A/N: Yayayay, I love reviews! But I feel like I'm getting less and less! Please please please, to ALL OF MY READERS, please review! I don't care what you say, I just want to know what you think! You can spell every word wrong!

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Here's the smut, like I promised!

Disclaimer: I don't own DN

After L and I had been out of the hospital for two weeks we were almost back to normal. Our black eyes had faded to a light plum color, and my ribs had stopped aching so badly. There was still more than enough cuts and scrapes to go around, but we were in good enough shape to walk around without any problems.

I experienced one of the weirdest moments of my life when Ryuk saw L and I kiss. Once he finally stopped laughing his teasing was incessant, but I got my revenge by eating at least three apples everyday in front of him. Something akin to war had broken out between us.

I was in the middle of my second Tuesday apple, L was rereading the rules of the Death Note, and Ryuk was drooling over the fruit bowl. It had been exceptionally quiet around the task force, and frankly I was bored.

"How are you feeling?" I asked, joining L on the couch.

"A little hungry," he replied, closing the Death Note.

"Me too! I want some apples!" Ryuk groaned.

"You know, it's been a while since…" I let my voice trail off suggestively, my eyes panning down L's body.

"We all know what that means!" Ryuk cackled.

"Yes, I suppose it has," L smirked.

Before I knew what was happening our mouths were pressed together and I had my fingers fisted in L's dark hair. I rolled on top of him, my lips hugging his impatiently. His hands raced under my t-shirt, pausing to tug on my nipples.

"Oh, God," I muttered, kissing down L's neck.

"Heh-heh!" Ryuk guffawed.

I stood up and dragged L with me to the bedroom. To my amusement Ryuk followed us, laughing the entire time.

I sat down on the edge of the bed, pulling L into my lap. I could taste the sugar on his tongue as his lips smoothed over my own. The tempo of our kisses quickly increased, and I sucked on L's lower lip, moaning against him.

Ryuk was somewhat of a distraction, snickering in the background, but I did my best to ignore him.

I lowered my mouth to L's neck, sucking feverishly at the skin there. He moaned and dipped his head back, and after another minute I felt his erection pressing against me.

I pushed him off of me gently so I could remove my socks, but L beat me to it. He pulled my socks off and started massaging my feet. It was amazingly sensual, and within seconds I was finding myself short of breath.

"L," I sighed. He continued rubbing my feet but I drew him up, fidgeting with the button on his pants.

He hurried to step out of them and my hands flew to his length, touching him through his boxers. L's hands grasped at the hem of my shirt and I shed it without a second thought. I laid back on the bed, lifting L on top of me. He took off my pants and rained kisses up and down my chest. His warm tongue darted into my belly button and I shivered under him, thrusting my stomach towards him.

L backed off of me so he could pull down his boxers, and I took the opportunity to remove the rest of my clothes. I rose up so my lips met his and brought him back into my lap. Our naked lengths pressed against each other, causing us both to erupt with moans.

I brought my lips to his shoulder and sank my teeth into the flesh, receiving a moan in response. I sucked gently on the bite mark, smiling.

L reached his hand down to pump my erection, but after a few seconds I grabbed his hands and pushed his chest down so his back was suspended over the edge of the bed.

"That looks dangerous," Ryuk snorted.

L looked a little tense as we faced each other. I leaned over and pressed my lips against his, soothing his nerves.

Still keeping L's hands in mine I pressed the tip of my erection to his entrance. He moaned at the contact, thrusting his hips against me. Taking that as a sign to continue on, I slid the rest of myself into him until he sheathed me completely.

I waited for L to get used to the feeling before I began thrusting into him. We held eye contact, almost like a staring contest, until I started pounding into him so hard he closed his eyes and threw his head back in wild abandon.

"Mmm, Light," he moaned. Hearing him say my name urged me on even more, and I grunted as I slammed into him. I hit his sweet spot and he gasped, panting.

"Come for me, L," I whispered.

"Oh, how commanding," Ryuk cracked up.

"Light!" L rasped as I fucked him harder than I ever had.

"Watch out Light, you're gonna give him a heart attack!" Ryuk tittered.

"Shut up!" I mumbled.

