I'd first like to say thanks for the reviews so far!! I know I made it look like Kenny and Keira were already a couple, but I was just trying to make it look like a crush, but anyway I'll try to fix that and any typos I missed.

Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and the South Park residents are owned by Matt Stone Trey Parker

Jessica, LaTanya, and Keira belong to me

At the Cartman house fatass Eric Cartman was on the couch watching TV, eating Cheesy Poofs, and holding his nose with an ice pack.

"Oh how dare that bitch humilate me in front everybody!? When I get my hands on that bitch she's going down," Cartman snapped as he heard the door, "MOM! SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR!"

"Could you get it poopsiekins? Mommy's busy." Ms. Cartman voice asked from the kitchen.

"Goddamn it mom," Cartman snarled as he got up and opened it to reveal Butters, "Butters why are you here?"

"Well you asked me to be here. Did I come at a wrong time?" Butters asked rubbing his knuckles together as Cartman grinned evilly.

"No you came at the right time Butters. We should chat in my room. Come on." Cartman said as they left to his room.

"So Eric what was it that you want?" Butters asked.

"Revenge. You're gonna help get revenge on the new girls since my 'friends' are too much of a wuss to help." Cartman said.

"But why would you want revenge on 'em? They're nice girls." Butters said.

"Well for two reasons for each girl. One LaTanya could kill us along with Token and because she's a bitch. Two Keira is a slut and because she's a bitch too. Three Jessica is a stupid Jew and she punched me in the my nose!" Cartman snapped.

"Well Eric maybe you should try being nice to them." Butters said.

"No way! No fuckin way!" Cartman snapped.

"I'm just saying Eric, if you're nicer to them you won't get hurt." Butters suggested.

"You such a pussy Butters." Cartman spat.

"Well maybe I am a pussy, but I'm a nice pussy!" Butters retorted.

"You're a fag Butters. Get out." Cartman roared.

"Okay then. I'll see ya in school Eric." Butters said as he left.

"That douchebag. How will I ever get those girls back? How!?" Cartman shouted as his mother came in.

"Poopsiekins dinner's ready." Ms. Cartman said.

"Eh I'll think after dinner." Cartman said as he left.

Sorry it took so long to update and the chapter's short. I've been busy with the beginning of school. Anyway I hope ya like and please review.