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"So what happened dude?" Stan asked.

"(I think he got detention.)" Kenny said.

"I'm gonna murder Fatass and Craig!" Kyle snapped.

"(I was right.)" Kenny said.

"Hey guys." Wendy said.

"What do you want Wendy?" Kyle spat.

"What's his problem?" Wendy spat.

"He got sand in his vagina," Cartman said as Kyle punched him in the jaw, "Ow! What the hell Kyle!? That hurt!"

"Shut your fucking mouth Fatass! Its your fault I have detention for two weeks!" Kyle snapped.

"You're so full of meecrob Kyle." Cartman said.

"And you're full of shit! Anything else?!" Kyle snapped.

"Dude relax." Stan said as Kyle left.

"(Kyle don't do anything stupid!)" Kenny shouted following him.

WARNING: The next following has a lot of Anti-Stendy and Anti-Wendy content. If you are a fan of Stendy or Wendy in particular skip this part. You've been warned.

"So what did you want Wendy?" Stan asked.

"Stan, I wanted to say sorryabout before." Wendy said.

"It's okay dude." Stan said.

"And I was wondering if you wanted to go back into being my boyfriend?" Wendy asked.

"What about Kevin?" Stan asked.

"He's such a loser. So what do you say Stan?" Wendy asked.

"You're such a slut Wendy. Break her heart gently Stan." Cartman said.

"Sorry Wendy. I don't wanna be your boyfriend again." Stan said as Wendy frowned and gritted her teeth.

"Why not!?" Wendy snapped.

"Because dude, you're a bitch. You cheated on me twice and besides I'm only 9. I can't live with that much heartbreak. I want a girl who'll lo-I mean like me for who I am." Stan explained.

"Stan don't play the victim here! You've hurt me too! You were in love with Ms. Ellen and with Bebe's boobs!" Wendy snapped.

"And you're innocent!? Dude, you were in love with that queermo Bridon and Gregory! Fucks sake, you kissed fucking Cartman in my face and I'm the bad guy!?" Stan snapped.

"You tell her Stan!" Cartman cheered.

"What's going on?" Craig asked.

"Wendy and Stan are arguing." Cartman said happily.

"Really?" Jessica asked coming into view.

"Cool." Clyde said.

"Wendy, you're a bitch and you'll always be a bitch. Just leave him alone." Kyle spat.

"(Kyle don't start shit alright?)" Kenny begged.

"Like you care Kyle!? For all we know you could be gay!" Wendy snapped.

"Dude, I'm only 9! I have a long time to wait before I screw up my life over some girl!" Kyle snapped as Wendy's mouth hung in shock and anger.

"Well…fuck you Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and the rest of you stupid boys!" Wendy snapped leaving with her crew.

"(What the fuck did I do!?)" Kenny snapped.

"Fuck you Wendy! Fuck you bitch!" Cartman snapped with his middle finger up.

"That girl has serious anger issues." Keira said.

"(Yeah!)" Kenny snapped with his arms crossed as Cartman places his hand on Stan's shoulder.

"You've done the right thing Stan." Cartman said.

I hope you all liked this chapter and if anyone's wondering I am a Stendy fan and a Wendy fan, I justed needed to be in the brains of a Wendy or Stendy hater for this chapter. I also didn't add Token as part of the boys listed by Stan because I was trying to name the ones that Wendy had a crush on or was attracted to that could have broken them up, not who she left him for. Anyway I hope you all like and please review.