Super sorry I haven't updated in awhile. Been busy with school and thanks for the reviews so far.

Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and the South Park residents are owned by Matt Stone Trey Parker

Jessica, LaTanya, and Keira belong to me

At the Cartman residents Liane Cartman was making dinner when Cartman came in.

"Mom I need to ask you something important." Cartman asked.

"What is it poopsiekins?" Liane asked.

"Kyle's mom's having this Jewish thing at their house and I know we're not Jewish, but I've made fun of Jews for the pass years and I, for once, want to know what's it like to be a Jew and see what they go through in life. Could we go?" Cartman asked.

"You want to go to see what being a Jew is like honey?" Liane asked.

"Yes mom. I really do." Cartman said.

"Poopsiekins could you tell mommy the truth now?" Liane demanded sweetly.

"Goddamn it mom. The true reason I want to go is because there's this girl I like and she's a Jew, I'm afraid Kyle's gonna win her over and of course to rip on Kyle." Cartman explained.

"Look poopsiekins I'll see if Sheila will let us in, but I can't count on it." Liane said.

"Thank you mother." Cartman said sickly sweet.

At the Broflovskis' Kyle, Sheila, Ike, Gerald, Jessica, her parents, and various other Jews were enjoying dinner when they heard the door.

"I got it," Kyle said getting the door and seen the Cartmans, "What do you want Fatass?"

"Don't call me fat buttfucker!" Cartman snapped.

"Mom! Cartman and his mom's here!" Kyle shouted as Sheila came in with Gerald.

"Hi Liane. Its a surprise to see you. How are you?" Sheila asked.

"Hello Sheila, I know you're having your annual Jewish dinner, but there's something you have to do for me." Liane said.

"What is it," Sheila asked as Liane whispered in her ear, "He does? Oh really? I never say this, but you guys could come in."

"Sheila are you serious? You never let non-Jews come to your Jewish dinner before." Gerald said.

"WHAT!?" Kyle screamed as Jessica came out.

"What's going on?" Jessica asked.

"He's here!" Kyle snapped.

"Shut up Kyle!" Cartman snapped.

"Kyle, Bubbe, I know I would never do this on any regular dinner, but this is a different case. I'll allow you and Jessica each to bring one friend and one friend only, to come here." Sheila said.

"Well I guess LaTanya's out." Jessica muttered.

"Why?" Kyle asked.

"She's at Super Phun Tyme with Token." Jessica said grabbing her phone.

"Stan, please be able to come." Kyle begged dialing the number.

"Hello?"

"Hello Mrs. Marsh is Stan there?" Kyle asked.

"Sorry Kyle. Stan went to Super Phun Tyme with Token and some Latino girl."

"Okay thank you." Kyle said hanging up and dialing another number.

"Hello?"

"Hello Mrs. McCormick is Kenny there?" Kyle asked.

"KENNY! YOU'RE LITTLE FRIEND'S ON THE PHONE!"

"(Coming…Hello who's this?)"

"Hey Kenny you busy?" Kyle asked.

"(Hey Kyle, no why?)"

"Fatass is here and my mom actually let him stay for the Jewish dinner and she said I could bring one person, so you in?" Kyle asked.

"(Sure what about Stan?)"

"He's not home." Kyle said.

"(Okay I'll meet you in five minutes.)"

"Okay bye." Kyle said hanging up.

"So who's coming?" Jessica asked.

"Kenny." Kyle said.

"Interesting." Jessica said dialing a number.

"Hello."

"Hey Keira you busy?" Jessica asked.

"No why?"

"I was wondering do you wanna come over Kyle's? See Cartman came and Kyle's mom said we could bring one person with us." Jessica explained.

"Okay I guess. How do I get there?"

"Just follow a kid in an orange jacket." Jessica muttered.

"OKAY!"

"Okay bye." Jessica said hanging up.

"Uh… hey Jessica." Cartman said.

"Hey. I got a question why are you here? I thought you hate Jews?" Jessica spat.

"If I do how could you tell?" Cartman spat.

"You were ripping on Kyle endlessly and other people." Jessica stated.

"Because I felt like it." Cartman retorted as they heard the doorbell.

"I got it," Kyle said opening the door, "Hey guys."

"(Hey Kyle.)" Kenny said.

"Hey Kyle. Is Jessie here?" Keira asked.

"Yeah she's here. And by the looks of it arguing with Fatass." Kyle said.

"(Hey guys! Get a room while you're at it.)" Kenny teased.

"Goddamn it Kenny!" Cartman snapped.

"Okay everyone we're going to play for traditional Hindu games the Jewish once played." Sheila said.

"Will we be playing the Dreidl?" Cartman asked in disgust, however Sheila was oblivious.

"On no, Eric. We only play the Dreidl for Hanukkah." Sheila said as the rest of her sentence became blah blah blahs.

"Look, I'll ask you again. Why are you here?" Jessica demanded.

"Because I feel like it." Cartman spat.

"You just came to rip on Jews again." Kyle spat as Cartman smirked.

"That too, but no." Cartman said as Kyle gritted his teeth as Kenny yawned in boredom. The rest of the night was pretty uneventful.

Sorry for the long update and the chapter turn out. It was hard writing this one. If you have any suggestions you could say it in your comment or PM me. Anyway please review!