"Hm?" L paused and opened his eyes, his face concerned. My heart froze. How could I possibly explain what I'd just said?!

Ignoring L's puzzled face I leaned over and twirled the tip of his length in my mouth. He moaned and shut his eyes. He squeezed his ass together, and the tightness it created almost sent me into oblivion.

"Fuck, L," I groaned, sliding my tongue down his erection. My entire body was shaking as I tried to hold back, waiting for L to come first. The need for my own release increased my pace, and I was thrusting at full speed when I felt L spasm, and his body went limp under mine. I let go and exploded inside of him, crying out his name.

With my orgasm I dropped L's hands and we both collapsed onto the floor. Ryuk burst out laughing, and I couldn't help but chuckle myself.

"Sorry about that," I smiled as L rubbed the back of his head.

"It's alright. It was worth it," he smirked. I grinned.

"KODAK MOMENT!" Ryuk yelled. I opened my mouth to tell him to shut up, but I bit my tongue, remembering what had happened before.

I stood up and helped L stand, handing him his clothes. We redressed and went back into the living room, acting as if nothing had happened.

Deciding it was time to remind Ryuk of my apple offer, I excused myself to go to the bathroom and motioned for him to follow me. I closed the door and turned the shower on so L wouldn't hear anything.

"Have you considered my offer?" I asked.

"How can I think when you won't give me any apples?!" Ryuk cried.

"Just think about it, Ryuk. Enough apples to last you a lifetime…but only in exchange for L's name," I said, doing my best to tempt Ryuk.

"I told you, it's against the rules!" Ryuk whined.

"Since when have you listened to rules?" I sneered. "Shouldn't you be following Misa right now?"

"Misa's boring! It's always just 'I miss Light! I'm so worried about Light! Light, Light, Light!' and then she throws up, starts crying, and writes a few names in the Death Note!" he complained.

"I made my offer perfectly clear, Ryuk," I said calmly. "I'll give you three days to make a decision, and then I'll make sure you never get another apple from Misa or me ever again."

"WHAT?!" he screeched. Ryuk convulsed before flying up to the ceiling and banging his head against it. "ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, I'LL GIVE YOU THE DAMN NAME!" he gave in.

My heart started pounding. Was he serious? "Tell me," I demanded. "No. Write it down. Here," I pulled a scrap of paper (1) and a pen from my pocket and handed it to him. Ryuk scribbled down a name before hitting his head against the ceiling a few more times.

"NOW WHERE'S MY APPLE?!" he cried.

"I'll get you one in a minute," I shushed him.

I took the paper, my fingers trembling. My palms were sweaty, my heart was racing…I felt like I was going to black out.

I opened the paper and peered at the name inside.

エル・ローライト

L Lawliet

***

Since I had turned the shower on I needed to actually take a shower so L wouldn't be suspicious. Once I was finished I grabbed an apple from the fruit bowl and tossed it towards Ryuk subtly. He carried it into the hallway, devouring it instantly.

I heard a strange noise coming from the living room and walked inside to find L dancing.

"You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around," L mumbled as he spun in a circle. I chuckled as I watched him finish the song. He was positively adorable as he bopped along in tune with the music. When it was over I clapped loudly. L whipped around and almost blushed.

"Oh," he said shyly.

"You didn't tell me you were a dancer," I grinned.

"Yes, well…" he shrugged. Suddenly the thought of never seeing L again struck me, and I felt like crying. It simply wasn't fair that the fate of the entire world rested on my shoulders! It simply wasn't fair that I had to choose between my lover and justice! Nothing made sense!

"Is something the matter?" L raised his non existent eyebrows.

"No, I'm just a little tired," I lied.

"Oh. Yes, I'm running low on sweets. You need to take a nap," he said observantly.

"That sounds good," I agreed, heading for the couch.

I drifted off with nightmares of murder greeting me.

(1) Not from the DN

Okay, before you get all pissed…

THIS IS NOT THE SECOND TO LAST CHAPTER! DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT, STOP READING!

It's not just going to be "and then I killed L." I PROMISE! What would this story be without a little twist, eh? C'mon now!!!

And for everyone who's gonna be mad at Ryuk…hey, apples are good XD

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