewed, the man sneered as he flicked the butt onto the ground and squished it beneath his leather combat boots.
"So, you're the latest experiment from headquarters." He said in a smarmy manner as he walked up to the man and circled him like prey. Still the caped man said nothing. "Well, my name is Xigbar, let's get going." He called and walked off, however the man did not follow.
Instead his eyes wandered over to a group of children that caught his eye.
"Namine!" A girl with deep red hair cried running over, her flip flops slapping the ground of the train station. Slamming into an nearly identical copy of herself that stepped off the train, save for a slightly altered hairstyle and blonde locks rather then red, the two proceeded to hug in a manner befitting only those of long separated friends.
"Kairi! I'm so glad to see you!"
"So am I! I can't believe he let you out, he's usually so…" The redhead trailed off, looking sheepish and the blonde smiled chipperly.
"I know. How is everyone?"
"I called Riku earlier, but his cell is shut off, it probably means he's working."
"Oh… I see…"
"I'm sorry, I know you've missed him. We'll go find him, and then we can both beat him up for ditching you." Kairi cried pulling back from the blonde slightly and smiling at her encouragingly. Namine smiled.
"That'll be great!"
"Hey! Hurry your ass up!" Xigbar snarled, turning, the man was startled to find his escort so far away already, turning he began to walk off.
Once he'd caught up to the scarred man on the steps to the tram station, they were about to descend the steps into town when a voice caught his attention.
"Mister!" Turning slightly, he was alarmed to find a pair of innocent blue eyes staring up at him. Blinking, he said nothing, only stared.
"You dropped this!" Namine exclaimed, mildly out of breath at the short run that had ensued when she had tried to catch up to him.
Holding it up, he was alarmed to find a set of metal links in her hand, ending off in a three headed metal ornament.
His Cerberus chain. Taking it from her outstretched hand, he glanced down at it, before returning his glance to her.
"Hm… thank you." He said in a hoarse voice, as if he were unused to speaking. Namine smiled brightly.
"Sure." Catching up to her, Kairi smiled and bowed once to the man.
"C'mon! Let's get going!" She said happily grabbing her hand. Dragging the stumbling blonde away, Namine managed to wave back to him cheerfully before she fell into step with Kairi laughing.
"Tch, fucking cheerful brats." Xigbar muttered darkly pulling another cigarette from the pocket of his jacket. "Hey, mister dark and gloomy, you got a name?" He demanded stuffing the poisonous stick in his mouth and began patting down his sides for a lighter.
The male, still staring after the radiant girl whose light had cut through his emotionless barrier, glanced sidelong at Xigbar and blinked.
"Project 27."
"Shit man I meant like the name I'm supposed to call you." Xigbar muttered darkly. "I am not running around calling you that." He said with a furious glare. The man shrugged again.
"… Vincent."
"Vincent huh? Sounds cheesy, whatever. Let's get going, we're late." Xigbar muttered as he walked off still patting down his pockets for a lighter. This time, after calmly pocketing his Cerberus chain, Vincent followed.
If one looked quickly as he pocketed the item, they could catch sight of the sunlight glinting off an object. Something that appeared to be a metal claw grafted onto his other arm.
Seifer's eyes were closed.
But he wasn't dead yet. No, rather his eyes were cinched together tightly and he was muttering over and over;
"Don't want to die, don't want to die, goddamn I haven't even gotten sucked off by Squall yet!" He hissed darkly. Axel had to resisted this tremendous urge to burst out laughing.
"Seifer you asshole, open your goddamn eyes!" He snapped instead.
The blonde obeyed, blinked, then stared.
He was not seeing this.
"Interfering as always." Vexen hissed angrily, something that resembled a blue shield attached to his arm, the vicious spikes protruding from the end looked extremely sharp. His opponent wasn't intimidated.
"Of course." Came the stoic reply, the male's dark eyes were focused, intent. The icicle that had been intent on ending Seifer's life was in pieces on the ground.
