A/N: Apologies for the delay in chapters - currently I'm doing my exams and - regrettably - I have to take priorities into hand.
But anyway, here is yet another chapter of FF chatroom mayhem. Beware of very small doses of language and... well, grown-ups being grown-ups. ;-)
And thank you to EVERYONE who gives me such wonderful reviews! You brighten up my day and encourage me to write more! Hugs everyone
P.S: Some people find it fitting to read this story from later chapters and skip the first ones. That's all very well, but It is useless if you read later chapters before reading from the beginning! Completely useless! Because it is just one HUGE messaging session and not broken up, You will not follow anything unless you read the beginning! So, if you're a first-time reader of this story and you've skipped chapters, please don't expect the effect to be nearly as good!
Thank you. I'll shut up and let you read now. ;-)
LozIsNotADumbAss
AAAH! Big brother is in love with… uh… Bigger brother!
CloudStrife
For crying out loud, Loz, I am NOT your brother!
Yaz00
But you're in the same genetic category.
CloudStrife
I don't CARE.
Masamune701
I have to say, I don't feel very pleasant.
WorkSucksRenoRules
No offence, yo, but you ain't never exactly been that pleasant anyways.
Masamune701
Thank you, Turk.
Kinneas52
Y'know, I can't decide what's more amusing: Squall getting pwned or Cloud's little "confession." ;-)
Masamune701
Oh for the planet's sake…
CloudStrife
I'll "pwn" YOU if you don't shut your trap, Irv.
Kinneas52
I bet.
SHBrother#1
Now, now, Strife. Don't go all PMS on us. LOL
CloudStrife
Bitch!
KujaTheSuperior45
How intellectual.
VValentine
Kadaj, you're not helping matters.
SHBrother#1
It's not my fault Captain Chocobo has a temper!
CloudStrife
Temper eh? Makes you a bit of a hypocrite, doesn't it, Princess?
SHBrother#1
Worm!
CloudStrife
Pansy!
SHBrother#1
Queer!
CloudStrife
Drip!
SHBrother#1
Fag!
CloudStrife
Cucumber!
SHBrother#1
Huh?
CloudStrife
Hah! Got you there, didn't I?
PinkCetra03
Well isn't this delightful…
Yaz00
I won't bother speculating on why you found the need to call my brother a cucumber.
CloudStrife
Good, your hair might fall out if you do.
LozIsNotADumbAss
Leave Yazoo alone, meanie!
Masamune701
Why is the world being so cruel to me today?
Tif99
Ask Hojo.
VValentine
Can someone explain why I've just had a pink brassiere thrown through my window?
Tif99
Ask Yuffie.
KleptoNinja07
HEY! I did NOT throw my bra through Vincent's window!
CloudStrife
No, I bet you didn't. ;-)
VValentine
I should never have asked.
BestPilotEver
That may just be going too far. Hey, is Rude the only sane one over here?
Shady33
Probably. But only the insane ones self-proclaim their sanity.
MaesterGuado902
That's a good point! I didn't know you were so theoretical, Rude. You into philosophy, then?
Shady33
It's a hobby.
WorkSucksRenoRules
Wow, Rude. You're like me!
CloudStrife
Reno? Philosophy? oO
WorkSucksRenoRules
I ain't as ditzy as you think I am, yo. I question life all the time. Like: why do most of us dudes all have pointy noses and flawless effeminate faces?
Masamune701
Actually, that's another good point.
KujaTheSuperior45
I never really stopped to consider that one.
VValentine
Apparently there's a collective name for us in the fan-girl world. I don't remember what it is, but it's probably something decidedly cute-and-fluffy.
Kinneas52
Maybe we should look it up on the net.
WorkSucksRenoRules
Yeah, we could find out why Yazoo looks like a chick!
Yaz00
Oh, thanks.
Tif99
Here's another one: Why are most of us girls naturally bestowed with such big chests?
WorkSucksRenoRules
Probably because there are so many dudes with pointy noses and flawless effeminate faces around. ;-)
Tif99
Sexist! I think I'll ask Vincent, seeing as he's the smartest one out of all of you. So Vincent, why do we have huge chests?
VValentine
Uh…
PinkCetra03
You must know. ;-)
VValentine
I really don't think I am the person to answer a question about women's bodily features…
BlondeAndDangerous78
Aw, come on, you seem to know everything else! ;-)
SummonerGirlX
Yeah, I've been wondering this for ages!
VValentine
I –
GunArm82
Man, give the poor guy a break…
BestPilotEver
Fuck, this is classic. I'll never let you live that down, Vince.
VValentine
Somehow I had a suspicion that you wouldn't. Thank you, Cid.
KujaTheSuperior45
Is it really worth questioning why all these women are so interested in their breasts?
Tif99
Uh... O.O
PinkCetra03
...O.O
SummonerGirlX
...O.O
BlondeAndDangerous78
...O.O
KujaTheSuperior45
Thought as much.
MaesterGuado902
I'm gradually becoming more and more unsettled by these conversations.
SHBrother#1
I'm scared!
CloudStrife
Well, when you grow up and get some testosterone you'll begin to understand these things.
SHBrother#1
You want me to shove that ever-compensating sword where the sun don't shine?
CloudStrife
You can try, girl-features.
Yaz00
You're going way too far this time, Strife. One day I'll find out were you live, and –
CloudStrife
Unleash the wrath of your hair straighteners on me?
LozIsNotADumbAss
Shut up!
CloudStrife
You shut up!
LozIsNotADumbAss
No, YOU shut up!
Masamune701
I curse the day Professor Hojo decided to clone me.
VValentine
You'll be surprised how many of us probably agree with you.
So, shall I carry on? For how much longer? It's starting to thin out, and there's only so far you can take this thing! Please tell me, people! xxxx