Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and the South Park residents are owned by Matt Stone and Trey Parker
Jessica, LaTanya, and Keira belong to me
The next day kids were filling the classroom.
"Dude where's Cartman and Jessica?" Kyle asked.
"I dunno dude." Stan said.
"Well they better hurry up. We have to present our eggs to Mr. Garrison for a daily check up and you know how he is about this project. If they're late he'll either drop a letter grade or fail them." Kyle explained.
"(Could I copy your math homework again Kyle? I forgot to do it.)" Kenny said.
"Here dude." Kyle said handing him the notebook.
"Did any of you seen Jessica?" Keira asked.
"No. Cartman's missing too." Kyle said as they heard the door and seen Cartman and Jessica walk in holding hands.
"Eric, Jessica, you're late." Mr. Garrison spat.
"Whatever Mr. Faggison." Cartman spat as they took their seats.
"Where were you guys?" Stan asked.
"Janitor's closet. She just can't get enough of me and I don't blame her." Cartman said.
"Gross." Kyle gagged.
"(Dude I just ate breakfast.)" Kenny whined.
"Dude." Stan said in shock.
"Hey, don't have a fit. Its not my fault he's excellent." Jessica said.
"Jesus Christ dude!" Stan shouted puking out the window.
"Stanley get back in your seat!" Mr. Garrison ordered.
"Sorry." Stan said sitting back down.
"Okay class present your eggs and Mr. Slave and myself will inspect them for any cracks or if you switched the eggs." Mr. Garrison said.
"See? No crack." Cartman spat.
"Well…I never thought I'd say this, but good job." Mr. Garrison said going to the next table.
"See? I told him I'm a kick ass parent." Cartman said as Jessica giggled.
"Good work Stanley and LaTanya." Mr. Garrison said.
"You were an awesome father Stan." LaTanya said kissing his cheek as Wendy almost crushed her egg in a jealous fit.
"Nice job Kenny and Keira." Mr. Slave said.
"(Woohoo!)" Kenny cheered.
"Nice good kids." Mr. Slave said.
"Well when you have an awesome boyfriend like Kyle here you can't fail." Millie flirted clinging onto the Jew.
"Wait what!? Boyfriend!?" Kyle cried as Cartman laughed.
"Where's my signature for your egg Wendy?" Mr. Garrison asked.
"I thought-?" Wendy started.
"I forgot to tell you I accidentally broke it yesterday so I had to replace." Kevin said sheepishly.
"You know the direction. That takes your A down to a C for breaking it and replacing it without telling," Mr. Garrison said as Wendy growled and cracked it, "And now a D. Just isn't your day is it Little Wendy?"
"GODDAMN YOU KEVIN!" Wendy roared throwing then shell which landed in Kenny's eye.
"Dude!" Craig shouted.
"Kenny!" Keira cried.
"Oh my God, Wendy killed," Stan started as Kenny got off the floor with blood running down his face, "Never mind."
"Kenny go down to the nurse's office so she could patch that eye up and Wendy down to the principal's office." Mr. Garrison ordered as Kenny left.
"Goddamn it!" Wendy snapped leaving.
"Serves her right." Jessica said smirking.
I hope you all liked this story and Kenny didn't die. I know I could've down better, but I kept running out of ideas. Anyway please review.