But what had Seifer's eyes was the item in his hands, a heavy and deadly looking blade that had blocked it.
(The wielder's ass also had his eyes too but…)
"Leon!" A female voice called. Axel shifted his gaze to glance behind him, something very awkward with his knees and hands frozen to the ground.
Skidding to a stop next to them, the female with shortly cropped black hair and eager round eyes grinned at Axel.
"Well you're in a pinch." She said laughing as she glanced at Axel.
"Not funny Yuffie, get me out of this thing!" He snarled. Yuffie smiled.
"All too happy to." She cried reaching up. Grabbing a four pointed necklace from around her neck, she tossed it up once. Axel's eyes widened as light flared once, and when the pendant had settled back into her hand, it was a vicious four pointed shuriken.
"Axel, kick my nuts, I'm dreaming." Seifer commented wide eyed. Axel didn't reply, mostly because he couldn't move his lower jaw at the moment.
"Out of my way!" Vexen hissed whipping his hand at Leon. Immediately a line of icicles shot up from the frozen ground, straight at the swordsman.
Hefting his blade, Leon wielded the gunblade with one hand, and slammed it down creating a giant shockwave.
Striking the ice pillars, an explosion ensued sending ice chips flying in all directions.
"Hey! Something a little less dangerous please?" Yuffie demanded as she held up her weapon and narrowed her eyes slightly.
Jumping up slightly for momentum, she whipped her weapon at Axel, the shuriken glowing an eerie white.
Hitting the ground, it split into four points, suddenly transforming into kunai, the blades struck the ice around Axel's hands and knees, and shattered it. Yuffie grinned as she caught the reformed shuriken in her hand.
"Ha ha! I'm still the best!" She cried happily as she landed. Staggering to his feet, breathing warmth back into his numb fingers, Axel glanced around, his eyes not understanding.
"Just… what's going on?" He whispered, more fear then shock in his eyes.
"Yuffie!" Leon cried as he leapt into the air slamming his blade against Vexen's shield. Hitting the ground and skidding slightly on the ice, he pinned her with a determined glare.
"Get him out of here!" He ordered as he ran the tips of his fingers along the edge of his blade from hilt to tip.
Glowing, the light rose in waves of light from the sword, reforming and increasing the height and size of the gunblade.
"Gotcha!" Yuffie cried grabbing Axel's wrist.
"H-hold on! What about Seifer?" Axel demanded as he was yanked by the persistent ninja. Yuffie shrugged.
"He's not priority."
"I'm not what?!" Seifer snarled. "Oh that's it! Next gym class, your ass is mine little girl!" Yuffie smiled softly at Seifer.
"I don't think I'll be seeing you in gym class again Seifer, sorry! Bye now!" She called and began to pull Axel away.
Shoving his heels into the cement, Axel ground to a halt, his teeth gritted.
Yelping at the sudden stop, Yuffie turned to glare at him.
"Hey! What's the hold up?" She demanded. Jerking out of her hold, Axel backed away.
"Stay the fuck away from me." He snarled angrily. Yuffie blinked.
"Say what? Axel don't you get it? I'm trying to save you here!" She argued, ignoring the large explosion of ice and light that shook the ground.
"Who the fuck are you?" The redhead demanded instead backing away still. Yuffie matched his steps, confused.
"Axel, it's me! Yuffie Kisaragi!" Axel shook his head violently.
"The Yuffie I know is fun loving, a little bubbly headed, and definitely loyal to her friends! No way in hell she'd leave someone to die!"
"Is this about Leon? 'cause I assure you, Leon can totally handle himself." Yuffie complained, still not understanding.
"FUCK woman! I'm talking about Seifer!" Axel bellowed, and spinning around he ran to his friend's side. Bending down next to the blonde, he glanced at Seifer, then hissed.
