Disclaimer: I don't own this comic the story is based on, but if I did then I would be like,suuuuuuuper rich. lololol
The Samurai Sword flashed in the moonlight. Harry's scar pulsated as his wand sent out a flash. In his head, he saw the words "STUPIMIFY!" flash in front of him. He was getting so pumped and so am I...I mean, did you see the way his wand lit up? That was so coooool! Anyways, the samurai's big pointy object used to slice down bushes with a 'thawkety-thawk' broke. The samurai screamed. It was like death.
"Can you believe how awesomely awesome that last adventure we had was, harry?" Hermione said. Harry said "Yo I beat him yo, so it don't matter no." "That's great harry, now we can go home. 333"
Harry thought about how totally fucking awesome magic was. He had forgotten about magic for a while but now he remembered it because he had gotten his memory back,which allowed him to remember stuff that the black forgetting spell that was really really bad because it made harry potter forget everything harry potter ever knew forever made harry potter forget. That was a really cool thing because he liked his memory, which he lost after the black forgetting spell that was really really bad because it made harry potter forget everything that harry potter ever knew forever. Harry potter said, "Magic is totally fucking awesome. I forgot about it for a while but now I remember it because I got my memory back, which allows me to remember stuff that the black forgetting spell that was really really bad because it made Harry Po...er...I mean me forget everything that I ever knew forever made me forget."
Suddenly a dementor rose from the floor and attempted to hug them with his huggy black cloak. Harry screamed like a little girl and Hermione smacked him upside the head. "Be quiet stupid! Dementors hate chocolate. Their diabetic." She pulled out a 5.8 gram 'Fun Size' Hershey's Special Dark Chocolate Bar from the inside of her cloak and flung it inside its cloak. The dementor cried and and it started crying rivers of blood. It ran off to use the bathroom.
Then harry and hermone went home using the super magic power of the super magic time turner that they got back after the awesomely awesome experience they experienced in the chapter of threeness. The golden power of time swirled around them as they whirled around in the enigma of times and presents. But I don't mean Christmas presents I mean it like the other way...which is more meaningful in the scenario. So did the purple ominous lightning that randomly appeared out of the blue which turned purple because of the lightning that was purple. It was kinda painfulish but not really. Then they were back at the super califragilistic temple. But then it turned out they weren't back at the temple at all! They were actually in a city! Harry said "were actually in a city!" Hemonie agreed, saying "this is not the temple at all! This is actually a city!"
(Authors Note: Srry for the time it took me 2 make this chapter. I was doing other stuff, like dancing.)
harry and hermione both went 'here we go again!' lolololol
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