(A/N: Sadly I don't own L or anyone you recognize from Death Note....*sniff* Well actually, I'm GLAD I don't own Watari and Roger)
September 3, 2010
Sorry that I haven't written diary…OK actually I don't really give a shit if I write or not.
But I found my fucking parents!!!!! And its all thanks to Chance who is totally fucking awesome as hell. So lets recap, shall we?
Chance: a 7 year old dude who kicks ass. He has blond hair and blue eyes. Orphan dude who rocks my socks.
I follow him down to the file room at HQ. You see, since me him and this girl Destiny are the smartest kids at Whammy's, we're getting personally trained by L and his task force! When we're older we'll become actually members! Back to what happened- so Chance and I are snooping through the files when he finds Chris and L's file!!
So this file says that they had a fucking kid! And that kid was killed by the Lab and had a birthmark on its back of a rose without a stem. And it's a girl. Well I'm a girl with that SAME exact birth mark AND I was born some time in April, which was when THEY'RE kid was born!!!
Isn't this totally fucked up? I've asked Chance- OK, I've ordered him not to say anything. I mean really there's a slim chance that I'm not….OK I'm not shitting anyone, I'm totally their kid. I even look similar to them…and me and L have an obsession with sweets but that's beside the point!! Later.
September 9, 2010
Diary,
Chance is a damn bastard who needs to shut his mother-fucking goddamn mouth.
September 10, 2010
I'm sorry for that rude outburst yesterday diary…OK I'm not really but ya know…I guess I should explain…
Chance told L and Chris so they know now.
There, now you know.
(A/N: Thorn says to review. Or she'll kill you. Painfully. jk)