"Hold still." Reaching down, he began tearing the ice away with his own bare hands around Seifer's arm. "I'll break away the ice at your hands and head, you're probably going to have to lose the jacket." He hissed darkly as he panted at the effort.
"Hey! Axel!" Yuffie snapped standing beside him. "Forget him! We have to get you to safety now!"
"Fuck you bitch." Axel hissed as he continued to chip away the ice with his fingernails. Yuffie winced.
"Dude, stop it and get lost, your hands are bleeding." Seifer muttered softly glancing at Axel. True enough, his hands were becoming chipped and scraped, the crests of his fingernails were breaking and blood was beginning to stain Seifer's coat.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP." Axel snarled as he continued to tear away. "I don't want any complaints from the person I'm saving!" He snapped angrily.
"The hell?! I should get some say in the way I'm rescued!" Seifer yelled furious.
"Well you don't, so shut up bitch!" Axel retorted angrily, his hands beginning to slip in his own blood.
"You guys!" Yuffie whined.
Leon hastily blocked a shot of icicles and landed next to them.
"Yuffie! I thought I told you-!"
"Axel. Won't. Listen." She broke in angrily. Leon hissed.
"Goddamn brat!" He snarled turning preparing to grab Axel by the waist and run.
His mistake was taking his eyes off Vexen.
With a yell of triumph, Vexen slammed his shield arm into Leon's side, sending the swordsman flying through the air.
Hitting the side of a building, a pained grunt escaped his lips as he slid to the base, the wind knocked out of him. His blade clattered to the ground.
"Leo-!" Yuffie's alarmed cry was cut off as she was slashed in the side by the spikes of Vexen's shield. Hitting the ground, blood splattering the ice around them, she lay on her side, choking on her own blood.
"Y-Yuffie! Leon!" Axel's shocked yell was followed by Vexen's triumphant chuckle.
"And now, you're coming with me." He said smirking at the redhead who stared at him, wide eyed.
"Don't sit there, RUN!" Seifer yelled helplessly from the ground.
And Axel remained there, frozen.
"Come along, number eight." Vexen hissed, his eyes malevolent.
Some part of Axel stirred.
"…what?"
"I don't have time to explain, now come." Vexen hissed. Axel stayed where he was.
"Not until you explain-!"
"DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME." Vexen hissed raising his arm and bringing it across Axel's face.
The spikes of his shield bit into Axel's cheek, with only a quick shift on Axel's part saving him from a severe cut, turning it into a shallow slice that bled lightly.
Landing across Seifer's body with a small hiss of pain, Axel winced as the blood trickled down his cheek. Placing his hands on Seifer's body for support, his hand brushed over Seifer's pocket, and he blinked.
"Axel…" Seifer hissed, but stopped when Axel glanced at him.
His eyes were an electrifying blue.
"Oh damn." Seifer muttered again, this time dread sinking into his skin. Staggering to his unsteady feet, he turned to face Vexen, his eyes narrowed with hatred.
Vexen smirked at his expression.
"Are you going to fight me?" He demanded calmly as he shifted to place his shield in front of him.
Axel smirked.
Behind him he heard a soft groan, Leon was regaining consciousness, and behind him Yuffie was stirring, her hand on her stomach slowing the blood flow. Fortunately it seemed to be a shallow hit.
"You know, this is usually where I say something kick ass cool." Axel said calmly as he brought his hands up. Vexen stared, confused by the object in Axel's hand.
"But you know what? I only got one thing to say to you man." The redhead continued as he flicked open the lighter cap, and with one smooth motion flicked the gears into life, sparking a flame.
Bringing his other hand to the flame he held it above the tiny flame.
Vexen took a step back as the flame suddenly magnified, enveloping Axel's body but not harming him, covering him almost completely in the fire.
And slowly, the orange of regular flame turned to a searing blue. Around his feet the ice evaporated into steam on the spot. And throughout it all, Axel's electrifying blue eyes were focused on Vexen.
"This is…" The man whispered but broke off as Axel pulled back his hand, holding it at his side. He sneered.
