Yes, another chapter for you, because I'm being nice. ;-)
So, unless you've read the other chapters, none of this will make an sense to you. (Not that it does anyway, but you know.)
Read on...
Sephiroth4Cloud
Oh, this is just grand.
KleptoNinja07
Woohooooo, Sephy! We didnt kno u had a thing for Cloud!
CloudStrife
Holy crap.
Sephiroth4Cloud
I have now given myself permission to hunt down and kill my little brat of a clone.
SHBrother#1
You can try! LMAO
Sephiroth4Cloud
Un-hack my profile RIGHT NOW.
SHBrother#1
Umm… Nah.
Sephiroth4Cloud
Oh, the public humiliation! Cloud, I shall tell you this now: Do not take my username the wrong way. I thoroughly detest you, and the mere thought of us in a relationship makes me want to vomit.
CloudStrife
Phew. Thanks, man. ;-)
Yaz00
You know, I hate to say it, but the stuff I come across on fan-sites tells the world otherwise.
Sephiroth4Cloud
What is that supposed to mean?
CloudStrife
Oh no… Not the fan-sites…
Tif99
'Fraid so, hun. Perhaps you don't wanna know…
KujaTheSuperior45
Or maybe they do! I've seen the most horrific drawings…
SummonerGirlX
Yeah, I'm sorry to say I agree. It's like… Seph and Cloud…
LozIsNotADumbAss
In… Scary positions and stuff.
Sephiroth4Cloud
My life is over.
SHBrother#1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CloudStrife
……
VValentine
I don't know what you're laughing about, Kadaj.
BestPilotEver
Yeah, me and Vince managed to get quite a collection of pictures involving you…
SHBrother#1
And who?
VValentine
Yazoo.
KleptoNinja07
INCEST! INCEST!
SHBrother#1
Fuck.
Yaz00
Sephiroth, can I join you in the afterlife over there?
Sephiroth4Cloud
Be my guest.
MaesterGuado902
You should think yourself lucky you aren't Cid or Vincent.
WorkSucksRenoRules
No WAY! You mean…
VValentine
Yes, I regret to say, it seems a multitude of fans have deemed it fitting that Cid and I should be in a homosexual relationship.
BestPilotEver
Yeah, thanks for bringing THAT shit up again. Now I feel sick.
KujaTheSuperior45
Well, it seems we are all victims in this perverse world of fandom…
KleptoNinja07
Yeah, cos now u can come across ANY pairing.
SummonerGirlX
Not to mention the 'crossover' pairings.
CloudStrife
Are you serious?
MaesterGuado902
Yes, now I remember… Yesterday I saw a very… interesting painting of Sephiroth and Kuja…
BestPilotEver
HAH! Deal with THAT, gay-boy!
KujaTheSuperior45
Oh, shut up.
Sephiroth4Cloud
What is it with these twisted fans?
GunArm82
Try asking the those Yuffentine supporters.
CloudStrife
…
Tif99
Oh yeah! That was priceless. The "Vincent/Yuffie" pairing.
Yaz00
Holy heck! LMAO
VValentine
Now I have lost every shred of self-esteem I even had a hope of achieving.
MaesterGuado902
Oh dear. Why is that?
WorkSucksRenoRules
'Cause now, according to the fans, he's not only fond of guys - he's also a paedophile.
VValentine
Thank you for pointing that out, Reno.
Sephiroth4Cloud
…So, Yuffie, are you going to contribute to this discussion? Register your utmost shock and revulsion at this 'Yuffentine' atrocity?
KleptoNinja07
Mmmm. Uh, wha?
Sephiroth4Cloud
Just as I thought.
CloudStrife
I knew it! She DOES have a thing for Vincent!
VValentine
Oh good lord.
KleptoNinja07
DO NOT!
Tif99
Awww, Yuffie! Why didn't you tell us:-D
KleptoNinja07
But I – I…
VValentine
Why me?
CloudStrife
Because girls like the 'tall, dark and handsome' look, Vince. ;-)
VValentine
I thought they liked 'small, blonde and annoying.'
CloudStrife
Hey!
Tif99
Nah, apparently they like 'tall, silver-haired and potentially murderous.'
Masamune701
Oooh! This is a good day for me – I restored my profile AND found out that my unusual yet highly evil persona happens to appeal to women! Woot!
BestPilotEver
Bastard.
WorkSucksRenoRules
What's wrong with me? Girls like me.
KujaTheSuperior45
…If you tend to go for 'lanky, orange-haired and constantly drunk.'
WorkSucksRenoRules
Dickhead! What about YOUR fan-girls, eh? They must be drunk AND blind to like 'tall, sexless and pretty damn perverted.'
CloudStrife
Oooookay, I think that's enough fan-girl talk for now. I can see things getting out of hand here.
MaesterGuado902
You know, I'm suddenly starting to feel like a twit for logging on.
VValentine
That makes two of us.
User "PinkCetra03" has just signed in –
Tif99
GIRL! OMG hun where have you been:-D
PinkCetra03
Re-generating the planet, Tif. Oh, has Cloud finally got an account?
CloudStrife
Aeris!
PinkCetra03
Hey, how's my sweetie?
CloudStrife
Wonderful now:-)
Masamune701
Oh, how adorable.
BestPilotEver
Cut the mush, you two. So anyways, great to see ya back Aeris. How've you been?
PinkCetra03
Peachy, Cid. So… Weird discussion. Fan-sites, eh? You guys sure got a lot of spare time on your hands…
Tif99
We couldn't help it, Aeris! Some of those pics were just so hilarious!
PinkCetra03
And disturbing, by the sounds of it.
Tif99
Well… Yeah. I suppose. ;-)
PinkCetra03
Well, I'm just really glad to have found you all here! I'm SO pleased I signed on!
WorkSucksRenoRules
Heyheyhey, you guys won't believe what I found! It's a really dirty fan-picture of Aeris and Sephiroth! CLASSIC!
PinkCetra03
…Yeah. Just… so pleased.