Link growled as he was forced into the back of the squad car. "We're taking you for interrogation." Ganondorf said with a sly smirk. "Oh what for?" Link retorted. "Shut up smart ass!" The commissioner countered as he closed the rear door.
As Ganondorf Dragmire left to get in his own car, the wheelman smiled at the officer in the front seat as they pulled away from the accident. "So how're you doing pencil dick?" The car thief asked sarcastically. "Shut the fuck up prick. I don't like dealing with assholes like you!" The officer responded. "I'm sorry I've got an attitude. I just hate corrupt pigs." Link said with a grin as he leaned against the barrier between himself and the policeman. The officer didn't respond but it was obvious that Link had angered him.
The rest of the ride to the Hyrule police plaza was in silence. Link was not surprised when that officer manhandled him as he was removed from the cruiser. Being pushed into the station was not as fun as the criminal had hoped. He hated being shoved around, but he likely deserved it for his actions in the squad car.
After being paraded triumphantly through the cages, Link was forced into one of the interrogation rooms. Sitting in the seat, the wheelman waited for Ganondorf to show himself. He grinned the moment he heard the door open. "Well hello again. Lets get to business shall we?" The taller man said as he took a seat across from the car thief. "Sure. Why not." The blonde responded sarcastically. "Oh wait. Where's my lawyer?" Dragmire growled before standing and walking behind the young man. "What was that punk?' He muttered before slamming Link's head against the steel table. "Fuck." Link groaned as he put his hand to his head. A moment passed and his head was forced against the cold steel. "You better learn to respect me you piece of shit!" The corrupt commissioner warned. Link looked up at him with a grin on his face despite the cuts on his head reopening and having his crimson blood coating his teeth. "Why thank you sir. May I have another?" He replied a smirk on his lips.
Ganondorf was sick of playing games with the young man. Pulling Link to his feet, the commissioner forced the car thief hard against the two-way glass. "You will tell me what I desire to know scum!" The corrupt officer advised. "I'm sorry, maybe you didn't hear me Dragmire, I want my lawyer." Link muttered coolly. "As you wish." The commissioner growled before releasing the wheelman. "You better hope you get a good one." Ganondorf continued before walking out of the interrogation room.
After about five minutes, the door opened. One of the most beautiful women that Link had ever seen walked into room. She had long blonde hair that was flowing down her shoulders. Her body had the perfect shape, her eyes azure in color. She wore a navy short skirt, with a white business blouse and a matching navy blue suit top. Her heels were clicking on the concrete floor as she walked toward the seat across from him. She also had a leather briefcase in her right hand. As she sat across from Link, he couldn't help but stare at her for a moment longer. "I'm Zelda Harkinian, your attorney." She whispered quietly, a simple smile on her lips. As she said this she put her briefcase on the steel table. "Mr. Link Ordon, would you like to make your statement?" She asked as she began to page through his file.
Crossing his arms across his chest, Link nodded. "Well, where to begin... That piece of shit took my parents and put them away for life. Now he intentionally busted me for grand theft auto…" Zelda cocked a brow and stared at him in disbelief. "So I'm supposed to defend that? That police commissioner Ganondorf Dragmire is trying to frame you for a crime that you've committed many times in the past?" She responded somewhat sarcastically. "Well then you've definitely got the right attorney then." She continued with a confident grin.
Link could not believe what had just transpired. His attorney had the guts to take on the corrupt police department of Hyrule. How could the wheelman have gotten so lucky? He had an attorney that was gorgeous, bright and very professional about her job. A moment later he was snapped back into reality. "Is there anything else you'd like in your statement?" She inquired as she closed her briefcase.
"Well I must say you look stunning." The wheelman commented. She smiled, a slight pink hue gracing her cheeks. "Well thank you." She smiled at him and walked towards the door. "I'll see you in court Mr. Ordon. I'll also have a suit sent so that you look respectable." A moment later she was gone.
The door reopened, and commissioner Dragmire walked back in. "Has your representation come yet?" He questioned as he looked at the beaming young man. "Yes. Yes she has. And you are fucked!" Ganondorf glared at Link before he grabbed the blonde on the arm. "We'll see. I'm quite persuasive." He retorted. "I doubt you can corrupt Zelda Harkinian." The blonde said with a grin. The taller man was quiet, but his facial expression showed his displeasure. His upper lip had curled at the corner.
The corrupt commissioner was not gentle with the young man after being told that Zelda was the blonde's attorney. He pulled the car thief from the interrogation rooms and dragged him towards the cages despite the struggling of Link. When Ganondorf found an empty cage, he threw the young man into the cell and locked it behind him. "Sleep well you rooster-challenged motherfucker." He muttered. Link noticed a twisted grin on the lips of police commissioner as he left.