"Never touch my fuck buddy." He snarled and lashed out with a scream. "Got it memorized?"
The blue flame shot from his hand, scorching the ice in it's path and swallowed Vexen whole.
Vexen let out a panicked shriek as he hastily summoned a portal, the flames licking at his skin. Falling into the portal, he vanished from sight.
As the flames flickered, then died, Seifer completely dry and freed from the ice stood up and backed away from Axel, the redhead's eyes were narrowed with hatred.
For a moment nothing was said as the flames slowly grew smaller around his body, until at last they turned from blue to orange, Axel's eyes changing with it.
And finally, the flames died away, and when Axel turned to look at Seifer, it was with emerald irises.
"Holy…" Seifer whispered as Axel stared at him, his eyes more then a little frightened. "Axel… you were on fire!" The blonde hissed, stunned. Axel glanced at his hands, one holding the lighter, the other empty, both spotted with his own blood. Both were shaking.
"Dammit… this is why I wanted you to leave." Leon hissed climbing to his feet, his gunblade firmly in hand. "I didn't want your powers awakening." He muttered as he stumbled over. Yuffie climbed to her feet, the wound on her stomach had stopped bleeding.
"P-powers?" Axel demanded feeling faint. Leon nodded.
"We'll talk about this somewhere else, it's not safe here." He hissed. Nodding, Seifer stepped forward.
"Not you." Leon snarled, not feeling pleasant at the moment. Seifer shot him a look, one that for once wasn't filled with lust.
"Fuck you Squall, like it or not Axel is my friend, and I don't give a damn if you got something to say." He snarled. Axel had never felt more grateful to the blonde then in that moment.
"Leon, let it go, we need to leave, the police are coming." Yuffie whispered, and sure enough there were sirens going off in the distance.
"Damn, alright fine, lets go." The swordsman muttered as he straightened. Hefting his blade in one hand, he held it up, and it suddenly vanished into a necklace. One Axel recognized as the pendant Leon wore everywhere. Yuffie held up her shuriken, and it shifted once again into the four pointed choker Yuffie always wore. Clipping that around her throat, she and Leon took off, Axel and Seifer in tow.
"Come on!" Demyx whined as he hastily moved to block an attack from Riku's blade and dodged the swing of a heavy sword. Steadying himself back onto the roof, the blond struck Demyx again, one which the musician dodged with a squeak.
"Two on one is not fair!" He cried dodging another blow from Riku.
"Tough." Was his stoic reply. Gritting his teeth, Demyx danced back a few steps, before raising his hand, bringing it down on his sitar's strings with a flourish, several water clones popped into existence.
Riku smirked as he raised his blade, and as tendrils of darkness appeared around him, he crouched his knees, his blade adjacent to his covered eyes.
"Dark Aura!" He snarled as he dashed forward in a burst of speed. Vanishing into the darkness, it was if he was striking several different spots, all at the same time, from several different locations.
Landing with his sword arm across his chest, he stood and turned the sharp tip of his blade on Demyx, behind him all the water clones disappeared into a puddle of water. Demyx bit his bottom lip.
This was not going well…
"Nine!" A voice yelled as a portal of darkness appeared at his side. Stepping out of the darkness a hooded figure beckoned to the musician. "This way!"
"But I haven't-!" Demyx protested and his companion growled. Reaching out, he grabbed the blonde's wrist and yanked him into the portal.
"Hold it!" Riku snarled as he moved forward, he was halted as several purple shots landed at his feet halting his advance. As the two males vanished into the portal, a new form stepped out, his crimson eyes were dull and lifeless as he stepped onto the rooftop out of the portal.
His red cape flickered in the wind as he held out his hand, the sunlight glinting off the metal carved Cerberus.
With a flash of light, it transformed into a tri-barreled gun, one which he wrapped his gloved hand about and pointed at Riku and his blonde aid.
