Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and the South Park residents are owned by Matt Stone and Trey Parker

Jessica, LaTanya, and Keira belong to me


"(Kyle could I copy your math homework?)" Kenny asked.

"Alright fine," Kyle muttered handing Kenny the paper when he saw Craig, "Hey Craig wanna trade partners?"

"Why?" Craig asked.

"Millie's killing me." Kyle said.

"So?" Craig asked.

"Dude haven't I ever done something nice for you?" Kyle asked.

"No. You and your friends tricked me twice. Why should I be nice to you? Besides you'll probably hurt Tweek." Craig spat.

"What? You're gay for Tweek all of a sudden?" Kyle asked.

"No. I just don't want Tweek get hurt by the likes of you." Craig spat.

"You know what Craig? Whatever." Kyle spat as Mr. Slave came in.

"Hello class your regular teacher couldn't show up today so I'll be taking over class." Mr. Slave explained.

"What did you do to Mr. Garrison?" Butters asked.

"…Anyway we'll spend this time with our eggs." Mr. Slave said.

"I like what you did to our egg Stan." LaTanya said.

"Thanks. My mom helped with the hair piece." Stan said.

"I don't like this project." Butters muttered.

"Bad partner too?" Kyle asked.

"Bebe's not being fair. She gets to have fun while I'm stuck egg-watching." Butters whined.

"I feel your pain Butters. Millie's the same way." Kyle said.

"No you don't. All you feel is thousands of dollars." Cartman said.

"Fuck off Cartman!" Kyle snapped.

"Oh Jesus. Let's watch our mouths kids." Mr. Slave said.

"Cartman belittled my people and Craig just flipped me off!" Kyle snapped.

"No I didn't." Craig said.

"Yes you did you son of a bitch!" Kyle snapped.

"I didn't want to do this, but you need to go to the counselor's office until you learn not to curse Kyle." Mr. Slave said.

"Goddamn it!" Kyle snapped leaving as Cartman laughed gleefully.

"Serves him right." Cartman laughed.


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