A/N - Apologies for the delay - here is the latest from the chaotic FF chatroom.

Oh and I don't own Final Fantasy. Duh.

KujaTheSuperior45

Can we try and forget about any potentially terrifying fan-pictures now? I'm beginning to worry that some of you actually take an interest in them.

MaesterGuado902

I second that.

BestPilotEver

Yeah, let's stop before I throw up on Vince!

VValentine

Do so at the impending cost of your limbs.

BestPilotEver

Shutting up.

CloudStrife

Uh, yah… Anyway. Does anyone have any news worth reporting?

SummonerGirlX

………

Masamune701

………

GunArm82

………

LozIsNotADumbAss

I accidentally swallowed a bug last night.

Tif99

...Ew.

BestPilotEver

Shit. Now I really am gonna barf.

VValentine

BATHROOM, please.

CloudStrife

I meant news worth reporting.

KujaTheSuperior45

I think I've just been spammed.

Yaz00

Huh?

KujaTheSuperior45

My inbox is over-flowing with copies of the same email.

Tif99

Who are the emails from?

KujaTheSuperior45

Some person named "LeonHart062."

PinkCetra03

Oh no. He's back again.

CloudStrife

Who?

Masamune701

The most notorious spammer ever to log onto FF Messenger… Squall.

Tif99

Crap! He sent me about 50 emails last night saying the same thing.

KujaTheSuperior45

And what was that?

Tif99

"Nice jugs."

KujaTheSuperior45

Pleasant man.

WorkSucksRenoRules

LMFAO

Tif99

That was NOT funny.

User "BlondeAndDangerous78" has just signed on. –

WorkSucksRenoRules

Ooooh hey Elena, where's Tseng, huh? Still asleep? Hehe

BlondeAndDangerous78

I don't know what you're talking about.

WorkSucksRenoRules

Hah! Don't be so naïve, woman! LOL

BlondeAndDangerous78

Reno, if you've told ANYONE…

KleptoNinja07

Oooh! We got some gossip here?

WorkSucksRenoRules

You have no idea.

BlondeAndDangerous78

RENO…

Tif99

Girl, am I right to assume that you did what I think you did?

BlondeAndDangerous78

Uh… I –

KleptoNinja07

OMFG! ELENA AND TSENG! WOOHOOOOOO

PinkCetra03

You kept that pretty quiet, sweetie!

SummonerGirlX

Wahey! Go Elena!

BlondeAndDangerous78

…I hate you, Reno.

WorkSucksRenoRules

Just doin' my job, honey. ;-)

CloudStrife

Awwww, Luuurve is in the air…

GunArm82

…For the people over there…

Masamune701

Cute. Now I can poke ceaseless fun at Tseng. Congratulations, Turk! ;-)

BlondeAndDangerous78

Why. Me.

- User "Shady33" has just signed in -

Shady33

Reno, that was slightly tactless.

WorkSucksRenoRules

Rude, ma man! Well how the heck are ya?

Shady33

I don't think Elena wanted that news repeated.

WorkSucksRenoRules

Aw, come on, yo! She'll have to deal with it. That news was just too outrageous to keep quiet. ;-)

BlondeAndDangerous78

Oh, I can deal with it, but it'll involve castrating you if you don't shut your big trap.

WorkSucksRenoRules

Ack! Okay, you won!

KujaTheSuperior45

Lovely. Now is anyone else getting about five dozen emails saying "You are a closet woman"?

Yaz00

Yep.

Shady33

Mmm-hmm.

VValentine

Yes.

GunArm82

Me too.

Masamune701

Yes. And I think I know the culprit.

MaesterGuado902

Oh hell. My inbox is being flooded.

SHBrother#1

So is mine! Oh, the horror!

User "Kinneas52" has just signed in. –

Kinneas52

Hey, thought I might warn ya – Squall's gonna sign in soon.

KujaTheSuperior45

Oh, fantastic.

CloudStrife

Who's this who just signed on?

Kinneas52

Irvine.

WorkSucksRenoRules

Yo there, man!

Kinneas52

Heyho.

Tif99

Something up, Irvine?

Kinneas52

Nah, I'm good. Just got a bit of a hangover. Again.

BestPilotEver

Join the club.

Kinneas52

Oh yeah, and You-Know-Who's been spamming me since last week.

KleptoNinja07

Wahey.

- User "LeonHart062" has just signed on. -

MaesterGuado902

Brace yourselves.

LeonHart062

Hah, newbies!

CloudStrife

Don't even think about it, Squall.

LeonHart062

Too late. ;-)

It was then – just as Cloud's email inbox popped in front of the screen and began to fill up at an alarming rate with emails entitled "Greetings, Bitch of Sephiroth" – that he let out a violent swearword.
CloudStrife

Real diplomatic, man.

LeonHart062

You're welcome! Would you like some more?

CloudStrife

Do that and I'll spam you back. And I don't care how much it buggers up your PC.

LeonHart062

You can try. Of course, it's a little pointless, seeing as the anti-spam software I installed tends to stop my victims from getting their own back. ;-)

CloudStrife

Bastard.

Masamune701

Right, I've had just about all the "Go date Kuja" emails that I can take. I am now going to be the most considerate I have ever been and probably ever will be: - I'm posting an anti-spam software program onto the board so everyone can download it.

LeonHart062

$!Huh?

KleptoNinja07

YAY! I knew ya had it in u, Sephy!

PinkCetra03

Murderer or not - you rock!

Masamune701

Why yes, I do. ;-)

- User "Masamune701" has posted a public file, "Eat Dirt Squall, this is AntiSpam". Please click to download.

MaesterGuado902

Excellent!

LeonHart062

WTF?

Kinneas52

Sorry man, but you're screwed. ;-)

LeonHart062

Traitor!

Kinneas52

I'll make it up to ya later. How's about drinks on me?

LeonHart062

What, and then get completely smashed?

Kinneas52

Yep.

LeonHart062

Oh joy.

CloudStrife

You know, Seph, I have a lot of respect for you all of a sudden.

Masamune701

Good for you. Just don't start pleasing the fans and falling in love with me.

CloudStrife

Hehe… ;-)

Masamune701

O.O

WorkSucksRenoRules

Okay, that's just plain wrong.

BlondeAndDangerous78

You shouldn't be prejudiced about people's sexuality, Reno. If Cloud likes Sephiroth, then fair enough - that's nothing he should be made to feel ashamed of… Is it, Cloud, honey?

CloudStrife

Uh…

Masamune701

Mother help me.