The teen gritted his teeth as he realized the portal was beginning to vanish. Moving forward, he skidded to a stop as three shots were fire simultaneously, cursing he fell to the ground, having barely dodged the bullets.
"I can't let you do that." The man said in a soft but dark voice. Riku hissed as the portal vanished, maybe if he was quick he could track the aura.
His companion seemed to think the same thing as he suddenly raced forward, slamming his blade at the black haired male. Swinging his gun up to block the strike, the male grunted.
"Riku! Chase them, I'll keep him occupied!" Came the quick order as the male pushed down with brute strength. Nodding to the blond Riku got to his feet and grinned.
"Alright, be careful Cloud!" He cried as he ran to the edge of the roof and jumped the edge.
The blonde swordsman, rather then reply, hastily twisted his body as the red-caped youth twisted the barrel of his gun and fired.
The bullets whizzing past his face, he broke away from the dead lock and planted his feet on the ground, his sword poised in front of him.
"And who are you?" He demanded of the mysterious male. "I've never seen your face before, are you a new lackey for the Organization?" He snarled.
Silence.
Narrowing his startlingly luminous sea blue eyes, Cloud shifted his footing slightly.
"Answer me!"
"Tell me." The male began softly, taking Cloud by surprise. "Why do you exist?" He asked quietly.
Cloud blinked, then gripped the handle of his blade tightly.
"… as a fighter, to protect those dear to me." He said quietly. "As a person, to protect those worthy of protection." He paused, as his eyes softened. "As an eldest brother, to protect those that come after me." The man's eyes narrowed.
"I see."
"And you?" Cloud questioned. "Why do you exist?"
"… I do not know. To kill, I suppose." He answered quietly. Cloud's eyes narrowed.
"To what purpose?" He demanded angrily. The man's eyes slipped shut, his gun lowered slightly.
"… I don't know." Cloud faltered.
His killing intent lessened, he couldn't quite explain it… but something about this man's aura didn't feel… evil.
Suddenly his body tensed and his eyes jerked open. Cloud's eyes narrowed as he renewed his slackened stance, prepared for anything.
For a moment nothing was said, until the man stared into Cloud's eyes, for a moment he said nothing still, then his eyes softened.
"I see. So you too are…" He trailed off, then turned, his gun vanishing back into its ornamental form as he made for the roof's edge.
"W-wait!" Cloud called, stunned. The man paused, just briefly, his hand on the building's edge. "Y-your name, what's your name?" The man blinked, before an amused smile took his face.
"… I was born Vincent. Vincent Valentine." Cloud stared. "And you?" The red-eyed man asked softly.
"… Cloud Strife." Vincent smiled at him.
"It was a pleasure." He said quietly, then all signs of warmth towards the blond vanished as he leapt off the edge. Startled, Cloud dashed over to the edge, but by the time he glanced over into the darkened corridor of the alleyway below, Vincent was nowhere to be found.
"Cloud!" A new voice called. Turning to find the source, he frowned as he found his companion Yuffie standing there, her hand over her stomach, fleck of red were viewable beneath.
"Yuffie, what happened?" He demanded walking over, she panted, out of breath as she smiled at him sheepishly.
"I was distracted, we need to get going."
"Is he safe?"
"Yeah, he's fine, but we need to hurry, his brother might be…"
"He's been taken care of." Cloud said calmly as he held up his blade, clenching his fist around the handle, he watched as it disintegrated into a circular ring, with the head of a lion as its crest. Slipping that around his finger, he turned to look at her.
"Let's go."
"W-what? Wait- who's he being watched by? Cloooouuudd!!" She whined as she chased after him.
"Understood." Rude said quietly as he flipped his cellphone shut. Glancing at him amusedly, Reno laughed.
"Your old man calling you again?" He asked, his eyes alive and jovial, despite their red rim. Rude smirked at him.
"We should head home." He advised quietly and Reno laughed.
"Whatever you say man." He said as he began walking, hands in his pocket. Rude watched his back with a sigh.
