EMPOV

After that really strange phone call with Bella, Jasper and I decided to play a trick on Edward, we were going to tell him that all the mountain lions are officially extinct, that should get his cold dead heart pumping ( he took it pretty badly when he heard bells on the phone) So Jazz and I were making our way up the stairs when the phone rang.

"Hey Bella. Where have you been, everyone's been worried sick!" God what was that girl thinking, trying to scare me!( shit I sound like my mother R.I.P mom!)

"Emmett, help me, I'm trapped in this house by this vile Mike Newton guy!" she whispered. Holy Fudge-a- doodle mike effing Newton the town pervert!

"We'll find you Bella" Now I'm pissed no one and I mean no ONE MAKES MY BELLA UPSET!!!

"Hurry!" She said then the line went dead.

" Hey Em, what about the trick with Edward.. helloooo , Emmett is everything alright?" what the pho was wrong with jasper I thought he could sense emotions damn twit!

" jasper, bella is in serious trouble get Edward we gotta go!"

" Ok, im on it, but before we go don't you think you should change your shirt?"

" What the fu- oh! No I don't have time plus rose told me no more nookie if I don't were this damn shirt, so you get Edward an I'll meet you in the car!"

5 Mins later.

" WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BELLA'S BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NEWTON!!!!!!! "

Edward has been shouting the hole time boy that boy is high strung.. we arrived at mike newton's house in record time.

" Okay guys I think we should make a – hey edward were are you going we need to make a plan!" edward already bolted for the door

" Bella!" he screamed

He rushed over to her but she wouldn't answer for some reason she was staring at me with fear.

"Bella what did he do to you!" Edward said sounding really scared

Still she wouldn't answer she was just crying and busting out into tears at the very sight of me, so I thought it was jasper I mean she has never seen him before so it might be that.

" bella- this –is—jasper—he-- is –our—brother-- he --is --a -good –guy." I had to talk really slow and more retarded that usual because she looked like she wasn't getting it.

So I did the first thing that came to mind.

I beat the marshmallows out of mike and made sure there wasn't anything left! Not even the dude from CSI Could find that bitch!

She still didn't seem happy or even relieved she just kept staring at me so I did the second thing that came to my mind.

I slapped her across the face! It earned a fearsome growl from Edward, but that couldn't even compare to the look on bella's face she looked shocked and scared. My God What Have I Done!!!!!

" Sorry bella – I-I"

2 days later.

Omigod did I ever have a laugh It turns out that my shirt was the thing that freaked bella out, it had a picture of all the teletubies on it and that was the thing mike was supposedly torturing her with I couldn't even imagine having to spend 3 days with mike jerking of to teletubies then feeling me up thinking I was one of them. Of course I would be scared shitless ( if I could or had shit) if a big man all dressed in read with a teletubies shirt on that said; " teletubies turn me on!" its really hard for me to comprehend what happened to bella in that horrid place! This is defiantly going into my blog, and as for bella she is doing fine she recovered and is all ready for her show next week she even invited me on one condition. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO teletubie shirts. Lets just say rosie wasn't to happy.