Here we are with yet another chapter of demented FF instant-messaging!
This chapter is a little shorter than the rest I think, but I'm running out of ideas...
Once again thank you to EVERYONE who's given me such fantastic reviews, feedback and even some cool ideas! In this chapter I've included a couple of tips I was given. Whoever gave me these tips, you'll probably be able to tell where it's been put to use... So thank you in advance! You know who you are! ;-) xxxx
Someone also had the great idea of making this thing seven chapters long, seeing as it's FF-7, and also because I can only go on so long with this. So one more chapter after this one, and perhaps even a little 'epilogue' afterwards, just because you're all so good to me. :-)
Happy reading!
Tif99
…I still wanna know why our chests look like they do.
KujaTheSuperior45
Oh joy.
PinkCetra03
Maybe it's just the way we are, hun.
KleptoNinja07
Okay, so who's still in their pyjamas right now?
CloudStrife
o.O
Yaz00
O.O
GunArm82
o.O… O.O
Shady33
…
KleptoNinja07
Well?
WorkSucksRenoRules
I am! ;-) But I know someone who's probably OUT of their pyjamas right now… Hehe
KleptoNinja07
Who?
WorkSucksRenoRules
…Tseng. But you'd know all about that, wouldn't you, Elena? x-D
BlondeAndDangerous78
RENO!
WorkSucksRenoRules
Sorry, babe. Had to be said. ;-)
BlondeAndDangerous78
NEUUUUURRRGH…
PinkCetra03
Aw Reno, leave her alone.
WorkSucksRenoRules
Yeah, you're right, Aeris. After all, Elena's had a pretty "rough night." … x-D
BlondeAndDangerous78
Fuck. You.
WorkSucksRenoRules
Whoah there, 'Lena. If you did that, I know someone who wouldn't be very happy. ;-)
BlondeAndDangerous78
FINE! I admit it! I SLEPT with my BOSS last NIGHT. Satisfied?
WorkSucksRenoRules
O.O
Shady33
O.O !
CloudStrife
o.O
Tif99
…O.O !
BlondeAndDangerous78
Elena: 1.
Reno: 0.
Suck on THAT, carrot top.
WorkSucksRenoRules
…Slapper.
BlondeAndDangerous78
OMGWTF –
CloudStrife
Hooookay, I think we've exhausted this little scandal.
MaesterGuado902
Yes, let's change the subject. Does anyone have anything to say that doesn't come brimming with sexual innuendos?
Kinneas52
Yeah, I do! Okay folks; I just searched the net, and you know that "collective name" for us guys that Vince mentioned?
WorkSucksRenoRules
Aw, you mean the name for the dudes who have pointy noses and flawless effeminate faces?
Kinneas52
Yah. Apparently we're called "bishies." o.O
VValentine
I knew it would be something cute-and-fluffy, but this is just ridiculous.
CloudSrife
Aw, man…
KleptoNinja07
Haha! Reno is a bishie, Reno is a bishie…
WorkSucksRenoRules
Put a sock in it, Kisaragi.
Masamune701
Oh, today just is NOT my day!
KujaTheSuperior
Why must we forever carry the name of "bishie"? Why can't it be something less brainless and EVEN LESS fangirl-induced?
PinkCetra03
I'm afraid this is gonna stick, boys.
SummonerGirlX
Yep, we'll never let you live this down. ;-)
Yaz00
NOOOOOOOO!
CloudStrife
That'll just make our day, girls.
Tif99
x-D!
Kinneas52
Wait - holy heck, this is priceless! It says, "Sephiroth, for one, may be described as the Ultimate Bishie… Because he is so sexy."….
GunArm82
…Ouch. HAHAHA
SHBrother#1
ROFLMFAO!
Masamune701
I think I'm going to bury my head in a Mako reactor.
BestPilotEver
Wow… Y'know, for once in my life, Seph, I pity you!
KujaTheSuperior45
Oh, but you should be flattered by this title. Hehe…
Masamune701
WHY?
KujaTheSuperior45
Because now EVERYBODY will have the utmost respect for "The Ultimate Bishie"…
Kinneas52
… And you'll have thousands of women after you…
Masamune701
But –
Tif99
…And you'll be so popular…
Masamune701
But I don't WANT –
MaesterGuado902
…And there's always that small possibility that you'll have various undergarments thrown at you from all directions…
Masamune701
I want to cry…
BlondeAndDangerous78
…You'll get so many gorgeous people trying to grope your ass as you walk by…
Masamune701
Then I'll hack their heads off! Oh, why ME? Just the thought of all this hurts my head!
SHBrother#1
Aww, diddums. Don't worry – Cloudy-boy will always be there to kiss away the pain… x-D
CloudStrife
Shut your trap, tit!
Masamune701
I don't remember my poor soul ever being tortured so much in one single morning…
BestPilotEver
Careful there. You're angsting so much that you're starting to take after Vince. ;-)
VValentine
You'll be angsting for the next fortnight if you don't choose your words more wisely, Highwind.
BestPilotEver
Shutting up again.
Masamune701
I think I need to sit in a corner and mope for a while. I'll be back later.
WorkSucksRenoRules
Aw, okay. Need to take Cloud with ya for a lil'… "comfort"? x-D
Masamune701
I'd sooner offer myself up to another one of Hojo's experiments. Farewell, inferiors.
- User "Masamune701" has just signed off. –
KleptoNinja07
… O.O… Ouch, Cloud.
SHBrother#1
REEE-JECTION! x-D
CloudStrife
Quiet, you.
Well, it's over to you now! Feedback? Ideas for my last coming chapter?
xxxx