Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and the South Park residents are owned by Matt Stone and Trey Parker

Jessica, LaTanya, and Keira belong to me


"Okay details. How was it?" LaTanya asked.

"I thought it'd get rid of that feeling, but it made it ten times worst." Jessica said.

"It's official, you're hereby declared in love with Cartman." Keira said.

"What do I do?" Jessica whined.

"Tell him. Here comes the guys now." LaTanya said seeing Stan, Kenny, and Cartman.

"Hey, you guys ready for the movie?" Stan asked.

"Screw the dumbass movie! I'm going home!" Cartman snapped leaving.

"What's his deal?" Keira asked.

"(Ever since the kiss he's been grouchy.)" Kenny said.

"Why?" LaTanya asked.

"One time he fell for Wendy, but she did the same thing Jessica did to Cartman.)" Kenny explained.

"That bitch." LaTanya spat.

"(Yeah then she went back to Stan like a helpless puppy.)" Kenny added.

"I gotta talk to him," Jessica said catching up to Cartman, "Wait."

"What ho!?" Cartman snapped.

"I didn't know what Wendy did." Jessica said.

"Screw you! You're like all the other bitches! I hope you die! I hope you fuckin die, you stupid Jew!" Cartman snapped leaving as she started sobbing.

"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry." Jessica sobbed.

"Jessie are you alright?" LaTanya asked.

"He didn't let me have a chance to explain. God I hate him that racist bastard, but that makes him more attracted to me." Jessica sobbed.

"Why not just tell him why you did all that?" Stan suggested as she whipped her tears.

"You're right. I will." Jessica said leaving.

At Cartman's he was eating Cheesy Poofs with a tear-streaked face when he heard the door.

"Mom get the door! Someone's at the door mom damn it! MOM GET THE FUCKING DOOR! Goddamn it. Stupid, deaf bitch," Cartman spat opening it, "What do you want ho!?"

"To say sorry." Jessica said.

"Why!? What the fuck for!? The damage is done!" Cartman snapped.

"I know and I'm sorry." Jessica started.

"Yeah right. Get out." Cartman ordered.

"The reason I kissed you 'cause I love you. I hate you dearly, but why I hate you is the reason I love you too." Jessica explained about to cry.

"You don't know how it feels being heartbroken twice by two girls you like. You'll never understand." Cartman sneered darkly.

"I do understand. You don't know what I went through before I moved here." Jessica said in a harsh whisper.

"Yeah right. Having the girl you like kiss you one moment then say she's over you in a heartbeat." Cartman spat.

"You think I didn't experience heartbreak? A guy I liked only kissed me because he was dared to." Jessica spat.

"Suck my balls." Cartman spat.

"I will and I'll suck 'em till you cry." Jessica said much to Cartman's shock.


I gonna leave the rest to your imagination. It was originally gonna be two chapters, but I just decided to combine them because the second half of this chapter looked too short to make into a chapter. I hope you liked this chapter and then be prepared for the last one.