Disclaimer : I only own the one the only *trumpets blare * annoying Marietta Adelyne "Sparkly" Sue.A rock falls on my oc effectively crushing my oc. Thanks to my two reviewer(you know who you guys are for giving me these ideas for this chapter) Skipping the battle at least until the bridge part.
Marietta took one look at Miraz and instantly fell in love,unfortunately the feeling wasn't mutual and Miraz being the person he is did not even acknowledge her,but no one in Narnia really did,so there you go ,but in Marietta's pea -sized brain ,Miraz was going to be her fourth husband,cause you just can't have one(actually you're only supposed to,but Marietta's a buffoon),What of the fight between Miraz and Peter to determine the fate of the Narnians?That became another oppurtunity for them to show Marietta how they really felt about her(well to her anyway).
"When Miraz wins and I kiss him,try not to feel to bad,Petey,dear,I'll always have a special place in my heart for you,but Miraz is sooooooooooo bad,he's good and I know we'll make a suuuuupeeeer cute couple" Marietta giggled vapidly.
"Yeah,I'll try to keep my emotions in check." Peter said dryly.
The duel started and Peter was not fighting quite as well as he should be,Miraz was celebrating his victory ,little did he know what fate had in store for him.
When the duel was over,Miraz had won,he felt elated,but he wasn't sure why the former young king he had dueled with didn't seem the least bit upset,for that matter neither did the Narnians or even his fool of a nephew. Then he heard it,the most awful sound in the world ,that made his blood run cold.
"Miraaaaaaaazzzz!!! Ooooooooh,I'm sooooooooo happy,you won,now we can wed under the stars and have cute babies and you can call me coochiewoochie bear and I can call you dumpling sugar cake." Marietta came barreling over and latched onto Miraz's arm possesively ,for some reason she was dressed in a wedding dress."I'm ready to get married now,'re soooo baaaaad,but don't worry,I can make you good,cause I'm Marietta Adelyne "Sparkly" Sue,I'm half dyrad,half fairy,and half elf,I was born with a curse and I can see into the future,my mother was the White Witch and I was given up for adoption and you're my truuuueeeee looooove." she sighed dreamily.
Miraz looked horrified,"Wait,I have a wife! a child!I don't want this! I don't want her" he cried falling at Caspian's feet,"The Narnians can have their land back and I'll stop being king,you can be king instead,I'm going into hiding,I'll change my name and everything!" he took off running in the direction of Calmoren and that's where he is to this day muttering about "Evil girls and weddings and too much sparkly pink goo."
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Marietta was fairly trembling with excitement,this was her chance to save the day,yet again. (Actually she had never saved the day at all) From watching the movie she knew this was the part where Lucy stood on the bridge and stopped the Telmarine army from advancing and Marietta was certain that she too could stop the Telmarine army from advancing; after all wasn't she Marietta Adelyne"Sparkly"Gladys Evangaline Sue ,Protector of Narnia,Future Wife of Caspian ,long-lost sister to Harry Potter,daughter of Jadis and niece of Legolas.
Unfortunately she had forgotten that Aslan had been there to help Lucy and that he called upon the river god to stood there in her sparkly pink dress,her black hair dancing about in the breeze.
"I'll stop them with music,when they hear my wonderful flute playing,they'll just stop in their footsteps."Marietta said taking out a flute from the folds of her dress and started playing ,quite horribly too it was so terrible the horses got spooked and ran toward Marietta trampling her to death,her last conscious thought was Noooooo,now I'll never marry Caspian,teh gasp.
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Marietta woke up on her bed,"Noooooooooooo!" she wailed when she realised that she was no longer in Narnia and that she had (finally ) been thrown out before the kiss between Caspian and had planned to steal Caspian away from Susan when everyone was saying their goodbyes,but now she would never get to kiss her one true love.
Sitting up,Marietta glanced around her rooom and spotted her poster of Edward Cullen from Twilight and grinned,Well if she couldn't kiss Ben Barnes,perhaps she could kiss Robert Pattison.
A/N: In case anyone wants to know,No,I will not be writing a Twilight Mary Sue bash,since I am not that familiar with the books and have only seen part of the movie.