Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and the South Park residents are owned by Matt Stone and Trey Parker
Jessica, LaTanya, and Keira belong to me
"Do you have any money Jew?" Cartman asked.
"Fuck you Fatass!" Kyle snapped.
"Screw you too!" Cartman snapped leaving as Kenny took his place breathless.
"(Kyle, Jessie likes Cartman.)" Kenny said.
"Kenny!" Keira cried.
"Dude, you shouldn't tell Kenny juicy secrets. He never keeps it quiet." Kyle explained.
"Hey cutie." Millie flirted.
"Hi." Kyle muttered.
"I'm so sorry about our fight. Are you still mad at me?" Millie cooed.
"I guess not." Kyle muttered.
"Oh good. See ya later cutie." Millie flirted leaving to the she shared with Wendy.
"Dude, I don't get girls." Kyle said.
"(You'll learn one day.)" Kenny said.
"There's Stan." Keira said.
"Thank God you guys came. If I have to hear Butters and his corny jokes again, I'll scream." Stan said.
"You think you're the only one who's suffering buttfucker!?" Cartman snapped.
"Hello there Kyle, Kenny, Jessica, Keira, and LaTanya, how are you?" Butters asked oblivious to the comments.
"We're good Butters." Keira said.
"Butters, get the fudge out of here." Cartman ordered.
"Oh, alrighty then." Butters said grabbing his tray and left.
"(Thank God.)" Kenny sighed.
"So you guys wanna go something after school?" Stan asked.
"Can't dude. I have to watch my little brother." Kyle said.
"We could see that new movie in theaters." Keira said.
"(I bet you girls will love the romance in it.)" Kenny said smirking towards Jessica.
"I can't take it anymore!" Jessica shouted grabbing Cartman by the collar.
"What's your-" Cartman started as she kissed him long and passionate.
"Holy shit dude." Stan said as most of the kids looked in shock, others fainted, and Clyde started crying.
"Dude." Kyle said with his mouth hanging slightly.
Sorry for the long delay. I was about to put this story on hold or never finish it when I got an idea, but whatever its almost over only three more chapters after this. I hope you all liked and please review.