Reno… He thought dully as he began to follow.
Moving his feet forward, he suddenly paused in a single step as he glanced out the corner of his eye over his shoulder, sudden movement caught his eye.
They were being trailed.
Odd… by who? Moving quickly to catch up with Reno, he grabbed the redhead's thin limb and began to pull him to move faster.
"Someone's following us." He hissed in explanation and Reno's eyes widened.
"By who?" He whispered back as he quickly caught up to match the pace.
"I don't know…" Rude murmured softly in response as they moved to turn a corner.
Suddenly he tensed.
"Rude-?" Reno began, but broke off as a strangled grunt of pain escaped Rude's lips, and at last he toppled to the ground.
"Rude!" Reno yelled as he crouched down next to the male, his eyes filled with fear as he glanced around, trying to find what was wrong.
They landed on two kunai shaped objects embedded in his shoulder, one sparked with violent lightning.
"What the…?" He whispered shocked.
"One down…" A soft voice whispered as he heard the sound of footsteps behind him. Whipping his head around, red locks flying about his face, they landed on a trench-coat hidden figure, one decidedly female.
"Who-?!" He began when several lightning lit kunai were thrown at his head. Dodging them with a yelp, they clattered to the ground behind him, exploding into a shock of lightning.
"Oh, you can actually fight." The voice commented amusedly, a tinkle of laughter behind those words.
"There are more of you?" Reno demanded backing away slightly in terror. The woman smiled as she pulled back her head.
"Of course stupid. I'm Larxene, number 12." She explained, her light eyes went dark with anticipation. Twisting her body as her hands clenched around several more kunai, she smiled. "And you… need to die." She hissed.
Reno tensed, the familiar feeling of fear began to take over his mind, but a soft groan at his side broke through that reverie. Glancing to his side, his eyes widened.
Rude. If he froze, Rude was dead for sure.
So instead Reno shifted, his hands rose up to take the defensive position as he shifted into fighting form.
Larxene broke into laughter.
"Are you serious?" She demanded as Reno glared at her. Then a smirk formed on his lips.
"Fuck yeah bitch." He called grinning. Tensing, he suddenly ran forward. Larxene laughed as she jumped back and released 3 kunai at him, each of their tips sparked with lightning.
"Then come at me with all you have boy!"
BONUS
Hidden Scene
"Oh seeexxxxyyyy…" Cajoled a voice in a singsong manner throughout the bookstore.
Leon winced. Behind him Yuffie and Cloud shared a glance.
"Oh hey, is that a book on what to do if your about to be eaten by alligators?" Cloud suddenly called glancing skyward.
Leon twitched.
"Well by god Cloud I think it is, let's investigate!" Yuffie cried as she clung to his shoulder and began pushing forward.
"Definitely! Never know when you're going to be eaten by alligators!" Cloud cried as the two of the made a hasty exit, stage left.
Growling, Leon glared at their retreating backs, his molars making unpleasant grinding noises.
"If you're going to ditch me, just say so!" He snapped after them.
"Hey there carnal desire on legs." A soft voice purred behind him as a hand wrapped around his waist and pulled him against a rock hard chest.
Despite this situation having been repeated multiple times, it still brought a heavy flush to Leon's cheeks as he struggled to pull away from the firm chest.
It never worked, despite their strength being something of equal, he was never able to escape Seifer's grip, some part of his mind was beginning to tell him maybe he didn't want to.
"Seifer…" Leon growled darkly.
"Mm'yes?" The blonde said in a husky voice as he bent his head to nibble lightly on the brunette's ear. Leon gritted his teeth as a wave of heat shot through his body.
"Stop. That." He hissed. Seifer smiled.
"Stop what?" He asked coyly proceeding to nip his way down the man's neck next.
"Dammit Seifer!" Leon snarled pushing away successfully this time. Kind of.
