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Mkay, installment #3 of the Aussie trip. Big shout out to Event Horizon-Argus Black for all the kudos on my research XD

I'm terribly sorry for the delay before I put out this chapter, I've been busy like you would not believe.

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(btw, I don't actually speak German…or Spanish or French for that matter)

When the workers on the boat brought us down they kept giving us apprehensive looks, including several shifty eyes towards L's lifejacket. L acted like nothing was wrong, merely watching the open ocean with glazed over eyes. I tried to give the other people friendly smiles, but they most likely ended up looking like vaguely threatening stares.

L and I didn't speak until we reached the resort again, staying silent for the entire Vespa ride. The tension between us was killing me, so thick it was practically clouding the air. We rode the elevator up to our room and sat on the couch awkwardly, L biting his thumb and me fidgeting aimlessly.

I turned and looked out of the window, staring down at the beach. The sand was barely tan, almost white in the bright sun. The sun itself sparkled beautifully, reflecting on the clear blue ocean. It was getting a little darker outside, and the sun would probably set in an hour or two.

My stomach growled and I turned to look at L. He shrugged inattentively.

"Let's get some room service," I suggested.

"Mm, I'd enjoy some dessert," L agreed. I strolled over to the bed and found the restaurant menu on the bedside table. It was absolutely packed with different dishes, everything from couscous to bangers and mash.

"What do you want to eat? They've got everything," I called to L.

"Hmm…a doughnut!" L's face lit up.

"What kind?"

"One chocolate, one chocolate with sprinkles, one crème filled, one jelly, one powdered, and one cinnamon. No, make it two," L said pensively.

"Alright." I half-smiled, picking up the phone to dial room service. I got L his doughnuts and ordered myself a nice chicken dish.

I made my way back over to the couch, gazing at L intently. He was being incredibly hard to read. I had no idea what he was thinking.

The situation was making me so uptight I couldn't stand it anymore. I grabbed L's hand and dragged him into the bathroom, locking the door shut.

"What's the matter?" L raised his non existent eyebrows.

"I'm gonna fuck you, that's what's the matter," I growled, kissing L roughly. At first he seemed surprised, but after a minute or two he was kissing me back with passion.

The bathtub was more of a Jacuzzi than a normal tub, and I turned the jets and the faucet on. My hands found L's pants and I unzipped them quickly, helping him step out of them. His shirt flew off next, and I got on my knees to kiss his chest. I licked at the flesh above his length, receiving a loud moan in return.

The tub filled up enough and I removed my own clothes before the two of us stepped in. I ran water over L's body, massaging him roughly. His hands made their way to my cock and he began toying with it.

"Mm, this first," I shook my head, pushing L to the edge of the tub. I propped him up on the edge so his erection was at lip level.

I placed my lips on his tip, my tongue darting out at the sensitive skin. L groaned, running his fingers through my hair. I sheathed him completely with my mouth, licking all down the side of his length. A slight smile played on L's face as I moved him in and out of my mouth, squeezing his sac gently with one hand.

I took my other hand and drizzled some water from the bath on his chest, pausing to lick the wet trail it left on his stomach.

"Mmm," L moaned, closing his eyes. I brought my mouth back to his length, circling his throbbing tip with my tongue. I removed my mouth and lightly dragged my fingertips over his erection, causing him to groan desperately. I rotated my fingers over his tip, kissing his inner thighs lightly. His stomach muscles clenched as I swirled my tongue down his length, looking up to give him a mischievous glance.

"Mm, so hot," L whispered, thrusting his cock deeper into my mouth. I decided I'd finish him that way and really went for it. I gave his sac a wet kiss, slipping his balls into my mouth. He gasped at the sensation, but I didn't hesitate for a second, pumping his erection with my hand.

"Ah!" L cried, beads of sweat breaking out on his forehead as he tried to prolong the feeling.

"Come on, L. Come for me, baby," I murmured. L screamed my name as he shuddered against me, but I didn't stop licking and sucking him. His orgasm intensified and within seconds he collapsed on the bathtub.

I heard an indistinct knock on the door and hurried out of the bathroom, wrapping a towel around my waist. An attractive young woman, probably around twenty years old, was standing on the other side of the door, holding a tray of food.

"Room—" she gasped when she saw what I was (or wasn't) wearing. "Service." she blushed.

"Thanks." I flashed a quick grin, reaching out to take the food.

"Oh!" she gasped, shielding her eyes with her hand. When I'd withdrawn my hands from the towel it had fallen to the ground. I rushed to pick it up again, draping it around myself.

"Sorry." Now it was my turn to blush.

"Good God," the girl breathed.

"Hm?" I raised my eyebrows.

"I've never seen someone quite like you before," she batted her eyelashes.

"Oh. Ha, thanks." I grinned. Remembering my manners I grabbed a few dollars from the table by the door and handed them to the girl. "Bye." I winked before shutting the door, chuckling as I made my way back into the bathroom.

