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When I woke up an appetizing smell was wafting in from the kitchen. Misa was already out of bed. I threw my clothes back on before going out to see her.

Misa was making bacon and eggs, which explained the smell. I sighed and scratched the back of my head. I still didn't have a plan on how to get L's real name out of Misa. Maybe it would be best to spend some time away from her, make her change her mind.

"Light!!!" Misa cheeped when she saw me. "I made breakfast!" she waved around the spatula. I half-smiled. "I wasn't sure how you take your eggs, so I just made some of everything! Scrambled, over easy, poached, sunny side up, fried, and I also hard-boiled a few and tossed together some deviled eggs!" she smiled, gesturing towards the pan.

"Oh," I said, a little taken aback.

"I could make an omelet! Some people prefer omelets," she offered.

"No, that's really not necessary. I guess scrambled is fine," I shrugged.

"Scrambled it is!" Misa replied, delighted.

I sat down at her small table. I cleared my throat, straightening out the placemat. Misa scooped some eggs onto a plate and handed it to me.

"Would you like some bacon?" she asked. I shook my head politely.

"I'm not very hungry," I said as I picked up a fork, shoveling a few bites of egg into my mouth. After last night everything felt forced and awkward. "I really should get going, actually," I stood up.

"No! Why?!" Misa pouted.

"L's probably wondering where I am. I don't want him to be suspicious," I explained.

"He knows exactly where you are, silly!" Misa pointed at the ceiling. "There are cameras all over! And what would he be suspicious about? I'm sure he already knows everything we did last night," she said suggestively.

"Oh no!" I gasped. "I totally forgot!" I rushed towards the door, straightening out my shirt. "He's going to be so upset. I'll stop by sometime, okay?" I hurried back to L's floor, hoping he wouldn't be too angry.

When I got back L was slumped in his usual position on his chair. The television was playing some tapes of the Yotsuba meetings, but L didn't seem to be watching. An empty cup of coffee rested on the table, and his computer had gone idle.

I walked over to look at his face. His eyes were closed, and he appeared to be asleep. His mouth was slightly open, and his chest was moving up and down slowly.

I smiled at how endearing he looked. I took his coffee cup into the kitchen, filling it up with a new cup. After adding quite a bit of sugar I carried it back into the living room. L's eyelids fluttered open and he sniffed.

"You're back," he stated, eyeing the coffee cup in my hand. I gave it to him and he took a long drink from it.

"Yeah, I'm back," I said sheepishly.

"Did you have fun last night?" he asked casually.

"No. What happened with Misa wasn't fun. I wish it could've been you," I said, half-lying.

"It didn't seem that way to me. When you disappeared under the covers you were whispering something…I don't find that in itself odd, but I distinctly heard my name. It made me wonder what you were talking about. So I had Watari sneak in and place an extra audio bug on the bedroom door," L sipped his coffee again. I gulped, my heart pounding. "By the time he got there, however, your conversation was over. The bug was left there for the remainder of the night, but I didn't observe any more questionable activity," he finished. I breathed deeply, relieved.

"You must've misheard us. The sound of your name is in a lot of words. It's an understandable delusion," I shrugged it off, taking a seat on the couch next to L.

"Hm. I think you're lying to me, Light," L said softly. "I've learned from experience that you are not one to tell the truth," he looked away.

"What are you talking about? What have I lied to you about?" I furrowed my eyebrows.

"When you love someone, I don't believe it is customary to require them to watch you having sex with another person," L said sharply.

"I didn't make you watch!" I defended myself.

"The two top suspects for Kira in a room, together, alone, and I'm supposed to look away because I'm in love with one of them?! That is not how it is to be a detective!" L hissed. "That would be foolish, and you knew that. But you proceeded to have sex with Misa!" he closed his eyes. He licked his lips. I wanted to protest, but he clearly wasn't finished talking. L opened his eyes and stared directly into mine.

"You called her beautiful," he said, his voice wavering. "That is not what you do when you love someone," L said firmly. I saw the tears welling up in his eyes, but he managed to not let them out.

A quiet moment passed.

"She's my girlfriend. She's a celebrity. It would look skeptical if I didn't want to have sex with her," I gave a reason. It sounded lame before I finished talking.

L didn't say anything. He stopped looking at me and pushed his coffee cup aside, restarting his computer. I sat gawkily, wondering what to say. How on earth would I get L to forgive me?

But did I even want him to forgive me? I was going to kill him! But Misa wouldn't give me his full name, so it would take a while for me to find it out. My next best chance was coaxing it out of Ryuk. With a large enough supply of apples, I could get him to do almost anything. Plus Ryuk loved drama, and L's death would definitely be a big laugh for him.

Even though I was in love with L, justice was always at the top of my list. I'd tried to think of another possibility to abolish L, but murder was the only way to ensure he wouldn't mess with my actions as Kira. I simply couldn't live with myself knowing I'd picked L over the good of mankind.

However, before I got L's full name from Ryuk, there was nothing preventing me and L from having a little bit of fun. Except maybe L himself.

