A/N: I only own Merietta Sue takes place during the Raid and afterwards
Merietta was torn between following Peter and Susan or her true love Caspian,she was absolutly certain she could get Peter to fall under her charm ,despite the fact that Peter didn't even look twice at her actually he never even looked at her once,but never mind,she was Merietta Adelyne"Sparkly" Sue gosh darn it and she could have any boy she wanted and she wanted ,Will,Ben and Skandar. She decided to follow Caspian and silently(or so she thought) went after him in reality she was screaming at the top of her annoying high pitched voice .
"Caaaaaaspiannnn! honey pie! my one truuuuueeee Loooove wherrre are youuuuu!" she cried effectively alerting everyone in the castle that they were there .
"I wish she'd shut up,why'd you let her come anyway." Susan asked Peter .
"I didn't even want her to come,but Caspian started crying and babbling about how Merietta was his one true love and he'd throw himself off a cliff if she didn't get to come and it's very disturbing to see a nineteen year old boy cry and throw himself at your feet."Peter said shuddering at the memory.
Merietta meanwhile had found Caspian and the two of them were in the middle of professing their undying love to each other when Peter and Susan showed up,weapons raised and looks of disbelief and disgust on their faces.
"What are you doing,you're supposed to be freeing your professor." Peter snapped at Caspian .
"Don't be mad,Peteyweteysweetiekinnykinkinhoneybunnypie,you can profess your undying love for me after Caspian." Merietta cooed .
"But I was about to proffess my undying love and devotion to Marietta Adelyne "Sparkly" Sue,I love her ,her eyes are like alabaster ,her lips are like red jewels sparkling in the sun,her her nose." Caspian said pulling out a long list that extended down the hallway
Susan hit Caspian over the head with the hilt of Peter's sword and he crumbled to the floor,"I guess you'll have to free Cornelius,Peter." she said handing Peter his sword.
"Oooooooh! I'll come with you!" Merietta squealed thinking of all the things she and Peter could do in the dark dungeoun(which I will not mention because this is rated K ) .
"Oh no you don't ,you're coming with me." Susan said grabbing Merietta by the arm and pulling her back down the hall.
"B-b-b-b-b-ut,you're a girl,my charm doesn't work on you!I want my true loves to rescue me!" Merietta cried under the delusion she was being kidnapped in reality the Pevensies just wanted to keep everything running the way it was supposed to ,they were tired of Mary Sues falling into Narnia and ruining the plot of the movie so they became Narnia's only hope and the four of them (well three) were pushed to the background as if they weren't even important. Susan always got the raw end of the deal when Mary Sues arrived .Peter was usually the center of the stupid girl's attention,Edmund attracted all the angsty Mary Sues much to his horror and Lucy was little and charming already so naturally everyone liked her (though she could hardly be blamed for that)Susan however was nothing.
Susan dragged Merietta up some stairs and into a tower ."Stay there and don't you dare come out." she said shutting the door and hurrying down to find her brother and revive Caspian.
Merietta meanwhile noticed that Susan had stuck her in the exact same tower Edmund was ,she perked up he'd rescue her (actually the door was unlocked and she could just walk out) .She sat down on the floor waiting for Edmund's instincts to kick in when he sensed his beloved was in danger(she wasn't in any danger at all) and he'd burst in brandishing his sword as he gallantly rescued her from impetual doom.
So Merietta waited even after everyone had left and the trapped Narnians had been murdered by the Telmarines ,cause no one thought to look for Merietta actually they just didn't care ,well Caspian did,but since he was out cold he doesn't count.
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Merietta made her way back to the How ,she had used her magic powers to escape,what ? I didn't mention she has magic powers,but of course she does .Duh! she is Merietta Adelyne Sparkly Sue and she has magic powers after all she is Harry Potter's long-lost sister and Snapes daughter anyway back to the story .
Merietta arrived in the How just in time to see Caspian staring at another woman encased in ice.
"Caaaspiaaannn! why are you looking at herrr,don't you loooveee meeee anymore!" Merietta wailed ,"She's not even pretty!"
Jadis looked over to see where that annoying voice was coming from and only saw a pitiful little daughter of Eve dressed in a sparkly pink dress .
Forget about her original plan,she'd rather kill this girl when she got out of this blasted prison all she needed was to find someone to free her.
"You stay away from him." Merietta said holding up a sword and thrusting it into the ice effectively killing the witch just as Peter,Edmund,Lucy and Trumpkin came rushing in,she promptly fainted and Peter gathered her in his arms crying out in anguish and Edmund and Caspian proffessed their undying love for her.
Actually that all happened in her head what really happened was this. Merietta tried to pick up Caspian's discarded sword,broke a nail and fainted from the absolute pain and when Jadis was tempting Peter he "accidentally on purpose" jabbed his sword into her.
"You killed her!" Caspian cried."She was my true love! and we were going to be wed . It was written in the stars!"
"Caspian,for the last time there is nothing like that written in the stars or anywhere for that matter just ask Glenstorm." Lucy said wondering why older boys were so stupid when it came to girls. Her brothers had acted like that before they realised what Mary Sues really were and became immune to their charm .