"Who was that?" L asked when I returned. He was lounging in the tub, letting the jets massage his back.

"Just someone bringing the food," I explained.

I'd hoped our little fun would help us both relax, but as soon as I slipped back into the tub everything felt exactly the same.

"This is ridiculous!" I exclaimed, smacking my palms against the water. "You said that Kira doesn't exist for the rest of the trip, but you're still acting like I'm evil!"

"Oh, I apologize, Light. What have I done to make you uncomfortable?" L questioned me.

"Well…you…I…" I sputtered. Now that I thought about it, I didn't know what I wanted L to do differently. "It's just the vibe, I can't explain it."

"I'm unaware of how to change my...vibes, did you say?" L cocked his head to the side.

"Never mind. I'll make us some drinks, how about that?" I offered. I figured maybe if L was a little tipsy he'd unwind a bit.

I found the mini bar in the kitchen and made a vodka martini for L, filling my own glass with water. I crossed my fingers, hoping L wouldn't realize I was only drinking water.

He drank his martini greedily and I made him another, sipping casually at my water. After a few drinks L was looking a little hazy.

I cozied up next to him in the tub, wrapping my arm around his shoulder. He gave me a mellow smile.

"How about a nice massage?" I suggested, rubbing L's shoulders lightly.

"Mm, you feel so good, Light," L giggled. I smirked and continued to stroke his body.

"Wait, wait," L held up his hands in protest. "Get out of the tub," L instructed, pointing drunkenly. I stepped out onto the rug, confused. L stood in front of me and gave me a sloppy kiss before getting on his knees.

"Ah," I gasped as L licked the tip of my cock. He traced around my head, refusing to pull any more of me into his mouth.

"L," I moaned, frustrated. I tried to thrust my hips but as soon as I started he stopped licking me. Completely at his mercy, I did my best to stay calm as L teased me. He licked all the way down my length, grabbing my balls with one hand and giving them a squeeze.

"L!" I whined, reaching my hands down to clutch my cock.

"No, none of that," L shook his head, pushing my hands away. I was helpless as he played with me, kissing my tip.

After what felt like forever L sheathed me entirely, and it felt so good I immediately began thrusting into him. My mouth dropped in awe at the sheer pleasure, and I felt my knees buckling under me. His tongue touched the sweet spot right under my tip, and I had no choice but to lean against the wall for support.

His lips swept over my erection, back and forth until I could barely breathe. All of those lollipops had certainly taught L a few tricks.

I whimpered when L pulled away, disappointed. My erection was throbbing after L's ministrations, and I practically jumped on top of him, propping his legs up on my shoulders. He gave me a loud groan as I eased myself into him, too turned on to waste time with fingers.

Our bodies rocked against each other as I thrust into L, grunting repeatedly. I pounded out all of my frustration, staring into L's dark eyes. He reached to grasp my hips and helped me get even deeper penetration. Since I was already so hard, it didn't take long before I was shaking and shuddering, exploding inside of L.

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The next morning things were almost back to normal. We were almost able to forget the entire parasailing incident, chalking it up to a bad day. It also helped that I managed to keep L almost constantly drunk, ordering a few doughnuts for him to soak up some of the alcohol so he didn't pass out.

There was a kite flying contest after lunch that I was interested in, so after a few drinks and doughnuts we headed down to the beach. I bought a rainbow kite from the vendor by the pool and L helped me unravel some string.

"Let's fly!" L beamed, sipping the martini he'd brought with him to the beach. I chuckled and handed L the kite. He ran the string out and let it go, clapping like a little boy as it flew into the sky. He hurried back to me and slipped his hand into mine, resting his head on my shoulder.

"Have you ever wished you were a kite?" L asked innocently. "Have you ever wished you could just fly away, into a new place with new dreams and new hopes? I imagine it would be so…freeing to fly, don't you, Light? Fly with me Light, fly with me!" L dropped his martini glass and stuck his arms out like an airplane, buzzing around the beach. I laughed so hard I almost dropped the kite string.

"Whee!" L cried, soaring through the crowd.

"Hey, someone get that drunk bastard out of here!" a cranky middle-aged man called.

"Come on, let's get out of here," I put the kite down and took L's hand, leading him back into the resort. L was so drunk his attention span didn't last long, and soon enough he was diving into the pool, fully clothed.

"L!" I snorted.

"My clothes are all wet!" L climbed out of the pool, scowling.

"You need a lot more doughnuts," I muttered.

"Mm, doughnuts!" L licked his lips. He began staggering into the resort but tripped on a chair and fell to the floor.

"On second thought, maybe you need a nap." I scooped L up in my arms and carried him into the resort, ignoring the odd glances I got from people in the elevator. He was asleep by the time we got to our floor, and I laid him in the bed to nap.

Okay, this was a bit of a frivolous chapter, and many of you may be disappointed, like "wtf, I waited forever for this crap?!" Well don't you worry; I have some good stuff on the way! Stay tuned!

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