"I do love you," I said randomly, breaking the silence. L stopped typing but didn't speak. "I promise you, I love you. I'm not lying, honest. I live a difficult life, L. I won't always be able to sit around holding your hand and protecting you. I was under the impression you could take care of yourself. At times I will need to do things that you won't approve of or be fond of. You don't need to like it, just tolerate it. Ask Matsuda or someone to watch the tapes of Misa and me alone. I'm sorry you had to go through that, though. Please forgive me," I completed my spiel.

L touched his thumb to his lip, considering my apology.

"I'll forgive you…but in return, you must play a game of chess with me," L compromised.

"I didn't know you liked chess," I answered, surprised.

"Yes, I find it to be challenging at times, but I still enjoy it," he motioned towards a chess board I hadn't noticed in the corner of the room. "Would you like to play?"

"Sure, I don't see why not," I nodded. L brought the chess board over and set up the pieces. I hadn't played in a while and wasn't sure if I could beat L, but decided to give it my best shot.

"I play chess a little differently than most people," L said offhandedly as he swirled the board around, giving himself the black pieces. "It's strip chess," he smiled.

I swirled the board around again, giving him the white pieces so he'd go first. "I know how to play," I winked.

We played for a while without either of us losing a piece. Finally L captured one of my pawns. I stood up to remove one of my socks, grinning when I realized I was wearing a lot more than L was.

Soon after I lost my other sock. Determined to keep my clothes on, I captured one of L's knights. He stood up and pulled his shirt off over his head, revealing his familiar muscular but lean body. I felt my heart race increase a little as he sat back down and made a move. Within seconds another one of my pawns was gone. I took off my own shirt, and L's eyes panned down my abs. He started to lick his lips, then realized what he was doing and stopped.

Luckily I was the next person to capture a piece, forcing L to remove his pants. It was getting a little harder to breathe, and the temperature in the room seemed to have risen at least twenty degrees.

I met my downfall when I became desperate to get L's boxers off. I was going crazy, making stupid moves in a frantic attempt to capture a piece. L took advantage of my idiocy and attacked one of my rooks. I removed my pants hurriedly and sat back down, my heart still burning with desire to win.

We continued on for what felt like hours, neither of us losing a piece. The tension was growing, and I became more and more frustrated. I just couldn't focus enough to think of a good plan.

Finally L captured one of my knights, and I had nothing left to remove but my boxers. I slid them off, thoroughly disappointed with myself.

"Good game," L grinned.

"Yeah, yeah," I rolled my eyes. He reached down to pick up my boxers and handed them to me. I was confused. "Hm? You want me to put them back on?"

"The game is over," L said obviously.

"What?! No way! You can't just leave me hanging like this!" I whined. L merely smiled again, sorting the chess pieces so he could put them away.

With a sudden jolt of energy I tackled L, knocking him off of his chair. He clearly hadn't expected that, and gasped when I pulled his boxers down. I was on top of him, now grinning wickedly.

My mouth sprung to L's lips, kissing him with extraordinary passion. My tongue slipped into his mouth, romping with his.

I pulled back and used my wet mouth to paint his body, licking the base of his neck. I swirled one of his nipples in my lips, eliciting a quiet moan. I brought one of my hands down to gently pump his length. I teased him for some time, kissing him all over, pumping his erection slowly, waiting until his sexual frustration was over the top.

I planted a trail of kisses down to his belly button, sucking softly on the skin right above his erection.

"Light…" L moaned. Feeling like I'd tormented him long enough, I curled my tongue around the tip of his length. His breathing became rapid and shallow as I sheathed him completely with my mouth, sucking his erection hard. I used one hand to pump the base of his erection, increasing the speed of my fondling.

I removed my mouth from his erection and used my hand to push it upwards, giving me access to his balls. I cupped them in my mouth, running my tongue over them. L groaned loudly, and I continued using my hand to pump his erection. After a little while L was trembling beneath me, but instead of going harder I pulled back and flipped him over.

L whimpered to complain but eagerly sucked my fingers when I brought them to his mouth. I inserted one wet finger into his entrance and he took it without a problem, so I added another. Feeling he was ready, I lowered myself into his entrance. He groaned, and I reached my hands around his waist to continue pumping his erection.

I began thrusting heavily against him. I took out all of my frustration from the chess game on him, pounding him into the floor. We both moaned with pure lust as our steamy bodies collided with every thrust (1). I twirled the fingers of my free hand through L's hair, still using the other to massage his length.

I leaned forward so my mouth was next to L's ear and sucked gently on his earlobe. Almost every surface of his body was enveloped by me as I thrashed into him. I pulled my mouth back, wanting to whisper something.

"Come for me," I muttered. L grunted and flattened himself against the floor, trying to get my hand as tight as possible around his erection.

"Come for me, L," I whispered. He moaned, tossing his head back. "God, you're so fucking sexy," I mumbled.

With that L screamed and I felt him explode, shaking under me. I thrust as hard as I could, trying to meet my own finish. In the back of my mind I heard the vague sound of a door opening, but pushed it out as I came inside L, crying out his name.

My body went limp on top of his, our chests heaving as we fought for breath.

"Uh..." a voice came from the door. I jumped away from L like he was a snake, looking around urgently for something to cover myself with.

Watari was gawking at us, his mouth open with shock. Even L seemed to be blushing.

After another minute or two Watari chuckled. "Was that part of the investigation?"

(1) Haha totally didn't mean for that to rhyme

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