Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and the South Park residents are owned by Matt Stone and Trey Parker

Jessica, LaTanya, and Keira belong to me

Jessica was cutting up scraps of colored paper and gluing them on the egg when she heard the door.

"Mom! Someone's at the door!" Jessica shouted.

"Could you answer it?" Her mother asked.

"Fine," Jessica muttered getting up and answering it, "Cartman? Why are you here and how do you know where I live?"

"I know where everyone lives. This is South Park remember? The most lamest town ever." Cartman said.

"Good point. But why are you here?" Jessica asked again.

"My stupid mom told me to play outside, but I don't want to hangout with Jew boy, the Hippie, and Poor boy. So could I hangout here?"

"I guess, but only if you take the egg when you leave." Jessica ordered.

"Whatever." Cartman spat as Jessica's mother came in.

"Your little friend's here? My, he's a porker." She said.

"AY!" Cartman roared as Jessica giggled.

"I'll get you kids some snacks." She said going in the kitchen.

"Goddamn it I'm not fat." Cartman spat.

"How do you think of our egg?" Jessica asked.

"Could we name him after Hitler?" Cartman asked.

"No! We're not naming our egg after him!" Jessica snapped.

"Why not?" Cartman whined.

"Because Hitler's evil!" Jessica shouted.

"He kicks ass." Cartman said.

"We're not naming her Hitler!" Jessica snapped.

"Her!? Out egg is not a girl!" Cartman snapped.

"Is so and her name's Jamie!" Jessica snapped.

"No it's not goddamn it! We're NOT naming our egg after Britney Spears' sister! His name's Adolf Hitler Jr. damn it!" Cartman snapped.

"Why do you hate Jews so much!?" Jessica snapped.

"Because your people killed Jesus!" Cartman snapped.

"No we didn't! Jesus is Jewish!" Jessica snapped.

"That's bullcrap! Jesus wasn't a stupid Jew!" Cartman snapped.

"Don't belittle my people fat boy!" Jessica snapped.

"Don't call me fat damn it! We're naming our egg after Hitler!" Cartman snapped as Jessica manage to tackle Cartman to the ground.

"We…are…NOT…naming…our…egg…after…Hitler…" Jessica growled as Cartman flipped her off him as she blushed.

"Look ho, we were teamed up to look after this dumb egg. That means I have the right to voice my choice too." Cartman said darkly.

"Let me go." Jessica sneered.

"Not until we agree the egg's name is Hitler." Cartman growled.

"No dumbass! I'm Jewish! To us Hitler's the devil!" Jessica snapped.

"Fine, fine! We'll name "her" Jamie Hitler." Cartman said annoyed.

"Not after Hitler!" Jessica snapped.

"We could do this all day." Cartman said.

"Fine you win. Just get your fat ass off me." Jessica ordered as he climbed off her smiling.

"Hahahahahaha I made you name our egg after Hitler! Hahahahahaha!" Cartman laughed.

"I swear if you don't shut up I'll fry that egg!" Jessica snapped.

"We'll both fail!" Cartman snapped.

"He'll understand." Jessica crackled as Cartman pouted just as Jessica's mother came back with Oreo Cakesters.

"Here you go kids. I'll be in the kitchen if you need me." She said sitting the plate down and left.

"Oreo Cakesters. My favorite." Jessica said taking one.

"What? Mines too." Cartman said.

"Too bad its not double-stuffed. I adore those." Jessica said.

"Yeah, those are kewl." Cartman said.

"You like all foods don't you?" Jessica asked.

"Touché. I got the perfect name for the egg. Oreo Hitler." Cartman said proudly as Jessica giggled.

"Oreo Hitler? I hate Hitler, but on the other hand I love Oreos. Fine, Oreo Hitler it is." Jessica said.

"Kick ass! I gotta go. My stupid mom wants me home. I'll take Oreo too." Cartman sad taking the egg, kissing her cheek, and left as she blushed.

"Did he just kiss my cheek?" Jessica whispered as her blushed got darker.

Once outside Cartman was also in shock while walking home.

"Why did I just kiss a girl's cheek? Oh God I'm turning into the Hippie," Cartman shuddered, "Oh sweet Jesus."

I hope you all like this chapter. The kiss at the end I originally didn't want to do, but I thought it would be funny and cute. Anyway please read and review