Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and the South Park residents are owned by Matt Stone and Trey Parker
Jessica, LaTanya, and Keira belong to me
"(So what happened?)" Kenny asked.
"She got detention so I'm stuck with egg till tomorrow." Stan said.
"(I can't believe I missed it.)" Kenny whined.
"Where were you?" Kyle asked.
"(Clyde had the latest Playboy magazine.)" Kenny said.
"I can't believe you dated that bitch." Jessica spat.
"Who cares? I have to get home. I'll take the egg Kenny." Keira said.
"(Okay Keira. Bye.)" Kenny said as Keira left.
"Where's your partner Kyle?" Stan asked.
"I dunno." Kyle said as he felt arms around his waist.
"Hey Kosher Boy." Millie flirted as Kyle screamed.
"Don't scare me like that dude." Kyle said.
"Well sorry you're so attractive." Millie whined.
"I gotta go dude." Kyle said leaving as Millie followed him.
"You need to look after the egg today." Cartman ordered.
"Why?" Jessica spat.
"I'm busy." Cartman said.
"No you're not Fatass!" Stan snapped.
"Am so Hippie!" Cartman snapped.
"(Busy doing what? Sitting at home eating Cheesy Poofs all day?)" Kenny teased.
"Shut your poor ass up Kenny!" Cartman snapped.
"(Well at least my mom's not a crack whore.)" Kenny teased.
"Well that's why you're dad's a drunk!" Cartman snapped.
"(At least I have a dad.)" Kenny said.
"Oh yeah!? Well screw you guys, I'ma going home." Cartman spat as he left.
"Does he do that often?" Jessica asked.
"You have no idea." Stan said.
I know this chapter is VERY short, but I promise the next chapter will be longer and have some Cartman/Jessica scenes. Anyway please read and review.