Twisting Leon in his arms, Seifer smiled cheerfully at the man who was obviously growing uncomfortable.
"Y'know… I think I like it when you scream my name." The blonde said cheerfully.
"You goddamn…" Leon hissed pushing at Seifer's chest angrily.
"Oh come on, it's not like I'm doing anything bad…" Seifer protested as he leaned in, possibly to steal a kiss from the brunette when a soft and curious voice broke in.
"Uhm… what are you guys doin'?" Blinking, Seifer paused and Leon stared, both turned their heads unanimously to find what appeared to be…
Two young…
Wide eyed…
Innocent…
And very impressionable children.
…shit.
Leon went very pale. Seifer grinned.
"Well, I'm showing someone I care very much about just how much I love him." Seifer said cheerfully as he planted a very thorough, and very deep kiss on Leon's stunned lips.
The boys blinked, then grinned.
"Hey, we're best friends right?" One said to the other.
"Totally ya'!"
"Let's go try!" The shorter when called running off grinning.
"Tidus, wait up!" The redheaded lad cried as he chased after the boy.
"Oh boy…" Came Cloud's dark mutter as the two returned. Seifer pulled back for a breath and grinned at the blond who sipped what appeared to be a smoothie, very emo-ishly.
"Just in case, you guys know that if their mothers cry law-suit, I got nothin' to do with it." Yuffie commented sipping a purple colored smoothie. Seifer chuckled, Leon was still paralyzed.
"Well anyway… back to where we left off…" He commented and moved to lower his lips onto Leon's again when a hand came up between them. Blinking, Seifer stared at Leon's gloved hand confused.
"Seifer…" Leon began in a soft voice, and the blonde blinked. There was a soft glaze over Leon's eyes as he pressed willingly against the blonde.
Stunned, but not willing the question the sudden change, Seifer grinned.
"What is it sexy?" He asked smirking as he pulled Leon closer.
Leon smiled as leaned in, his lips nearly touching Seifer's.
"I just… want you to know…" He paused and Seifer nearly melted as Leon grinded their hips together.
"What?" He whispered in a thick voice. Something in the back of his mind warned him in a sagely voice to beware this sudden change.
But that was mowed over by the 'WOO, I'M A HORNY RETARD' voice.
Leon smiled.
The smile turned sinister.
"That," He began slamming the heel of his leather boot down on Seifer's foot. "you're a total," he continued as his elbow found Seifer's gut. The blonde gave a grunt as he stumbled back. Leon sneered as he reared back.
"Oh this'll be good." Was Yuffie's comment.
"Asshole." Leon snarled as he delivered his right hook to Seifer's face.
Reeling from the blow, the blond hit the ground, dazed.
In the background Yuffie held up a big white cardboard sign with the letters 'KO' written upon it cheering.
Cloud continued to moodily sip his smoothie.
Nursing his stinging hand, Leon grinned with vicious satisfaction.
"Bastard." He muttered walking out of the store, his friends in tow.
As he did, he heard among the rows of books…
"Oh my god! Kyaaa!" Came a delighted squeal. "That is sooooooooo kyuuuuute you guys!" A female voice gushed.
"Awww… quit watching Selphie, it makes it awkward."
"Totally ya'!"
Leon facepalmed.
And somewhere off in the distance…
"And then when I was four days old… my master fed me 6 thin slices of cheese and a cricket! It was delicious!" Moby said happily, perched on his toilet.
In front of him sat Sora, listening with keen interest as he sucked on his sea-salt ice-cream, perched happily on the floor of Reno and Axel's bathroom.
Why do I get this feeling Sora isn't listening to me…? Riku thought with a sinking feeling as he raced over the rooftops.
To be continued…
As funny as before? I think not… though I'm still amused though by the whole Cloud's "Is that a book on what to do if attacked by alligators?"
"By jove Cloud you're right! This calls for investigation!"
"ASSHOLES."
Poor Leon, he's unloved.
And Vincent got an emo cloud! XD